A/N: I've been a busy girl today! Don't own a darn thing, except Ashley and
kids. Read on! Enjoy y'all! Oh yea, check out my new story "No Man's Land."
Friday Night!
John's POV:
Friday was here all ready. I would be leaving again next Tuesday. Luckily I'll be here for Syd's first day of 1st grade! I was about to take the kids over to my parent's house, since we were having our friends over tonight. Ashley was in the process of cleaning up the house, or at least some of it. She had gotten up around 1:30 this afternoon. I was up at 8, since I told her I'd take care of the kids for today. I was still shocked that she'd gotten a tattoo. I mean, I always thought she hated needles. Ash must've been really, really bored or something. It did look great though. I'm still not planning on getting any tattoo's soon, I'm scared of needles! Shhh, don't tell anyone!
"Sydney, are you almost ready?" "I'm coming daddy!" I grabbed the babies' carriers, and headed out to the car. I had just got them loaded in, when Sydney came running out.
"Did you tell mommy we were leaving?" "Yea. She said bye! Let's go daddy! Grandma might have cookies!"
"Ok, get in and buckle up!" I said as I got in. Once I was sure she was buckled, I started the car, and took off. We got to my parent's house twenty minutes later. I got out, and watched as Sydney ran ahead. I grabbed the babies, and walked inside. "Hi sweetie!" My mom said.
"Hey ma. Thanks for watching them. Hope it's not a problem." "Of course not. I wish they were here more often. Tell Ashley that my offer to let the kids stay her for a few months still stands if she decides to travel with you. I love spending times with my grandkids! Oh, grab a cookie on your way out."
"Ok, thanks again mom. Tell dad I said hi. We'll pick them up later tomorrow. See ya. Bye Syd, bye you two!" "Bye daddy!" Syd said as she ran into the kitchen. I smiled and grabbed a cookie as I walked out. In a few hours I probably would even forget that I had three kids. Now normally I don't like getting drunk. It's not too good for your body, but I was forgetting that tonight. Plus, Ashley is too funny when she's drunk! We were all going to have some fun tonight.
Ashley's POV:
Ever since I had gotten up I had been racing around the house picking up stuff. I had the bar all stocked up, and the basement was clean enough. John had been nice and took care of the kids. He should be on his way home now from dropping them off. We would have about two hours until Randy, Stacy, Charlie, and Jackie got here. Just long enough to relax a little. I was going to go for a quick swim, to cool off. I finally had the bathrooms clean, so I went and changed into my bathing suit. I ran through the house, and then dove head first into the pool. This felt great! I swam around for a little bit, and then heard John come in. I got out, and went to find him. He was standing in front of the fridge, looking for some food.
"Hey baby! There's salad in the back. Leftover from something!" "Yea, I didn't want it. I'll just reheat some pizza. Go for a swim?"
"Uh huh! It was so nice! I'm gonna change real quick. Be back in a few!" "Ok, I'm not going anywhere!" I turned and ran upstairs to our room. I quickly pulled on a pair of jeans and a tank top and then ran back downstairs. I saw John sitting on the couch channel surfing, so I went and jumped on his lap.
"Whatcha watching?' "SmackDown reruns. There's nothing on."
"Oh look, it's you! Personally, I think you look better in person!" "Really? Is there a difference?"
"A little bit! Oh, facing Luther Reigns. Of course, my baby wins it!" "Well yea! You've seen this one! You forget, I'm one of the best wrestlers on SmackDown!"
"No, you're the best!" "Aww, you are too kind!"
"Your quiet today! Not loud and obnoxious, like you usually are!" "I'm just really relaxed. Being at home does that to me. Obnoxious? I'll show you obnoxious!" John said as he went to tickle me. I jumped up, and ran to the other side of the couch. John hopped over, and then I ran for the kitchen. "Ashley, I'm gonna get you!" He yelled as he ran after me.
