Narrator: Mr. Oldman is gone. Five contestants remain. Who will win?
Melody: Ready, Kyle?
Kyle: Ready, Melody.
Kyle plays guitar while Melody sings.
Melody:
We're stuck in a sauna together.
Hot and humid is the weather.
It's so hot we only wear underpants
So that we can be of more pleasure.
Kyle plays an awesome guitar solo.
Kyle: That was awesome!
Melody: I'll say!
Kyle: Wanna hear another story?
Melody: Do I ever!
Kyle: Okay. Um...one time...I wrote this like...song...with my girlfriend...whose name is Melody...and I played guitar...while she sang our like...song...and then I like...played a solo.
Melody applauds.
Sheila (groaning): Now I really wish I had a toilet. I feel sick, and I don't think it's because of the humidity.
Gnocchi: Why you be sick, then?
Sternum: Why isn't she sick?
Sheila attempts to strangle Sternum, but feels too sick, and lets him go after a few moments. Sternum dusts himself off.
Sheila: CAN SOMEONE GET ME A BUCKET?!
Gnocchi: I not be seeing you in such pain. I fetch bucket for you.
Gnocchi opens the door, and two guards take him away. Sheila grins, and then turns around to puke.
Table:
Kyle Rostenson
Melody
Sternum
Sheila