First off, I'd like to apologize for the wait. but a have a very good reason!!! on saturday my cuz came over 'cause her mom went into labor!!! and on sunday my new beautiful girl baby cuz Sarina was born!!!! She's so cute!!! Secondly I''d like to thank everyone who has been reviewing! I really REALLY appreciate the support I get! I'm glad you all enjoyed the last chapter, and I can guarantee that this one is gonna be interesting! Goku is narrating once again. With out further a due, here's chapter 3, Meet the Parents!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the DB characters
I woke up late that morning. I hade a late night. I didn't bother rushing to school though, it's wasn't like I enjoyed going?! I got in 2 minutes before announcements. I was walking to my locker, when all of a sudden someone came up behind me and bunched me!! 'AOW!' I screamed, then I turned around to see Chi-chi, and she looked pissed! 'You big JERK!' she yelled. 'I'M A JERK!!! You're the one who hit me for no reason!!' I exclaimed. 'NO REASON!' she scolded, 'I've got every reason to do that!' I had no idea what she was talking about. 'I can't believe you would pull a stunt like that!' she continued. 'What? What stunt?!' I asked. 'I told you, you couldn't go into my house, but you don't listen!!!' she screamed. I was still so confused.
'I can't believe you would use my own mother against me, so I wouldn't tutor you anymore!' she scolded. 'What? How could I use your mom against you?' I asked. 'Oh give me a brake!' she said, 'Like you didn't know my mom hates boys like you!' 'What are you talking about? Listen, it wasn't my fault you left your math book in my car!! I was returning it, that's all!' 'Returning to my mother, that way she would realize who you really are, and make me stop tutoring!' yelled Chi-chi. I had no idea this even happened, and to be quite honest, I was worried 'Well are you quitting?' 'Fat chance!' she said, 'I know my mom better than you, so I was able to reason with her!' 'Well I'm glad.' I said with a smile. 'As if!' she scolded, then she walked away 'cause announcements were starting.
Through out the whole day I was trying to figure out why Chi-chi's mom was so angry. I thought I was very polite to her that night. In any case, I felt terrible for getting Chi-chi in trouble. I never would have guessed little miss perfect could even get in trouble! One part of me was glad things worked out the way they did, but the other part would rather see Chi-chi quit. I thought this tutoring thing would have given me the chance to butter her up, then I could've made my usual move and get her in bed. Unfortunately this was my first intention, but now I feel very upset when I think back to this. Like I've said before, I was a completely different person then. I thought I would have a better chance at her if I could spend more time with the wild side if Chi-chi, and not the workaholic side. I had to figure out how to get out of this tutoring thing! I knew it was time to consult the man with the plan, Kuririn!
In second period I told Kuririn what I was told this morning. 'Hmmm, it seems to me that her mom is way too protective!' he said, 'That makes this totally easy man!' 'I don't think so! Chi-chi would kill me if I went over there again!' I said. 'Well you got to wait for an opportunity to make her mom think Chi-chi's being a naughty little girl!' he explained. I laughed 'Ya, miss Chi-chi being naughty! That's a dream!' 'Ya I know!' he said. 'I'm curious,' he said, 'how in the world did Chi-chi manage to change her mom's mind?' 'Ya I know what you mean. She must have bargained with her or somethin.' I suggested. 'You should find out.' he said. 'Why?' I asked, 'Because you might find out somethin useful!' he said. I knew talking to Chi-chi wouldn't be a walk in the park. She was really mad at me, I guess she didn't like to be yelled at.
It was finally third period. I quickly got to my locker to get my lunch, then I headed straight for the caf. I sat down with Tina and my friends, but I kept my eyes peeled for Chi-chi. Tina was talking about something that I didn't care about, and Bulma and Yamcha were fighting once again. Then Kuririn saw Chi-chi 'Yo Goku, there she is!' he whispered. She was on the other side of the caf, trying to find a seat. 'Uh Tina, I'll be right back.' I said. 'But you weren't...' I didn't bother to hear what she had to say 'cause I left. 'Hey Chi-chi.' I said as I crept up behind her. 'Sorry,' she said, 'I don't talk to ass holes.' She finally found a seat, so she sat down, and I was tight beside her.
