Hogwarts School of Detectives

Chapter 4: An Anything but Normal Breakfast

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"SHUT UP!" Hiei yelled at Jin around 2:00 in the morning, waking up everybody in Gryffindor Tower, except Touya, who was already awake.

"WhadidIdo!?" Jin shouted back, clearly not in the mood to be woken up for no reason.

"Hn. You snore like a car."

Jin tried to "Hn" back at Hiei, but it sounded like a sneeze, and cracked himself up.

Hiei growled in annoyance as he paced toward the window and jumped out. His bed was pretty uncomfortable anyway.

Jin yawned innocently and went back to sleep.

Touya muttered something about D-Snore and finally went to sleep

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The next morning

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Yusuke opened his eyes. The first thing he saw was emerald green eyes staring at him.

"What time is it, Kurama?"

"I don't know." Kurama laughed as he ran a hand through his hair. What was so funny?

Yusuke took his time to look around the room. Next to his bed was a small nightstand, and a window. Underneath the window were his supplies. On the other side of the bed was Harry's bed. Kurama's next to the window, and one with the drapes closed next to Kurama's. Everyone had a window, two in Harry's case. So where in the Nigenkai where Jin, Touya, Kuwabara and Hiei?  (That paragraph was CRAP!)

Kurama burst out laughing as he looked at Yusuke again. Harry cast him a glance and he too burst out laughing.

It took one glance at his reflection in the window to answer Yusuke's question.

"WHAT THE @!%$(&*($&! who the *_#&(%(*w_! DID THIS!?"

Yusuke ran into the door on the wall next to Harry's area, hoping it was a bathroom.

It was.  Yusuke could have washed the makeup off without anyone else knowing, if Jin hadn't chosen that moment to show up.

Jin pushed through the scarlet curtain that separated him, Touya, and Hiei from the others and casually walked to the door on the opposite wall.

Jin immediately cracked up. Tears formed in the Wind Master's eyes as he fell on the ground laughing.

"Manthisisashowtoogoodtokeeptoourselves!" (Translation: "Man, this is a show too good to keep to ourselves!" Jin struggled to hold back laughter as he yelled, "HEY! URIMESHI'SGOTGIRLYSTUFFONHISFACE!"

"It's called 'makeup.'" Kurama corrected.

"IMEANMAKEUP!"

Before Yusuke could wash the makeup off, there was a stampede off people trampling up the stairs.

The first to fly through the door was one of Ron's twin brothers, Fred or George. (Telling them apart was impossible) Next, the second twin. Followed by Percy Weasley. After them came a sandy-haired first year in Ron's dormitory, then another rather, overweight, first year. Next came an African first-year, then a 7th year, and, after the room had been completely full, a female 5th year came pushing through the crowd. How she got in was beyond anyone. This all happened in about 20 seconds.

Yusuke's face turned scarlet.

Kuwabara jumped (Literally) out of his bed and laughed. Everyone else did the same.

Suddenly, the girl turned 14 shades of red and fainted. Perhaps she had noticed Kurama… in his boxers. (Fangirls: *DRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL*)

Eventually, Percy managed to get everyone under control while he called in Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, to take Miss Makado to the hospital wing. Touya managed to find a couple second years hiding under Kurama's bed. Nochi and Riku were given detentions.

Cat: Continue 2 part 2 of this chapter! Sorry, feedback will be on next chapter! I'm working on part 2 as we speak! DAMN TRIPLE SPACING! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…