Hogwarts School of
Detectives
Warnings: AU, HP/YYH crossover, some kissing. May be a bit OOC. More to come after I finish the 2nd part.
Rating: PG13
Description: After discovering demons can perform magic, Dumbledore sends Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke Hogwarts letters. However, the Spirit Detectives must: Get wizard money, get the proper supplies, keep Hiei's falcon from killing everyone, survive Malfoy's
obnoxiousness, save Yukina, kick Voldemort's butt, and put up with the weirdness of being in a magical school. And believe me, I left out a lot.
Disclaimer: Don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Harry Potter, blahblahblah…
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"What the-what in the heck…." Yusuke sputtered. An owl had just crashed into his bedroom window. Yusuke shook his head and ignored it. It proceeded to peck and hoot and do everything an owl can do to annoy someone. Tired of the racket, Yusuke opened the window and the owl came in. It landed on Yusuke's desk and held out its leg. Yusuke looked at the strange envelopes
tied to its leg.
Yusuke Urameshi
123 Payne St. Apartment 1 Tokyo, Japan
East Bedroom, Lazy Boy recliner
Yusuke found it extremely odd that an owl was giving him a letter, to his precise location, at 12:00 midnight. "Aw, what the heck," Yusuke said. "I hope it's not junk mail!" He expected the owl to attack him when he took the letters, but it just stood there like this was the most common, boring, and pointless task it had to fulfill. The owl took off, leaving Yusuke to his thoughts. The cocky boy shrugged and opened the first letter.
HOGWARTS SCHOOL
of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)
Dear Mr. Urameshi,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted
at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find
enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term
begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than
July 31.
Yours sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall,
Deputy Headmistress
"What!? What's that supposed to mean? Is this a joke?" Yusuke read the letter about 40 times to make sure he had read correctly.
"I see you've got the letter as well."
"KURAMA! What are you doing here?" Yusuke asked, slightly surprised.
"Hiei and I both had owls deliver the same letter." Kurama said calmly.
"Well, where's Hiei?"
"I'm over here you baka." Hiei said from the tree outside Yusuke's bedroom window.
"Yusuke," Kurama said, disparate to change the subject before it started. "Do you believe them?"
"I dunno."
"Well, it appears you won't have teachers try to expel you all year, you'll be learning, well…"
"Maybe it's junk mail." Yusuke said, highly doubting that wizardry was real.
"It's real Yusuke, just read the other letter." Kurama said.
Yusuke tore open the other envelope and read the letter, or at least tried, it was hard to read with a humanized fox demon reading over his shoulder.
Yusuke, we know this may be hard to believe, but you will, indeed become a first year student at Hogwarts. Many witches and wizards will be going there, not including you. We know that you are part demon and the school has discovered that demons can do magic, and no, it's not fake. Only witches, wizards, and demons are permitted to go. You must not inform anyone but your mother that you will be going. Most students start their 1st year at the age of eleven, however, because we have only just discovered that demons are capable of performing magic, you, Hiei and Kurama will be the first teenaged first year students at our school, which is millenniums old. Please send an owl addressed to the Ministry of Magic by July 31st, and no, you will address the letter to the Ministry, not the owl. Please say, in the letter that you accept. We look forward to seeing you.
Albus Dumbledore
Headmaster
"Well, now what?" Yusuke asked.
"He told us to send our letters of acceptance, but I doubt we can get an owl." Hiei said, with a "Hn"
"The owl that delivered my letter is still at my house." Kurama said, unable to not find a solution.
"How do you know where I live anyway?" Yusuke asked Kurama.
"The phonebook."
"Will you two shut up so we can get going?" Hiei asked impatiently.
"Yeah, whatever," Yusuke said. "But first I'll go tell my mom I'm going to a weird school to learn magic tricks."
~In Kitchen~
"You mean you are going to go away, for the year?" Atsuko asked.
"Yeah mom, in England somewhere."
"Oh, I won't see you every day, knowing how far away that is."
"Glad you accept, now sign the letter." Yusuke ordered.
~At Kurama's House~
"Well, that'll be it." Yusuke said as he finished tying his letter on to the owl's leg.
"I hope they write back soon." Kurama said.
"'Night." Hiei said as he went off to find a tree to sleep in.
"G-night." Yusuke called after Hiei.
"See ya!" Kurama called out as well.
"Bye Kurama." Yusuke said to Kurama.
