Hogwarts School of Detectives Chap 3

                                        Night Pranks

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or Yu Yu Hakusho. I own only Sukura (Me) Nochi, (Could be either one of my best friends) Riku, (Derrick) Weasley's Wacky Wizpopping Wax, and some other stuff.

Warnings: Same as last chapter.

Cat: I hope you enjoy the 3rd chapter! I am still doing my "Who looks best out of Touya, Jin, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Kurama in Hogwarts robes survey. Remember, you must picture it, and do not laugh as you could break your keyboard if you're drinking soda!

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"If you have any questions please ask me later. Time for bed, off you go."

(AN: For my own personal reasons, I did not have them do the Hogwarts Theme Song)

Yusuke got up, and followed Percy, the prefect, as did every other first year Gryffindor, out of the Great Hall, up a staircase, and past a talking portrait. Normally, Yusuke would have flipped out, but, he had seen pretty much everything, so it didn't surprise him that much. They past many more portraits, and all of the people in them pointed at poor Harry.

They went through 2 hidden passageways, and Yusuke was losing track of how many staircases they had gone up.

They were going up the 10th or so staircase, when suddenly, Percy fell flat on his face, and a bucket of a gooey white substance poured all over his head.

"What was that?" Harry asked.

"Peeves." Percy replied with his teeth gritted in anger. "He's the poltergeist. You have to watch out for him, and his pranks." Percy turned to his left. "Show yourself, or I'll contact the Baron, I mean it!"

A short ghost-like man with beady dark eyes, and a mouth to big for his face appeared.

"Oooooooh! Ickle Firsties! What fun!"

"You know, maybe you should consider… SHUTING UP!" Yusuke yelled.

Peeves turned to Yusuke. "Oh my, now what do we have here?" He said as he cackled evilly. "Aren't you a bit old to be a whittle firstie? Or did you stay back a few times?" He turned his head as though examining Yusuke.

"SHUT UP!" Yusuke yelled.

Peeves grinned as he swept away.

Percy turned to Yusuke and Harry. "You have to watch out for him, and his pranks. The Bloody Baron seems to be the only one he'll listen to. He won't obey even us prefects."

He removed a glob of the white stuff from his hair. "Accio Vile!" A test vile came zooming into Percy's hand. He dumped a bit of the white stuff into the vile.

"Hermione, would you mind taking this to Professor McGonagall? If this is a terrible chemical, that Peeves will be expelled."

Hermione nodded, and took the stuff before walking back down.

After this staircase, they entered a corridor and proceeded to the end, where the portrait of a fat woman in a pink dress hung.

"Password."

Yusuke and Harry both jumped a mile and a half. Yusuke had expected Percy to open a secret passageway.

"Caput Draconis." Percy replied. The portrait swung open, and everyone scrambled through it. Yusuke was far too tired to see what his surroundings looked like. He could just make out some furniture and a fireplace. Percy told the boys to wait, while he lead the girls up some stairs, and into their dormitories. Yusuke nearly fell asleep standing up.

"Come on," Percy said as they walked up to the boys' dormitories. "the sooner we get there, the sooner I can wash this stuff out."

He lead 4 boys into a room. That left only Yusuke and Harry. Percy lead them up the tower a bit further, and they turned to face a door. Percy opened it and the two first years walked in.

Yusuke walked in, and climbed onto his four-poster bed. He pulled together the scarlet curtains, eager to find out were the heck he was, in the morning.

"G'night Harry." Yusuke called.

"'Night." Came Harry's reply.

"'Night Yusuke." Yusuke heard Kurama say.

He was too tired to ask.

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"Hey, bonehead, you think you could keep it quiet?"

"Yeah, ok, pass the mascara. And I need more pink lipstick."

"Ok, wait 'till the others see him!"

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Ok, this chapter STINKS! But, I have a cold, and it's fumbling with my brain. So, now to thank my reviewers.

Everqueen: (1) Yes, Kuwabara will be smacked around much more!

Evil Towel: (2) I think I get it. *Destroys the "Review Thing"*

Koorihana: Darn, and I said this chapter would have a lot of Jin and Touya in it. IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING: The next chapter will be basically nothing but Jin and Touya. I might even make it from their POV!

serpentnight: (2) Well, here's the update. Glad you like it!

Sheik83: (1) Ah, there's nothing better than an honest review. You're a very good reviewer. I hope you enjoy the rest of the fic! Yes, it takes place during the Sorcerer's Stone.

TheLostDuck: (2) Yeah, this fic will be a little funnier next chapter. Yusuke stuffs an apple in Kuwabara's mouth. There's another funny thing too.

purplepeopleeater: (1) That was put in there for humor purposes. If you didn't like it, I can take it out.

Aku-Hitokiri-Kistune: (2) Well, the updates are coming in, I'll try for every other day. I wish I could see my reviewers…

Everqueen: (2) Why don't you have a bio? I've wanted to ask that since I first read your fic. Sorry if it creeps you out, but, the two of them will be friends. Yeah, Jin's pretty funny.

Kikyou the Kistune: Yay! One vote for Hiei! Of course I'll keep writing, no matter what!

Lcampbell947: What can I say?

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Derrick: Yay! I pranked Yusuke!

Cat: So did I!

Cat: The next chapter is called: An Anything But Normal Breakfast!

Derrick: Now press the button!

Cat: That's my line!