'Listen I am truly sorry!' I explained, 'I knew you would have needed your book, so I thought that would be an exception.' She didn't say anything. 'A c'mon! I said I was sorry.' I said kindly. She still didn't say anything. 'Oh I see, your giving me the cold shoulder.' I said, 'Alright, I can wait all day!' I started blabbing about stupid things, then she finally cracked, 'Enough Goku!!!!' 'Oh so your talking now?' I said sarcastically. 'I just don't get why you would try to get rid of me.' she said. 'But I wasn't! I was just...' she cut me off, 'I know I know! You were returning my book!' she said. We both didn't say anything for a little bit. 'So uh...does this mean you forgive me?' I asked. She smiled, 'I guess so.' I was glad to hear that. 'Hey, how did you manage to convince your mom?' I asked. 'Well we were arguing for a long while. I finally got fed up and went to my room. A little while later, she came in, and she told me I could continue, as long as I keep in touch with her every so often.' She smiled, 'My dad must have talked to her, so she would calm down.' I was a little disappointed with the info. At the time, I didn't think I had any use for it. 'Wow,' I said, 'your mom sure is a worry wart!' Chi-chi just laughed. 'Well, I gotta go.' She said as she got up, 'I'll see you next period.' 'Uh ya, sure.' I said.
As soon as she left, I went to Kuririn. 'Well, what'd she say!?' he asked. 'She apparently promised her mom she'd keep in touch every so often.' I said. 'Dude!! That's great news!' he said excitedly. 'How so?' I asked. 'What do you mean "how so"?!!!' he exclaimed. 'What are you two blabbering about?' asked Tina. I had forgotten everyone was there with us! 'Uh.......' we said, 'We gotta go! Bye!' and we took off. We ran to the parking lot, and into my car.
'Ok, you were saying?' I said. 'Huh? O oh ya right! Uh, ok....when her mom calls you guys at your place, you gotta answer the phone, then you just make up some lye that would get her worried. She'll come running, take Chi-chi away, and you're a free man once again!' he answered. 'Well that's great, but there's only one problem, and she's not a small problem!' I said. 'Who's that?' he asked stupidly. 'CHI-CHI!!!!!' I screamed. 'Oh ya! Well, you gotta make sure she's not in the room!' he said. 'How do I do that?' I asked. 'You just gotta wait for the right moment! No body said this was gonna happen any time soon!' he answered. 'Ya I know.' I sighed.
Just then, Tina knocked on my window. I rolled it down, 'Hey babe!' I said. 'Now Goku, you know I don't mind you seeing other girls, but Kuririn is a girl I just can't stand!' she said. 'Oh will you shut up you sick-o!!!!!!!' yelled Kuririn. We both got out of the car. 'So what were you two talken about?' she asked. 'Oh uh, it's nothing really!' I said. Lucky for me I was saved by the bell (AN. Remember that old show!).
The next period was boring, as usual. Chi-chi picked a time once again, and before I knew it, school was finished. I was anxious to get this tutoring started. I was hoping it would all end that night!!!! Then Chi-chi came, 'Hey Goku! Could I use your phone real quick?' she asked. 'Oh sure, go right a head.' I said. After Chi-chi phoned her mom, we got straight to work. There I was, waiting and waiting for Chi-chi to get out of the room, and for the phone to ring! 'Well,' said Chi-chi while stretching, 'I guess we're done for tonight.' 'Uh, ya, I guess so.' I said. I was so tiered. After Chi-chi called her mom I walked her to the door. 'See ya tomorrow.' she said. 'Ya see ya!' I shut the door, and it finally hit me, 'Tomorrow! She's still coming tomorrow!!!!!!! AAAHH NO no no no no NO!!!!!!' My opportunity never came! I was stuck with the tutoring for another day!!!
Finally it was the next day! 'So is she still...' asked Kuririn. I nodded my head. 'Hmmmm, well maybe tonight.' he simply said. The rest of the day ran its usual way. That night Chi-chi came, she called her mom, and we got to work. When we were finished, she called, and left. The next night, she came, called twice, then left. The next night, she came, called twice, then left. The next night, she came, called twice, then left. And for a whole week and a half, it was the same dam thing!!!!! I was going berserk! I couldn't handle it!!!!!!! I finally decided to give up. I knew my opportunity would never come!