"Bye." Kurama said, waving at the running Yusuke.
Kurama got undressed and went straight to bed, dreading the talk his mother promised
him in the morning. It's already 1:00 in the morning, Kurama thought. He fell asleep the second he got into bed.
Yusuke however, was not a 400 year old demon that is used to these things happening, and could not sleep. Every time he fell asleep he dreamed of green witches with pickle-like noses and old wizards in pointy hats. He could not help but wonder what the other students really looked like.
Hiei was worried about the embarrassment involved. What if he couldn't even cast a spell? What if boys and girls slept in the same room? He overheard Yusuke telling Kurama that they had to ride unicorns to school. Hiei highly doubted that this was true.
~At Yusuke's House~
"Yusuke you bonehead! Wake up…NOW!"
"Relax Hiei; he'll wake up within the next 40 years." Atsuko said, half-joking.
"Fine and I'll be back." Hiei said threateningly.
~At Kurama's house~
Kurama awoke light headed, but could remember clearly what had happened last night, and sadly, so did his mother. He glanced at the clock. 8:34. He went back to sleep. His mother walked in around ten, and for the first time in her life, she was angry with Suuichi. But then she saw her son's sleeping form, looking so peaceful, and exhausted. She shook her head, it was impossible to stay mad at him, and she knew he had a good enough excuse being awake at such hours. She walked out quietly, and put the owl's letter on his bookcase.
~Back at Yusuke's house~
"He's awake." Atsuko said, barely glancing at Hiei.
"Hn."
*10 minutes later*
"Yeah, whatever, Kurama's place." Yusuke said sleepily.
"Good, I'll meet the dumbest Spirit Detective there." Hiei said running before Atsuko blamed him for the destruction of her house. (If you call that dump a house, or apartment or whatever)
~Back at Kurama's house~
Kurama finished in the bathroom and went downstairs to, leftover breakfast.
"Suuichi! Why didn't you tell, me, or should I say, ex Yoko Kurama?"
"Mother, I'm sorry, I just didn't know how you would take it. One mother committed suicide when she found out her son took drugs, and I didn't want to see what you would do if you found out that I had murdered your child, taken over his body, and become an almost perfect physical and mental Suuichi…" Kurama had tears in his eyes now, now that he was human, he had emotions.
"Tell, me Kurama, how old was Suuichi at that time?"
"I was born as Suuichi, and don't call me Kurama. I was not born a demon, but created. But you gave birth to me, and my birth name is Suuichi. Only my allies call me Kurama."
"Suuichi…" Now he had his mother crying.
Kurama felt like he would throw up. He knew it was time to tell his mother the truth.
"Mother, I need to confess something, if you'll let me." Kurama said, looking down at the tiled kitchen floor.
His mother nodded.
"Mother, when I went away for a week or so, I helped Hiei and the other baka steal 3 artifacts. The one I stole was called the 'Forlorn Hope,' and on the full moon, it can unlock the deepest, darkest desire of your heart, in exchange for a life, preferably the wish maker's. I deceived them and used the Forlorn Hope to cure you of your illness. But Yusuke offered to give his life instead of mine, so you wouldn't be depressed. I don't know what happened, if the mirror took part of both our lives, or it felt sympathy, or it was touched by Yusuke's heroism, or perhaps it just didn't take life at all, but we both survived."
Shiori looked shocked, did her demon son really care about her that much, or did he have some of Suuichi's character traits? To know the answer, she had to ask him one more question.
"Can the artifact grant only the deepest darkest desire of the user's heart, and only that?"
"Yes Mother, I wasn't lying when I practically said that having a living mother who wasn't sick was the deepest darkest desire of my heart. But I didn't do it for my own personal gain; I was going to give my life for yours, Mother."
Mother. She was not a slave, but a mother to this 15 year-old boy of whom, just last night, she feared he would destroy humanity. But his soul purpose was the exact opposite.
She smiled her motherly smile and said to Suuichi, "Well, I can't have you eating leftovers, it's not your fault you had to sleep in." She walked over to the refrigerator to get some eggs and bacon, leaving a stunned Kurama behind. I hate how she does that. Kurama thought, but with no anger whatsoever.
Rap rap rap rap rap, rap rap. Shiori answered the door to see Hiei and Yusuke.
"Where's K- Suuichi?" Hiei asked, rubbing his side where Yusuke had just elbowed him.
"You mean Kurama? He said he wanted his allies to call him by his demon name. Anyway he's eating breakfast."