"Don't, I'll get the frying pan!" I yelled back! "Oh shit! I'm running in the opposite direction now!" John said as I watched him turn around and go the other way. I laughed, and ran after him.
"Who's doing the chasing now?" I asked as I jumped on his back.
"You are!" John said. "I'm gonna sit down now. Better get off!"
"You wouldn't do that! You'd crush me!" "I'm warning ya Ashley!" John said as he began to sit down. I didn't let go, and he ended up sitting on top of me. "Now this is a comfortable chair."
"John, get off me! I can't feel my legs!" I shrieked. "Yea, I think I'll move. You are too bony to sit on." He said as he got up. I scooted over, so he could sit next to me.
"Thanks baby! You almost broke my legs!" "I'm not that heavy!"
"Yea, only 100 pounds more than me!" I said as I started laughing. "What's so funny?" John asked me.
"You are!" I replied. "Yea, I guess I am funny!" We sat there for a little longer, and then John turned and started kissing me. A minute later, I was lying on the couch with him on top of me. Right as his hand started creeping up my shirt, the doorbell rang, and I heard Stacy and Jackie out on the porch. "They can wait Ash!" John said as he turned his attention to my neck.
"Baby, I gotta let them in. John, oh, they can wait a few minutes!" I said. Darn it, he had me under his spell again! I heard them all start pounding on the door, and then I heard Stacy get her keys out. "Ash, John, we're coming in!" Stacy yelled in the house. "I can see you guys, I know you're in there!" I didn't answer, I just stuck my hand up and gave them the 'Just a minute' finger.
"John, get off! Go open the door!" I said as I pushed John off the couch, onto the floor. "Ok, I'm going! Geez!" I quickly fixed my hair, and looked at the clock. Wow, it was already 8:10. I laughed when I heard John open the door. "You guys have the worst timing in the world!" he complained. "Aww, sorry Johnny!" Stacy replied as she walked in and headed towards me. "Sorry if we're interrupting Ash! Let's hit the basement."
"Ok, Let's go." I said as I got up and walked down to the basement with her and Jackie. The guys were still upstairs, but we heard them coming down the stairs.
John's POV:
Randy, Charlie, and I decided to play a game of pool. The girls were busy chatting away on the couch. Women, always talking. "Hey Cena, where's the beer at?" Charlie asked me.
"At the bar. Grab me one too." "Do you have Jack Daniels?" Randy asked.
"Yea, Ash picked it up." "Charlie, grab me the bottle of Jack! Let's get this party started." Randy said as he hit the queue ball.
"Hey, Ash, come on down here. You can watch me teach these guys how to play pool!" I yelled up to Ashley. "I'm coming John, I'm gonna grab a drink first!" she replied. I turned my attention back to the pool table, and hit my ball into the pocket. This was going to be easy! Ashley came over, and pulled up a chair. She had a bottle of Corona in her hand. Stacy and Jackie followed behind, Stacy had the whole bottle of Bacardi Silver to herself, and Jackie was happy with the Parrot Bay. I finished off my competition a few minutes later. That was too easy!
"Orton, you suck! Don't you have a pool table at your house?" "Yea, but I don't play much."
"No comment to you Charlie." I said as I took a drink of my beer. This wasn't too bad, in fact, it was kind of fun!
Ashley's POV:
We were all having fun, and had already broke into the bar. I had already drank a Corona, shared a bottle of Parrot Bay with Jackie, and was now working on a can of Budweiser. Stacy had drunken two whole bottles of Bacardi, and Randy was finishing off his Jack Daniels. I don't know what Charlie was drinking, but he had something in his hand. John was happy with his beer. He didn't drink a whole lot. "Ash, do you have Twister?" Stacy asked me.
"Uh, the movie or the game?" "Game! That would be so fun to play!"
