A/N: I just love weddings! Sniffles Someday I'll marry my hockey player! (A wrestler would work fine, but there are more hockey players available!) Ok, so I lied, my blockage is not really too much of an issue right now! Country music inspires me! Yee Haw! Enjoy Y'All!
What Honeymoon?
Ashley's POV:
It had been a week since our wedding, and John and I had just gotten back from our honeymoon. We went to the Bahamas! I love the Bahamas! They are so pretty. We came home, and. John picked me up, and carried me through the door.
"John, what the heck are you doing?"
"Baby, I gotta carry you over the, um, threshold. Yea, that's it. Are you gaining weight?"
"Yes I am, and I have you to thank for that Mr. Cena!"
"I was just kidding, you don't feel heavier at all! I'm a wrestler, I throw 200-300 pound men around for a living. I think I can handle a pregnant chick!"
"You better be able to!"
"Mommy, daddy! You're back! Come see what me and Grandpa Flair made!"
John chuckled, and set me down he then acted in pain and said, "Oww, my back. I think it's broken!"
"Shut up John, just shut up. I'm pregnant, and don't find it funny."
"Gosh, the guys weren't kidding when they said that pregnant women have mood swings."
"I'm not moody, I'm just not amused."
"Ok, I'm sorry, no more fat jokes." John said as he pulled me in for a kiss.
We were in the middle of kissing, when the doorbell rang.
"Who could that be?" I asked. "Baby, my feet hurt. I'm gonna go lay on the couch and see what Syd and Ric made. Answer the door."
"Ok, not that I really have a choice!" John yelled as I walked into the other room. "Sheesh, I'm gonna have to remember not to mess with those mood swings."
"I heard that Cena!" I shouted back to him, cracking up. The poor guy.
John's POV:
I walked over to the front door, and opened it. I was extremely surprised to see a crying Stacy on the porch.
"Stacy, what's wrong? What brings you here?"
"John, I gotta talk to Ashley. Move." She sternly said.
I got out of her way, and went to find Syd. At least she wasn't moody.
I found Syd outside with Ric.
"Look daddy! We made a fort!" she said as she pointed towards a few boxes lying in the lawn.
"Did you really? Wow, why don't you show me the inside!"
"Otay. Careful, don't hit your head like Grandpa did!"
"Yea John, those boxes are harder than they look."
"Ok, I'll remember that." I followed Sydney inside, wondering what Stacy was doing here.
Ashley's POV:
I was laying on the couch, watching TV, when Stacy came into the room crying. I immeadietly sat up and looked at her.
"Stace, what's wrong? Weren't you and Randy supposed to be Cancun for another week?"
"Yea, he's still there. With that slut." She said, inbetween sobs.
"Stacy, what are you talking about? What happened?"
"He…I…She…I walked in on them."
"What, who, huh?"
"Him and Dawn Marie. He was kissing her, in the pool. That whore, she got to him. How could he do that to me, I'm pregnant with HIS baby, and he's out screwing some cheap slut."
"Stacy, did he sleep with her? Are you sure? I mean, Randy seriously loves you, or at least I thought he did. He'd never cheat on you."
"Well, the bastard did. I can't believe that I actually thought he loved me. Dawn was right. Well, she can have him. There's thousands of guys who would date me even if I am pregnant. I'm calling Drew."
"The hell you are. Stacy, listen to me. Even if he did cheat, you ARE NOT calling Drew. He's an abusive creep, and would only hurt you worse than Randy ever could. No, don't call him."
"You're right. What am I going to do Ash? I can't go back to St. Louis. I can't look at him ever again. How am I going to raise a baby by myself?"
"Hey, if I could do it, so can you. I watched you with Syd, you're a natural. Don't worry about that right now. The baby won't be here for almost four or five months. You need to get this straightened out. Talk to Randy, hear him out."
"Ash, no offense, but would you listen to John if you caught him kissing some other chick?"
I sat there silent, not wanting to answer.
"No, you wouldn't, and neither am I. Ash, can I stay here with you and John? Just until I work something else out? I already called the lawyer. Randy will have the divorce papers at his house when he gets home. I'm not even asking for anything. I have my stuff with me."
"Sure you can stay, jut let me check with John first. Stay here, don't move." I pulled myself up and ran outside where John, Ric, and Sydney were.
"John, we gotta talk, NOW!"
"Ok, just a sec baby." I watched and laughed as he tried to get out of the box without ruining it. He got out, and charged at me.
"What's up baby? Why's Stacy here?"