Hiei and Yusuke had the same stunned expressions that Kurama had only minutes ago.
I hate how she does that. Hiei and Yusuke both thought as they stepped through the door.
"Suuichi, I think your friends are ready to talk with you." Kurama's mother said as she pointed out the couch to Hiei and Yusuke.
"Alright, I just need to finish my eggs." Came the reply.
"Okay." Shiori said then whispered to Hiei and Yusuke. "He's a very slow eater."
Kurama went into the lounge to feed Vikkie, the tarantula.
"You know, little boys shouldn't be playing with big, hairy spiders."
(AN)As we all know, there are in reality, 3 ways to sudden death. (1 Make Kurama angry (2 Insult Kurama's cooking (3 Insult or try to harm his mother. You have absolutely no chance of living if your actions apply to #2. Let's just say, you won't want any roses planted on your grave. Anyway, by insulting him, Hiei has made Kurama angry, just pray for Hiei's life.
"HOW DARE YOU! MY MOTHER GOT ME THAY 'BIG HAIRY SPIDER! I'LL GIVE YOU 2 CHOICES, EITHER APOLOGIZE, OR WE'LL FIND OUT IF MY ROSE WHIP CAN CUT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD!"
"Suuichi, do you have to be so loud when you get angry?"
"YES!"
"OK, geez I'm sorry, hn. Just uninherit your mother's mood swings."
"Fine, apology accepted." Kurama said quite calmly.
I hate how he does that, Hiei thought.
"Well, we'd better go upstairs and see what Kurama's letter says." Yusuke said. Even after Kurama's tantrum he was dying of boredom.
~In Kurama's room~
"So, did you get these letters as well?" Kurama said, running his fingers over the smooth surface of the envelope.
"No, just a note that said something about you having the Ministry's reply." Yusuke told Kurama.
"Well, are you waiting for it to open its mouth and tell us about the contents? OPEN IT!"
Kurama tore the envelope and read the letter.
Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama,
You should have found a list of items that you will need enclosed in the envelope containing your Hogwarts letter. You will find them at a place called Diagon Alley. Mrs. Weasley will meet you inside of the ladies' bathroom at London International Airport on 8/12. She will direct you to Diagon Alley. You should have enough money donated by the Ministry of Magic to purchase the things you need. We are looking forward to seeing you at Hogwarts. Cornelius Fudge
"Who's Cornelius Fudge?" Yusuke asked.
"I don't know, but we're going to have to wait 18 days just to meet a stranger in the womens' bathroom. How impolite."
"I'm not in the mood for your sarcasm, Hiei." Kurama warned.
"Hey Kurama, is it OK if I sleepover? My mother said if she sees me at breakfast she give me a very short haircut if you know what I mean."
"Of course, my mother defiantly won't allow starvation." Kurama replied, going downstairs to inform his mother.
They spent the whole day at the arcade, excluding Hiei, who went off to see a movie rated NC 17 for MAJOR blood and gore. It was late when they got back.
"So Hiei, will you be staying in the pine tree by the garbage can again?" Yusuke asked.
"Yes, I'd rather sleep with Kurama's trash than in a bed. Hn. They itch, they're too warm, and you can't sleep in the perfect position." Hiei answered.
"OK, I call Kurama's bed."
"Aww, come on Yusuke, you always leave me with the guest bedroom." Kurama complained.
"Oh well, 'night Hiei, Kurama."
"'Night."
"Fine, but next time you get the guest bed." Kurama said, waving over his shoulder.
Yusuke stared up at Kurama's ceiling. 18 days. What was he supposed to do for 18 days? Well, he could spar with Hiei, Kurama, Jin, and Touya. Or he could try to impress Keiko. He knew Keiko really liked him; he just had to break the ice. He blushed deeply thinking about what sort of things could go wrong. Then he thought about dating Keiko. That made him turn a shade of deep scarlet.
He looked at the surrounding room. On the left side, a comfortable armchair, a stand with a PS2 and a PS2 screen, and a desk stretched to the end of the room that Kurama's bed took up.
But above the bed, were a couple DBZ posters and a poster of some model in a bikini that Alan, Kurama's girl-crazy friend had gotten him for his 14th birthday a year ago.
On the right side of his room, Kurama had a dresser, a large chest which contained his training and fighting uniforms as well as the death plant seeds, and a closet in the middle. Yusuke knew Kurama kept the key in a jewelry case in the chairs' cushion.
