Disclaimer: I still do not own Naruto… Damn.

Obsession

-Shadowishey

Naruto felt all warm and bubbly inside just from Sasuke's touch. He unknowingly blushed and moved closer to Sasuke in return. Sakura noted all of this but did not interfere, because the Inner Sakura was planning for ways to make Naruto's death look like an accident. Bwahaha! Let Operation Screw Naruto begin!

While the students were off in their own happy places, Kakashi was talking to the client about the mission. After he was finished talking to the client he turned back to the students. "Ok… we need to guard…" Kakashi stopped and tried to remember the name but sadly his mind was on his Make-out paradise book when he was talking to the man. Ahg. He couldn't stop thinking about it! Stupid Iruka just had to interrupt him when the people were going to…

The man, hearing the long pause, filled in the rest of Kakashi's sentence. "I'm Sol."

"Ahh. Yes, Sol." Kakashi was still thinking about the book. Dammit, he needed to find out what the girl was doing to the guy! "So… uh pack your…" his mind drifted off to the book again, and he mumbled "condoms for the mission." Wait! That wasn't right! "Ahem. I meant pack your stuff for the mission."

"…" Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke were very disturbed right now. Sakura was thinking child molester! Naruto was thinking for Sasuke? And Sasuke was thinking I don't even know where to get those for us…he would have to ask Kakashi later.

Finally when everybody recovered from the statement, they went back to their houses to get their 'stuff'. Naruto and Sasuke headed off in the same direction to Naruto's house even though Sasuke lived on a different street. Sakura planned to pack some shovels.

"Hey Sasuke what should I pack?" Naruto asked while looking in his closet. Sasuke moved beside him and looked in the closet as well. There were: orange jackets, orange pants, more orange jackets, and more orange pants. Oh, and some orange ducky boxers.

"Uh… well… pack the…" Sasuke was at a loss and randomly pointed at an item.

"Those are your clothes, Sasuke." Naruto said as he looked at the black fabric.

"Oh. Then… pack your clothes that you like." Sasuke hurriedly gathered up his shirts and pants and stuffed them inside his bag. He also remembered to pack a box full of ramen for Naruto.

In then end, Naruto managed to pack up and bring extra bags just for his ramen.

When they were done packing, they waited for Kakashi who was late as usual, at the village gates. Sasuke saw that Sakura was carrying some very weird tools indeed. Kakashi showed up and they walked the rest of the day. Naruto was extremely relived when they went to an inn to rest. He didn't get to spend much alone time with Sasuke the whole day because Sakura was there.

In the middle of the night Sasuke sneaked in Naruto's room (because Naruto would make too much noise if he tried to sneak into Sasuke's room) and sat next to Naruto.

"Hey Sasuke, this time I'm on top." Naruto pushed Sasuke down.

"Nuh-uh. I deserve to be on top. I have sexy gloves"

"Well… I have um… yellow hair!"

"I have spinney eyes."

"I'm obnoxious!"

"…Is that a good thing?"

"Of course!"

"I look gothic."

"…" Damn Sasuke was right there. Naruto was going to use the last good thing that he had left. "Well, I'm bigger." This could be true, although Naruto was doubtful. Holding up his hand palm flat, Naruto brought it closer to Sasuke's.

"Pfftt. Yeah right." Sasuke opened his hand flat and laid it across Naruto's. Warmth spread through their palms as their hands met. Sasuke's hand was bigger.

"Damn!" Naruto looked crestfallen as he started pouting.

"Aww common Naruto." Chided Sasuke as he tried to make Naruto feel better. "I'm a very fast grower."

Naruto never could be sad very long, so he grinned and put his head on his lover's chest. As soon as Sasuke saw the smile it made his heart flutter. Damn, Sasuke really wanted to molest Naruto right about now. Sasuke was just about to do so when he noticed that Naruto was already asleep. Damn! Maybe he could rape Naruto in his sleep… That idea faded as Naruto swung an arm at Sasuke's face as he turned in his sleep. Sasuke decided that it would be better if Naruto were awake anyhow.

Eventually dawn came and Sasuke had to slip back into his own room again. This was harder than coming into Naruto's room because it was no longer dark and Kakashi was probably awake. Still, Sasuke managed it with only a few cuts and scratches from the thorn bush outside Naruto's window.

At breakfast, Sakura noticed a shallow pool of water beside where they were eating and an evil idea hatched in her mind. "Hey Naruto, I think that there's a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. I think that it's the ramen one."

Hearing the prospect of doing something with ramen (he didn't listen to the rest) Naruto dived in.

"No! Naruto!" Sasuke jumped up and followed Naruto into the water.

"No! Sasuke!" Fearing the idea of losing her love, Sakura followed Sasuke.

"Alright fine. We can all go swimming!" Kakashi dived into the water and started playing; not noticing how Naruto was drowning and Sakura had somehow attached herself onto Sasuke's leg.

End of chappiee 2