"Yea. It's in the closet, right over there! I'll go get it!" I said as I jumped off the chair and went to get it. "Listen up people, we're gonna play Twister! Randy, John, Charlie, Jackie, everyone! It'll be lots of fun!" She said. Stacy was already getting a little tipsy. I came back and set it up. Charlie was the one who got to spin, and the rest of us went to play. "Ok, right foot blue." Charlie said as we all put our right feet on a blue dot. "Now, left hand green, and left foot yellow."
"This isn't that hard!" I said as I took another drink of my Bud. A few minutes later, Jackie and Stacy were both out, and it was John, Randy, and me. Charlie called the next thing, and John fell down. "It's you and me now Ash!" Randy said. "You're going down lil' sis!"
"No way cowboy!" I replied. I watched as Randy fell down. I had won! I got up, and went to get another drink. Stacy ran over to the stereo, and turned on some music. She came back, and grabbed my hand. "Come on, let's dance Ash!" She slurred!
"Ok, let's go!" I said as she pulled me to an open spot on the floor. We were having fun, dancing when Jackie joined us. "Threesome!" Stacy yelled. She is so funny when she is drunk! We continued dancing, when John yelled out, "Hey, what about us?"
"You boys go have fun. We are dancing here!" I yelled back. I think we three girls amused them.
John's POV:
Damn, that is all I got to say about them dancing. I think all us guys were practically drooling while we watched them dancing. "Whoa, John did you see that? This is driving me crazy!" Randy said as he stared at Stacy.
"Yea, Damn, just, wow!" That was all I could say. The girls were all dancing along to the Lady Marmalade song. It was almost like they had practiced this before. I don't I think can take much more of this! "Whoa, you guys have Gold Schlauguer? Holy shit!" Charlie said.
"Yea, had it for a few months. Never opened it." I replied. "Randy, Charlie, our wives are crazy!" "Uh huh, but they are so damn fine!" Randy said as he finished off a bottle of Corona. "I'm gonna go join the ladies!" He said with a smirk across his face. He walked towards them, and then Stacy reached out and grabbed him. "John, come dance with me baby!" Ashley yelled. I didn't hesitate, and went out and joined her. "Took ya long enough!" Ashley said while we were dancing.
"Yea, you have no idea what us guys were going through watching that. Torture!" "Haha, it was fun, but I still like dancing with you the best!" Ashley said to me. The song Slow Motion came on, and soon everyone was bumpin' and grindin' along with it. This was better than goin to a club. Less crowded! "Ash, if you keep dancing like that, we're gonna have to head upstairs! I don't think I can take much more!" I whispered into Ashley's ear.
"Really? Oh wow, look at Jackie and Charlie!" She said as she pointed at them. I looked, and saw that Charlie had Jackie pushed up against the wall, and they were full on making out. Randy was busy watching Stacy dancing on top of the bar. She was definitely a wild one.
"John, I don't think anyone would notice if we snuck upstairs." Ashley hinted to me. "Yea, you're probably right." I replied. I grabbed Ash's hand and we quickly hurried upstairs. We finally made it to our room, and I quickly shut the door. I turned around, and was practically jumped on by Ashley! When we finally got back down to the basement, we walked in on Randy and Stacy having sex on the couch.
"After all those times you walked in on us, and now it's our turn. Don't let us stop you two!" Ashley said as she turned a bright red. Jackie and Charlie were nowhere to be seen, and then I noticed that the bathroom door was locked. "Great, our friends are having sex, in our basement!" I said to Ashley.
"Hey, it's not like we haven't or wouldn't in their house!" she replied. She grabbed some more drinks, and then we went back upstairs and chilled out on the couch. "I'm going to go kick those guys out. I want our house back to ourselves!" Ashley said as she got up and headed downstairs. A few minutes later, she came up with all of them. "Thanks guys, sorry about that! It was fun! We'll all chill at our house next!" Randy said, as he held a very drunken Stacy up. "Yea, when you all come visit us, will have some fun!" Jackie said. She was the least drunk of them all, except me!
"Ok, bye everyone." "Bye!" Finally, they were all gone. Ash and I had the house to ourselves, and it was only 3 A.M. Ah, the possibilities!