On the side opposite of where Yusuke was, was the door, the light switch, and two rose plants in the corners. Yusuke looked at the poster of a sumo-wrestler on the right side. Then at a small picture in a gold frame.
He saw Kurama, in his regular school uniform, holding the two rabbits. To the left, was his stepfather, with his hand on Mrs., Minamino's shoulder. He was wearing a blue business uniform, and his glasses. Kurama's mother had her arm around her son's neck. She was wearing a silk, light pink dress. There were many other photos and posters in Kurama's room. On the foot end of Kurama's bed was a window, and another one by the right rosebush on the right side of the room. The curtains were a dark lavender blue.
On his desk, Yusuke noticed another frame. He went over to look at it. It was a picture of Kurama's human father holding the young demon. His father had reddish-brown hair. He was killed by one of Yoko's betrayed followers. Yusuke looked at the jar, which was full of water bears in suspended animation, floating around in radioactive gunk. He also had a microscope and other sciency stuff. Yusuke wondered how anyone can find studying for tests so wonderful. Kurama, like most other students at his school, had kept his water bears and continued to experiment with the microscopic creatures. Kurama must really like being the star student at whatever school he goes to. Yusuke shook his head and looked at the office stuff on Kurama's desk. For crying out loud the weird demon even did homework. Yusuke found science supplies a lot more interesting than homework supplies. He shrugged and went to bed.
(AN) That was the longest paragraph I have ever written in my life, and I write very short paragraphs.
~At tree above Minaminos' trash~
Hiei was uncomfortable for some reason. It was pouring out, and the tree was Hiei's only shelter. He was extremely cold as well. He put his cloak on, hoping it would warm him even the slightest bit. But once soaked, the cloak was of no use to him. He went inside Kurama's house and took his wet clothes off. He went to the ex-guest bedroom that had been made his room for when it was too cold out, or just a place to hang out. He climbed on top of the 10 foot artificial tree branch, and continued to go around to every branch extending off of it, until he found a nice place to sleep.
Kurama could smell Hiei. He had been awake for a very long time. He was cold himself, and got more bedding. He knew Hiei had forgotten one thing. He really did not want to leave the comfort of the bed, but he must if he, Yusuke, or his mother expected to have pleasant images in their heads when they awoke.
Kurama slapped a hand over his eyes. "Hiei?" He called into the darkness of the room.
"What?" Hiei called back.
"Did you forget to put clothes on?"
"*groan* I was hoping you wouldn't remind me."
"Well, you'd better. It's not modest to be running around naked."
"You think I don't know that?"
"No, I know you know now at least put on some underwear!" Kurama said impatiently.
"I don't understand you humans." Hiei said, in a surrendering tone of voice.
"In a human form, I have the modesty of a human and even as Yoko I wouldn't hang around nude."
"Fine whatever." Hiei said, looking around his room for clean clothing.
Relieved, Kurama went back to bed.
Oddly enough, Yusuke was the first one up. He hung around until Kurama woke Hiei up and made breakfast. Kurama's mother came down wearing the same dress Yusuke saw her wearing in the photo. After breakfast, Hiei took off, saying he had to go meet someone. Yusuke and Kurama went to a movie with Keiko, were Kurama got yet another poster to put in his room.
Hiei came back. Yusuke wanted to go to Keiko's place, to try and break the ice. Reluctantly, Hiei and Kurama followed.
~At Keiko's House~
"I guess she's not here." Kurama said.
"Oh, brilliant deduction Mr. Smarty Pants." Yusuke said sarcastically. Then he saw Keiko's diary. He started to read it.
I went to Yusuke's house, but he was asleep. I couldn't help but look at his handsome face. He's just so beautiful. I remember the first time I kissed him, it felt good. I'm so deeply in love with him, but I'm just too scared to tell him. I know he feels the same. I kissed him again while I was there. Someday, I hope he does the same. I don't get why other girls don't see how handsome he is, but that just means no competition. I want him to be my boyfriend, I want him to go to proms with me, and I want us to marry. I kissed him several times blissfully before leaving the house.
Hiei and Kurama, who were reading behind him, burst out laughing. Yusuke was blushing extremely hard. Then…
"Yusuke!"
Keiko was looking at the page Yusuke was reading, and turned bright red.
"Sorry Keiko." Yusuke said sympathetically.
