Hogwarts School of Detectives
(Part II)
Warnings: Peeves torture, possible violence, mega humor, umm, lots of made up items and pranks from Fred and George and some OC's.
Disclaimer: I own not anything mentioned here except Sukura, Nochi, and Riku. (I gave him that name because Sora is now my favorite name, and I don't want to get burned out on it, and I can't call him Derrick because that might make it sound OOC) I own only Weasley's Wacky Wizpopping Wax.
Description: If you want a description, go to Part I. Let's just say, it takes a surprising twist.
(A/N)
Derrick: *Covered in bruises* Aw man, I would have to be in the fic.
Cat: Yep, I need 3 people + Fred and George to play pranks. You're just emergency backup.
Jin: Yep, andIcomei- *Is cut back by the pain of The Evil Frying Pan of Doom hitting his head*
Cat: Now on with the fic already!
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"Shinobi, Touya."
Touya sat down on the stool, as Professor McGonagall placed the Sorting hat on his head.
The hat sat there for awhile, before shouting, "RAVENCLAW!" Touya sat down as far away from Kurama as possible, ignoring the stunned, open-mouthed stares of Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, and even Hiei.
Professor McGonagall looked down at the parchment in her hands with a scowl, before saying, "And finally, Shinobi, Jin."
Yusuke and the others were far to stunned to do anything. Nonetheless, Jin sat down on the stool, looking completely ridiculous in his black Hogwarts robes, long hair, horn, pointy ears, and a fanged excited smile. He looked at McGonagall and said. "See? Meearsareallwiggin'andpointywhichusuallymeanssomethingsexcitin'sgoin'on!"
"I see." Professor McGonagall said simply, before placing the hat on Jin's head.
It almost immediately shouted, "HUFFLEPUFF!" The Hufflepuff table was too stunned to do anything. I mean, how often do you see a guy with fangs, horns, and horribly windblown hair? (No offense to Jin, he is one of my favorite YYH characters)
After Jin sat down, Albus Dumbledore stood up, beaming, and said, "Welcome! Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Teak! Thank you."
Everyone cheered, And Yusuke, Kurama, Touya, Jin burst out laughing. Hiei just said his famous "Hn." under his breath. They had all figured out that Dumbledore had probably sent Jin and Touya letters as well, being demons.
They were far too busy literally inhaling the food that had appeared out of nowhere to question Jin and Touya. They being Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Hiei; Touya and Kurama were eating with control. Jin wasn't exactly eating with the manners that would make a woman from Quebec happy either.
After they had stuffed their faces, Dumbledore rose. The Great Hall immediately became quiet.
Dumbledore spoke. "Ahem, just a few more words now that we are all fed and watered. I have a few start-of-term notices to give you. "First years should note that the forest on the grounds is forbidden to all pupils. And a few of our older students would do well to remember that as well." His eye scanned a pair of red-haired twins, who guessing from Dumbledore's glance and Ron's talking about his twin brothers, were Fred and George.
"I have also been asked by Mr. Filch, the caretaker, to remind you all that no magic should be used between classes in the corridors.
"Quidditch trials will be held in the second week of the term. Anyone interested in playing for their house teams should contact Madam Hooch. And finally, I must tell you that this year, the third-floor corridor on the right-hand side is out of bounds to anyone to does not wish to die a very painful death."
During the silence that followed, Yusuke nudged Kuwabara.
"Hey, baka, what does he mean
by, 'this year?' Is it always off limits?"
Kuwabara shook his head. "Nah, it wasn't off-limits last year. They probably are planning some new thing in the Department of Mysteries."
Yusuke nodded, having read all about The Ministry of Magic in 'A History of Magic' while he was studying. Which is very rare, but, Wizardry seemed exciting enough to study for, he didn't want to be laughingstock on his first day if one of the teachers assigned a pop quiz.
Dumbledore rose. This must mean something important, because even Draco and Hiei stopped talking. They must have been talking about something with blood, screaming, and dying, because Hiei looked interested.
Dumbledore spoke. "I have one more important announcement to make. Would Yusuke Urameshi, Suuichi Minamino, Hiei Jaganshi, Jin, and Touya, please stand at the front of the room."
Yusuke got up and walked over to where the Hat was, followed by Kurama, Hiei, Jin, and Touya. All were betting Dumbledore was about to explain why 14 and 15 year-old students were in their first year.
Dumbledore spoke, "I am pleased to announce that we have some new students from Japan. They are apparitions." He paused. And then looked at Draco, who had raised his hand.
"Yes, Mr. Malfoy."
"What the @$*X*$$# is an apparition?" He was obviously trying to be cool, but, instead, the whole Hall burst into a chant of, 'Send him to Azkaban.'
Dumbledore said something, it was impossible to tell what over the chanting, but everyone was quiet.
"An apparition is a demon that is not evil."
Everyone looked appalled. The girl who Yusuke had seen talking to Kurama actually fainted. One girl wailed, "MY DREAM BOYFRIEND IS A DEMON!"
Dumbledore continued on, as it seemed only Kurama's 'fans' were still shocked. "They are friends of Kuwabara, and Yusuke, Kurama, and Hiei save us from the not-so-good demons.
"Also, Suuichi's mother would like to inform us that Suuichi's demon name is Kurama, but would appreciate it if you called him Suuichi."
Dumbledore paused again, giving the students time to register this information. Touya said something to Kurama, while Jin looked around. Dumbledore spoke again.
"If you have any questions please ask me later. Time for bed, off you go."
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Cat: I ALWAYS do cliffhangers. In the next chapter, you'll meet my OC's, and, it has a lot of Jin and Touya in it. Oh, and tell me who you think in your mind looks best in Hogwarts robes. It's rather tough to picture…
Derrick: I'm in the next chapter, I play a prank on Yusuke!
Jin: Yeahthisficisgettingexciting! Ihopeyaupdatesoon! (Translation: Yeah, this fic is getting exciting! I hope ya update soon!)
Touya: I heard I play a prank on Kurama in a couple chapters. Hmm, I hope I don't get pranked, because if I do… (Plays video of him using Shards of Winter)
Cat: I dunno. ENOUGH SPOILERS! Sorry the last chapter was so agonizingly long. Well, press that blue button and review! Oh, and will someone with a million obsessions read my other fic called, "Completely Pointless Fanfic.' But only if you watch DBZ, Cyborg 009, play Kingdom Hearts, and watch YYH. Before you review, I'd like to thank my reviewers! (Especially those who have my fic on their favorites list!)
Aku-Hitokiri-Kistune: Yes, Hiei and Draco are friends, and, I updated quickly. This must be your lucky fic!
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