It was Wednesday. I was dead tired! In forth period, there she was, sitting there without a dam clue!!! She had no idea how much I hated the tutoring, and how badly I wanted to see her fun side!! After class I walked her to her locker. 'So what time tonight?' she asked. 'Huh? Oh yaya! Uh, how bout right after school?' I suggested. 'Sure!' she said with a smile, 'Oh but, I thought you had football practice?' Lately we would tutor after my practice, which left me with no time for fun! 'Ha, shows how well you listen to announcements!' I said, 'Tonight's practice was canceled 'cause one of the coaches got sick! So tomorrows practice will run a little longer.' I said. 'Ok. Then tonight's tutoring will run a little longer too.' she said. 'Exact....pardon?' 'Well you'll be to busy to tutor tomorrow night, so we'll have to work twice as hard tonight!' she simply said. 'Really?' I whined. 'Yes Goku!' she said, 'So I'll meet you at your car after class!' 'Sure.' I sighed
Chi-chi met me in the parking lot. When we got to my place, guess what we did.... yeup, you guessed it, we got straight to work! After about an hour or two Chi-chi headed to the bathroom. I took advantage of that time to rest my brain. Just then the phone disturbed me! 'AH c'mon!' I exclaimed as I got to the phone. I picked it up, 'Hello.' 'WERE IS SHE!!!!!!!!!' yelled a woman. 'Whoa whoa! Calm down! What are you talking about, who's "she"?' I asked. 'Oh don't play innocent Son!!! I know Chi-chi's there with you!!!!!!!! Now you put that girl right on the phone, this instant!' she demanded.
I couldn't believe it! After all this time, waiting and waiting, the time finally came! 'Well I would Mrs. M, but um, she's kinda busy at the moment!' I said in a sly voice. 'What?' she asked. 'Ya y'know, she's up stares getn' all pretty and stuff.' I said, 'Oh actually, she's ready now, I should head up. You know, your daughter aint a patient girl!' 'What are you blabbering about Son?' she asked. 'Well it's not really a bad thing,' I continued, 'in fact I kinda like it! I mean she's a little more playful this way!' her mother quickly hung up the phone. She was most likely heading our way!
'YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' I exclaimed, 'Hahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!! No more tutoring for me!!!!!!!!!!' I was so excited, I even started doing a little dance! That's when Chi-chi came down stares, 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'Chi-chi-chan! Heehee I was just........uh,' She just rolled her eyes, 'You're such a dweeb!'
A few minutes pasted, and then we heard a car pull up. 'Who's that Goku-san?' asked Chi-chi. I shrugged my shoulders and pretended I didn't know. Just then her mom broke through my door! 'Mother?' said Chi-chi in shock. 'Alright! I've had just about enough of this!!!!!' she yelled. 'Why Mrs. M, what a pleasant...' she cut me off, 'Don't you dare say another word you, you bum!!!!' Chi-chi stepped in, 'Mom, What on earth do you think your doing!?' 'You stay put! I'll deal with you later!' she turned to me, 'You are a peace of work Son. Manipulating innocent girls to do disgusting things!!!!!!! My God, you're every mother's nightmare!!!' 'I aim to please.' I said with a smirk.
'Don't your parents teach you anything!!' she exclaimed, 'Where are they! I want to speak to them right now!!!!!' 'Mother please!' said Chi-chi, 'No no no! I want them to know just how horrible their son is!' 'Well they aint here.' I said. 'Fine I'll just wait.' she said as she sat herself down. 'You can wait all you want, they're not coming back.' I said. 'Mother stop this, please!' pleaded Chi-chi. 'Why not?' asked her mother. 'They're dead.' I simply said. It never bothered me to say it. 'Pardon?' she said. 'They're dead.' I said. She turned to Chi-chi, 'That's not true, is it?' Chi-chi nodded.
'OH YOU POOR SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This explains a whole lot!!!!!!!' she said (AN. Hey wait a sec! that line sounds familiar o-O! coughcough chapter 2). 'Oh no wonder you behave so badly!!!! You poor thing, you don't know any better do you?!' she said. 'Mother I think...' she cut her off 'Chi-chi why didn't you tell me!?' Chi-chi and I were both very confused and shocked, 'Uh well.....' 'OH wait a second!!!!' she pointed at me, 'That means you're here all alone every single day!!!' she exclaimed. 'I am not! I've....' she cut me off, 'Being an orphan must have been so hard on you!!!!' 'Listen I'm really.....' 'Oh and you have to fend for yourself too!!! And you must do the laundry and go to work and go to school as well!!!!'