"Oh you'll be sorry!" Keiko said tackling Yusuke to the ground.
"Keiko! Quit it! OW!"
Yusuke stood up covered in bruises. He probably just ruined his chance to break the ice.
"Hiei, Kurama, OUT! Me and Keiko need to talk."
Hiei and Kurama left, but Kurama kept an ear on their conversation.
~In Hallway~
"What are they saying?" Hiei asked out of curiosity.
"Believe me, you don't want to know."
Finally, Yusuke came out. He was blushing, and it looked as if he had broken the ice.
"Guess what? Keiko is taking me to the dance, and she said she would like to go on a date with me!" Yusuke told the two demons.
"Did you kiss?" Kurama asked. (AN) OK, I admit, I got that quote from the 5th Harry Potter book)
Yusuke nodded, his face looked like Kurama's hair!
Hiei and Kurama burst out laughing. Yusuke was blinded by rage and went up and slapped them.
17 days later…
"OK, but I'll miss you." Keiko said.
"Don't worry Keiko, I'll be back at, well, I don't know."
Yusuke and Keiko made out for about 30 seconds, while Kurama looks away. Hiei takes notes when no one is watching him.
Yusuke is forced to step in to the ladies bathroom first, then Kurama. Hiei enters last.
Yusuke sat with his two friends for 15 minutes, finding it odd that no one was entering the bathroom. Finally, a middle aged woman with red curly hair came into the bathroom, saying, "Sorry I'm late, I'm Mrs. Weasley."
"Hiei."
"I'm Kurama."
"Yusuke."
"Good, now did you bring your lists?"
"Duh."
"Yes."
"Yup."
"Good, good. I'm going to take you to Diagon Alley. I trust you could all go yourselves, but only witches and wizards know the taps."
"Huh?" Yusuke asked, stunned.
"You have to tap right the bricks of course."
They were at the brick wall, and Mrs. Weasley was tapping the bricks with what appeared to be a wand. The bricks spun away, and then repaired as they walked through.
They went into what looked like an over-crowded shopping mall. People everywhere were heading in and out of places with young sorcerers getting Hogwarts supplies.
"Alright, now we need to get you money."
"Where?" Hiei asked.
"At Gringotts, the wizard bank." Mrs. Weasley answered.
They went through the mob to a large stone building. As soon as they got passed the second set of doors, tons of little troll people were seen running around, each working at or with something.
"What are those things?" Kurama asked politely, trying to act like this was perfectly normal, but not completely masking his fear.
"They're goblins, they work here." Mrs. Weasley said a wide smile on her face. "Come on now, right this way."
She led them to a desk with another goblin.
"Hello, were here to make a withdrawal for Hiei, Suuichi/Kurama Minamino, and Yusuke Urameshi."
"Ah, yes, key." Hiei and Yusuke exchanged confused looks.
Mrs. Weasley produced a key, and handed it to the goblin.
"Alright, I'll send you down with Chewey." The desk goblin said, pointing to a goblin.
Chewey led them down to a kart, when they stepped in; it went speeding down at around 180 miles per hour. The 3 demons were screaming bloody murder. (AN) I would too. K)
They came to a halt, and the
dazed Hiei had to recover.
Chewey came to one of many thousands of safes, and turned unlocked it. It
opened to revel tons of gold, silver, and bronze coins.
"Well, this is your vault, take as much as you'd like." Mrs. Weasley said to Yusuke. Yusuke loaded up on the coins, then they went to another vault.
"Hiei and Kurama's vaults are high security. Because the many things they have stolen in their demon years are inside them." Chewey explained.
They came to another vault on the magic cart. This time, Chewey, slid a long finger across the door. It opened, reveling many sparkling items as well as the coins. Kurama knew this was his vault and took many coins, as Yusuke had.
Chewey then was about to slide his finger across another door, but Hiei pushed him out of the way and did it himself.
Immediately, Hiei got sucked in. Chewey got him out, while Kurama and Yusuke laughed for 5 minutes.
"If you tell anyone, I'll kill you." Hiei threatened as Chewey opened the vault.
The 3 demons have already gotten their robes, pointed hats, gloves, and books. Kurama was now testing wands. Mr. Ollivander gave him a nine and a half inch long wand, made of oak, containing phoenix feathers. Kurama swished it, and the windows blew out.
Mr. Ollivander shook his head and got another wand.
"Ash and dragon heartstring. Eight inches."