"Yea, that's what we gotta talk about. She's here because she left Randy."
"Already, it hasn't even been two weeks. Is he that bad?"
"John, shut up and listen to me. She left him in Cancun. She saw him and Dawn Marie kissing in the pool. That son of a bitch cheated on her, on their own honeymoon."
"What the… are you sure?"
"I've never seen Stacy like this before. John, can she stay with us for now? We have room, you won't even know she's here, baby puhlease!?"
"What the hell, sure. Now I'll have two pregnant women living under the same roof. Sure. I'm gonna kick Orton's ass. That little wussy couldn't live with just her? She can stay in one of the spare bedrooms. I'll be right in." He gave me a quick kiss, and went back to the box monstrosity in our backyard. I just smiled and went back inside. I found Stacy sitting at the kitchen table crying.
"Stace, its ok. Let's go get you're stuff." I wrapped an arm around her, and together we went out to get her stuff.
"Stacy, did you take Randy's car and drive all the way here?"
"sniffle Yea, I didn't want to fly, plus it held all my stuff. Why?"
"Well, you know he's gonna come get it, when he comes to get you."
"Oh shit, I forgot about that. I guess I wasn't thinking. Damn, maybe I can FedEx it back to him."
"Stacy, you can't FedEx a car. Sorry sweetie, it won't work. You're gonna have to see him eventually."
"Right, I knew that. Ash, would you mind if I went and lay down, I'm beat. Being pregnant isn't a walk in the park."
"Nope, but its worth it. Go ahead. You need your rest."
"Ok, Ash, watch Dawn Marie, she's probably gonna go after John next. Just a warning for ya. I'll c-ya later." She turned and walked up the stairs. I suddenly felt like crying, so I went and sat on the couch and cried. John walked in and ran over to me.
"Ashley, what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
"No, Dawn Marie got to Randy like she promised. Now she's going to get you. John please don't leave me, I couldn't live if you left me for her."
"Ashley Anne Cena, what makes you think that I'd ever leave you for that trailer trash? I'm in love with YOU, sure me and Dawn saw each other on and off, but whenever I was with her, I imagined that it was you. I love you, don't forget it."
"But she's pretty, and a sure thing. She's not a fat lump like me. Oh God, I'm fat! You even said that I broke your back"
"Baby, listen to yourself. You are not fat, you're pregnant. When I said that, I was kidding. The baby's got to have someplace to grow. I think that you are more beautiful than ever. I'm also not a selfless prick like Orton. I'd have to shoot myself if I ever cheated on you. I just got you back a few months ago, now why would I want to go and ruin that? I finally have what I want, a family. That means You and Sydney, and Stacy for the time being."
"Really?"
"Yea, you're stuck with me for ever sweetie! You're gonna have to deal with me!" John said before he started laughing.
"Why are you laughing? I don't see anything funny."
"You crack me up babe! I love you Ashley!"
"Well, I am pretty funny, aren't I?"
"The funniest!" John put his arm around me, and we just sat and laughed for a few minutes. John got up and said, "I'm gonna go order some pizza, what do you want on it?"
"Um, I want mushrooms, pineapple, green peppers, and ham. Stacy probably wants anchovies on hers. Sydney likes cheese and pepperonis."
"Ok, I won't remember all of that, but hey, it's the thought that counts right?"
"Wrong, get it right John! You're dealing with 2 pregnant women now. We have weird cravings. I'm gonna go check on Stacy." I got up and went upstairs to check on my friend, while John went in the kitchen and ordered the pizza.
John's POV:
I can't believe that he actually thinks that I would even give that slut a chance. Man, I'm glad that these mood swings are only temporary. Anchovies, green peppers and ham? Yuck!
"Cena, you are one crazy man. I hope you can live through the next five months."
"Thanks for that vote of confidence Ric, I'll do fine. Ashley thinks that I'm going to cheat on her, like Orton did to Stacy."
"Orton did what?" Ric asked angrily.
"Yea, Stacy found him kissing Dawn Marie in the pool, on their honeymoon. That's why she's here now."
"That no good son of a bitch. How could he do that, Stacy's beautiful and the best thing that ever happened to him. Kids these days. You better not hurt Ashley Cena, I'll have to kill you."
"I'm not going to. I love her, and wouldn't do anything to hurt her."
"Yea, I know you wouldn't." He turned and went to get Sydney.
I dialed the pizza place, and gave them my order. I hung up the phone, and heard Ashley scream. I dropped the phone, and ran up the stairs to Stacy's room. I almost passed out when I saw what made Ashley scream."