'Ma'am I don't....' 'Gasp!!!! And what about cooking! You probably haven't had a good home cooked meal in ages!!!!' Both me and Chi-chi were worried about what she would say next, 'Mom!' exclaimed Chi-chi in attempt to stop her. 'Say I know, why don't you come over tomorrow night, and I'll fix you up a nice dinner!' she suggested! I was so confused! One minute she was yelling at me, and before I know it, I'm given an invitation for dinner!! 'Well what do you say?' she asked kindly. 'Uh, listen, it's just I've got a long practice tomorrow, and I....' Chi-chi cut me off 'That's right! G-Goku's got an extended practice tomorrow. And besides, h-he's fine on his own,' she faced me, 'right Goku!' I didn't know why Chi-chi was insisting for me to not come! She must have been nervous for some reason, and the only way I could find out was to go over! 'Well.....I could ask to get out early!' I suggested. 'Oh that would be fantastic!' said her mother happily. As for Chi-chi, she was really t'd off! 'How's 6:00 sound to you?' asked her mom. 'Sounds good!' I said.
'Well we'll see you then!' she said happily as we walked to the door....that was no longer there. 'Oh my! I do apologize for the door! I'll get my husband to come fix it!' she suggested. 'NA don't sweat it! I'll fix it myself.' I said. 'Well alright. If you're sure?' she said. 'Ya I'll be fine!' 'Alright then. Chi-chi, get your things.' she said. 'Yes mother!' she said in a moody voice. I went to go help her. 'Whoa, now I know where you get your split personality!' I said jokingly. 'What do you think you're doing?!' she scolded. 'Well, I believe I'm coming to your house for dinner tomorrow night!' I said. 'I don't know what your trying to pull, but I swear....' Then her mother called to hurry up! 'I-I'm coming!' she yelled as she got her stuff and went out the door. 'See ya guys later!' I said. Chi-chi's mom waved then they left.
The next day I told Kuririn about the night before! 'Man! This is the best opportunity for me!' I said. 'Ya totally.........wait? How's this the best opportunity? I mean, now she's gonna want Chi-chi to tutor you!' said Kuririn. 'Well, I figure I should just continue with the tutoring! I have a feeling Chich wouldn't listen to her mom even if she did say no!' I said, 'Anyway, if I get on her parents good side, then they're gonna want me to be with Chi-chi! And before you know it, I'll be dancing under my sheets with Chich!!' 'Hey, good thinking!' said Kuririn, 'You've never tried this trick before!' 'Ya I know! I'm a genius!' I said proudly.
I told Tina were I was going for that night. She was surprisingly happy about it! Chi-chi on the other hand was not liking me one bit! She was so nevus the whole day! She kept telling me what her parents approved an disapproved, how I should eat, what I should say! It got annoying after a while! Then at practice, I told the coach I had a family matter to attend to, and he believed me! When I got home, I washed up, and put my jeans on, and I simple white t on. Then I headed straight for Chi-chi's house.
I parked on the driveway, then I knocked on the door. I was greeted by a really really really big guy! I swallowed hard. 'AH you must be Son Goku!!!!!' he said, 'Well come on in!!' 'Th-th-th-th-thank you s-s-s-s-sir.' I said nervously (AN. Gosh I couldn't tell he was nervous o-O! Could you?). 'Chi-chi's up in her room. You can go say hi if you like!' offered the big guy. 'Oh uh, ya I-I sh-should g-g-go s-see her!' I said while backing into the stares. 'Sure, it's the second door to your right.' he said. 'Th-thank you.' then I ran up. I couldn't believe the Gyû-Maô was so huge! I thought it was just a rumor.
I opened up Chi-chi's bed room door. She had a huge room!!!! It was probably the size of my house!!!! And everything in it was so expensive! I couldn't believe it! I herd water running from behind one of the doors. 'Holly, she's got her own washroom too!?' I thought. I knew she was bathing, so I decided to take a peek. I opened the door, and just then, she was getting out of the shower. She looked up, then screamed! I quickly shut the door. 'You big pervert!!!!' she scolded. 'Sorry, I didn't know.' I said with a smirk! 'As if I'm gonna believe that!' she said.
A few minutes later she came out. She wore a cute red, short sleeved oriental shirt, with small golden flowers all around, and white capris. 'You're a little early!' she said. 'Y-Ya I uuh, I was able to uh, ya know, get out early so.....' I sounded like an idiot. 'Right?!' she said. Her mother called us down for dinner. As we walked down Chi-chi said, 'Please Goku I'm begging you, please be polite!' I rolled my eyes, 'I'll do anything!' she said. 'Anything eh?' I said realizing the great opportunity at hand. She nodded. 'Alright, I'll act polite, if you kiss me!' I said. 'Fine fine! Before you leave I'll...kiss you!' she said. 'Promise?' I asked. 'Promise!' she agreed. 'Ok!' I said.