Kurama tried, and a shelve of wands came crashing down.
"Ah, yes. Maple and phoenix feather. One of my earlier customers tried it out. Harry Potter."
"He did!? Which wand did he wind up with? Oh Kurama, you're so lucky! Harry Potter tried that wand." Mrs. Weasley was going crazy.
"Holly and phoenix feather, eleven inches."
"What's so great about this Harry Potter?" Yusuke asked rudely.
"He survived what no one before him has. No brilliant sorcerer has survived the wrath of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. But he was a mere baby, with no special abilities, and he survived the ultimate death curse, the Avada Kedavra." Mr. Ollivander explained as Mrs. Weasley shuddered.
Kurama nodded, and then tried the wand. A mist of silver wind swirled from the tip of the wand.
"Well, you've found your wand, Kurama."
Hiei and Yusuke were easy. Hiei's was mahogany and dragon heartstring, ten and an eighth inches. Yusuke's was birch and dragon heartstring, seven inches.
Now, they had gotten cauldrons, phials, telescopes, and brass scales. Kurama got a cat, named Froth. Hiei got a falcon, finding it a lot better than an owl. It tried to kill anything it saw, including Hiei. Yusuke got a regular owl.
"Well now, that should be it. And Hiei dear, please do try to control that bird. I have to check on my boys; Percy will get you back home." Mrs. Weasley said.
"Who's Percy?" Yusuke asked.
"I'm Percy." A red haired boy said. Hiei's falcon attacked him immediately.
Percy gave them each tickets to platform 9 ¾. When they got back to Kurama's house around 3 o' clock in the morning, Keiko was there, sleeping on the red recliner in Kurama's den. Shiori was awake, and greeted Kurama, Hiei, and Yusuke. Shiori went to bed, while the 3 demons stayed up late playing PS2 and watching scary latenight shows and movies on TV. They had a while before they went to Hogwarts.
~In Living Room~
"Okay, I dare you to do Candyman." Yusuke said, enjoying the game of Truth or Dare.
"Hn. What do I do?" The fire apparition asked.
"You say 'Candyman' into the mirror 5 times and you're supposed to hear music like an ice cream truck, then an evil laugh. And you're supposed to get cuts all over your arms, and if he doesn't like you, he'll kill you. And he has a hook for a hand and…"
"OK Yusuke, I think you've been watching too many movies. It's not real Hiei. I've done it before. It's just something someone made into a series of movies; it's a waste of a dare." Kurama explained.
"And he was a black slave killed for getting engaged to a white girl. And he kills those who summon but do not believe in him. And…" Yusuke is cut of short by the pain of Kurama and Hiei hitting him on the head with the set of encyclopedias.
"Ow, OK so don't believe, but if you do Candyman now while you don't believe, he'll kill you with his hook hand."
Hiei goes into the bathroom, says "Candyman" 5 times into the mirror, and nothing happens.
"See, it's fake." Hiei said, coming out of the bathroom.
"You have to do it with the light off and the door closed." Yusuke explained.
Hiei goes into the bathroom
and does it correctly, and hears music, and an evil laugh, then, a black man
with a hook for a hand appears in the mirror, and swoops out of the mirror and
tries to kill Hiei. Hiei quickly turns the lights back on. He screams, and he
hears Yusuke and Kurama laughing behind him with an image projector and a sound
effects player. Hiei gets his revenge with Bloody Mary, and they do a séance,
and tested to see if the house was haunted. (Both of which Hiei didn't
participate)
~At Kings Cross~
Mrs. Weasley was guiding the demons through the brick wall, and on to Platform 9 ¾. They boarded the train, and left. Hiei was more than bored.
~In Train~
A boy with wild, untamed hair, large round glasses, and muggle clothing came up to them.
"Hi," He said, obviously not wanting to attract much attention.
"Hello. I'm Kurama, the one with the gelled hair is Yusuke and the short one with the bandana on his forehead is Hiei."
"Oh hello. I'm Harry Potter."
"Hn. We heard about you. I really don't get why people make such a big fuss over you."
Harry looked relieved. He grinned at them and said, "I'm glad you don't care. Everyone bows down to me in public. One guy kissed my shoes. Being famous isn't that great."
A boy with red hair and 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 freckles appeared and immediately defended Harry. "I'd like to see you survive the Death Curse. It doesn't just blow things up you know. It literally turns off your life."
Yusuke argued back. "So, he's a wizard."