Then we got to the kitchen. Her father sat at the head of the table, and I got to sit next to Chi-chi. Her mom brought out tons of food from the kitchen, 'Oh Goku I'm so glad you could Join us!' she said happily. 'Oh it's my pleasure!' I said. 'Hmmm, Son Goku.' said Gyû-Maô under his breath, 'Say! Was your Grandfather Son Gohan?' he asked. 'Uh ya actually!' I said. 'Well I'll be! Chi-chi Chi-chi, I used to work with him at the old mill!!' he exclaimed. 'I know papa!' sighed Chi-chi. 'Ah he was a fine worker!!! Ha-ha it wasn't long before your father joined us at work!' he said. My father worked at a young age. During those times it was hard to make a reasonable income. If it wasn't for my mom, I would have gotten a job at the mill!! 'You must be a good worker too then!' he stated. 'Well I guess so' I said. 'Say, if you ever need a job, you make sure you come to me! I could get you a good paying job at my factory!' he offered. 'Thanks, I guess.' I really wouldn't want to work in a factory! I liked construction better.
'So Goku, what university do you think you'll go to after high school?' asked Chi-chi's mother. 'Uh, I probably wont go to university.' I said. 'Ya, there pretty expensive.' said Gyû-Maô. 'Daddy!' exclaimed Chi-chi. 'What?' he asked. 'It's not the cost, I just don't know if I'm gonna go.' I said. 'Well it would be a great opportunity.' said Chi-chi's mother. For the rest of the night we talked about so many things! I can't even remember some of the conversations. I do remember having a great time, and finally enjoying a meal! I think Chi-chi was a little surprised by my behavior!
After we finished eating Chi-chi and her mom cleaned up. While they did that her dad kept talken about my family, and what he used to do with my grandpa. A part of my liked it, but the other wished he would stop!!!! Chi-chi and her mom came back from the kitchen. 'Would you like some coffee Goku?' asked her mother. 'No thanks, I should head out. My girlfriend's probably wondering were I am.' I said as I got up. 'Girlfriend?' said her mother confused. 'Mom I already told you Goku has a girlfriend, remember?' said Chi-chi. 'Oh yes yes. Well say hi to Tanya for us.' she said. 'Uh it's Tina.' I said. 'Oh right right.' she said. 'Well thanks a lot.' I said. 'Yeup bye bye Goku.' said Gyû-Maô. 'Goodbye Goku, come back anytime.' said Chi-chi's mom. 'C'mon, I'll walk you out.' said Chi-chi. We walked down the hallway, and out the front door.
'Wow!' said Chi-chi. 'What? Was I ok?' I asked. 'Uh ya! You were amazing!! I never would have imagined!!!' she said happily. 'Ya ya, now you got to hold your end of the deal.' I said as I got a little closer. 'Oh right.' she paused for a moment, 'What was it again!?' 'Da!!!! The kiss!! Remember the kiss!!!!' I said with a short temper. 'Oh ya! Hahaha! I almost forgot!!' she said modestly. 'Geez! For a smart girl you sure are forgetful!' I said. She just smiled and leaned closer. I placed my lips on hers. Her lips were sweet and soft! She placed her hands on my face and pulled my a little closer. If I didn't know any better I'd say she enjoyed it too!!!
Her hands were so gentle. I felt like I was in heaven, and with my dumb luck she pulled away. I couldn't believe it was already over. 'Satisfied?' she asked. I nodded my head, 'cause I was too out of breath to speak. 'So, I guess I'll see you tomorrow?' she said. 'Uh.....s-sure.' I said as I backed away. 'Well, I should p-probably get going!!' and that's when I tripped on the steps. Chi-chi was giggling. I quickly got up, my face was red. 'Oh shut up!!' I said. I walked to my car and buckled up. I looked up and Chi-chi gave my a kind wave. I smiled, then I backed up and left for home. It was such a strange feeling, not even Tina's kisses made me felt the way I did.
Alright!! This chapter's over!!! Unfortunately I have some bad news, because school is starting next week, I won't be updating any of my stories until the next holiday!! I'll still reply to your reviews, and I'll answer any questions you may have!!! You may see some reviews once in a blue moon, but not often! Sorry, but that's the way things are!!!!! I know my teachers are gonna bombard me wit homework and stuff, that's the only reason why. Well, ciao for now!!!!!