"He was an inexperienced 1-year-old for your information." Ron argued back.
"Ok, break it up. I really don't want to be the cause of another argument." Harry said to Hiei and Ron, who were giving each other death glares.
A lady with a trolley of food came by. Yusuke spent 1/8 of his galleons on food, and they were pigging out, causing a couple of nearby second years to turn up their noses.
"Well, we'd better change." Ron said after a while. Then, he turned to the annoying smarty-pants girl named Hermione and told he to get out. She apologized and left as Hiei, Yusuke, Kurama, Ron, Harry, and some other people got changed.
~At Hogwarts~
The train stopped, and a huge man with a strange accent called all of the first year students over to a huge lake, and they did a traditional boating across the lake. It was terribly cold, and they didn't see what the point of crossing the lake was. Harry told them that the large man was Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and grounds at Hogwarts. A castle came into sight, and they went underground, and stopped at an underground harbor, went up a stone passageway, and to the oak doors of the castle. Hagrid knocked 3 times and the door swung open, and a witch was standing there. Professor McGonagall. They walked along a hallway lit by flaming torches, and came into a chamber.
"I shall return when we are ready for you. Please wait quietly." Professor McGonagall walked off.
Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke were the only ones who weren't concerned about what would happen next. A million ghosts popped out of nowhere, scaring the pants off of everyone.
When they did go into the Great Hall, it was beautiful. Millions of candles were floating in midair. There was a night sky for a ceiling, which Hermione said was bewitched.
On top of a four legged stool, was a filthy hat. It burst into song. It bowed to the four tables that McGonagall told them were the house tables that they would be sorted into.
"When I call your name, you will put on the hat and sit on the stool to be sorted." Professor McGonagall explained.
After a long time…..
"Jaganshi, Hiei."
The Sorting Hat rested on his head for 30 seconds, and then yelled "SLYTHERIN!" Hiei joined the Slytherin table, as they cheered uncontrollably.
After 2 more students, Kurama sat on the stool and Professor McGonagall placed the Sorting hat on his head. It had barely touched a hair on his head, when it yelled, "RAVENCLAW!" Kurama joined the Ravenclaws.
Directly after Kurama, Yusuke was sorted into Gryffindor. As he was about to stand up, a certain tall Gryffindor stood up. "URAMESHI! FOX BOY! SHRIMPY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"
Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke turned so fast they cricked their necks. "KUWABARA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"I'm a wizard!" He said proudly. "And since this is my FOURTH year, so I know more magic than you!"
Yusuke ran over to Kuwabara with speed that could rival Hiei and smacked him upside the head.
Hiei ran over to Kuwabara and gave him death threats, while Kurama explained everything about demons and magic. Well, that explains why I never see him over the school year. Yusuke thought.
"Please be quiet during the sorting. You may return to your seats or I'll have to give you both detentions." Professor McGonagall scolded. Hiei and Kurama immediately returned to their house tables.
But no one could prepare for what happened next.
End of Part I
(By the way, Derrick is my dorky friend)
Cat: So, did I leave you hanging? You want more?
Derrick: Aww, come on, it has to be a cliffhanger. You're evil.
Jin: IknowwhathappensnextT-
Cat: *Whacks Jin with the evil frying pan of doom* Well, it may take a bit, but the next part will be even better. Especially if Jin can keep his big mouth shut.
Jin: *Rubbing his aching head* You'reevenworsethanthatUrameshikid. YouwatchtoomuchFredandTommy.
Cat: *Whacks Jin again* It's Tom and Jerry.
Derrick: You watch that!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Cat: *Slaps Derrick*
Jin: Updatesoon! Myearsareallpointyandwigglin', see, Inevergetthisexcitedinbattle.
Derrick:*Afraid to open his fat mouth*
Cat: I'll update. TOUYA! *Yells at Touya for the frozen kitchen*
Derrick: She'll never get a counselor who can have a meeting with out pulling out their hair.
Cat: *Attacks Derrick* DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: Herewegoagain!"
Touya: *Is hiding in the pantry* Help me!
Note: Fic may not be updated for a while, but review your hearts out! I'm REALLY sorry it was so long. The other chapters will be a lot shorter. I can't figure out the HTML thing, but please do try and explain it better. I upload all of my documents with .doc, and I can't get it to do anything different. The next chapter is called 'Dumbledore's Speech.' and one more thing, REVIEW! Press that blue button now!