A/N: Horny bastards! Haha, hope y'all liked! I've been watching too many rap videos! Peace out!
Friday Night!
John's POV:
Friday was here all ready. I would be leaving again next Tuesday. Luckily I'll be here for Syd's first day of 1st grade! I was about to take the kids over to my parent's house, since we were having our friends over tonight. Ashley was in the process of cleaning up the house, or at least some of it. She had gotten up around 1:30 this afternoon. I was up at 8, since I told her I'd take care of the kids for today. I was still shocked that she'd gotten a tattoo. I mean, I always thought she hated needles. Ash must've been really, really bored or something. It did look great though. I'm still not planning on getting any tattoo's soon, I'm scared of needles! Shhh, don't tell anyone!
"Sydney, are you almost ready?" "I'm coming daddy!" I grabbed the babies' carriers, and headed out to the car. I had just got them loaded in, when Sydney came running out.
"Did you tell mommy we were leaving?" "Yea. She said bye! Let's go daddy! Grandma might have cookies!"
"Ok, get in and buckle up!" I said as I got in. Once I was sure she was buckled, I started the car, and took off. We got to my parent's house twenty minutes later. I got out, and watched as Sydney ran ahead. I grabbed the babies, and walked inside. "Hi sweetie!" My mom said.
"Hey ma. Thanks for watching them. Hope it's not a problem." "Of course not. I wish they were here more often. Tell Ashley that my offer to let the kids stay her for a few months still stands if she decides to travel with you. I love spending times with my grandkids! Oh, grab a cookie on your way out."
"Ok, thanks again mom. Tell dad I said hi. We'll pick them up later tomorrow. See ya. Bye Syd, bye you two!" "Bye daddy!" Syd said as she ran into the kitchen. I smiled and grabbed a cookie as I walked out. In a few hours I probably would even forget that I had three kids. Now normally I don't like getting drunk. It's not too good for your body, but I was forgetting that tonight. Plus, Ashley is too funny when she's drunk! We were all going to have some fun tonight.
Ashley's POV:
Ever since I had gotten up I had been racing around the house picking up stuff. I had the bar all stocked up, and the basement was clean enough. John had been nice and took care of the kids. He should be on his way home now from dropping them off. We would have about two hours until Randy, Stacy, Charlie, and Jackie got here. Just long enough to relax a little. I was going to go for a quick swim, to cool off. I finally had the bathrooms clean, so I went and changed into my bathing suit. I ran through the house, and then dove head first into the pool. This felt great! I swam around for a little bit, and then heard John come in. I got out, and went to find him. He was standing in front of the fridge, looking for some food.
"Hey baby! There's salad in the back. Leftover from something!" "Yea, I didn't want it. I'll just reheat some pizza. Go for a swim?"
"Uh huh! It was so nice! I'm gonna change real quick. Be back in a few!" "Ok, I'm not going anywhere!" I turned and ran upstairs to our room. I quickly pulled on a pair of jeans and a tank top and then ran back downstairs. I saw John sitting on the couch channel surfing, so I went and jumped on his lap.
"Whatcha watching?' "SmackDown reruns. There's nothing on."
"Oh look, it's you! Personally, I think you look better in person!" "Really? Is there a difference?"
"A little bit! Oh, facing Luther Reigns. Of course, my baby wins it!" "Well yea! You've seen this one! You forget, I'm one of the best wrestlers on SmackDown!"
"No, you're the best!" "Aww, you are too kind!"
"Your quiet today! Not loud and obnoxious, like you usually are!" "I'm just really relaxed. Being at home does that to me. Obnoxious? I'll show you obnoxious!" John said as he went to tickle me. I jumped up, and ran to the other side of the couch. John hopped over, and then I ran for the kitchen. "Ashley, I'm gonna get you!" He yelled as he ran after me.
"Don't, I'll get the frying pan!" I yelled back! "Oh shit! I'm running in the opposite direction now!" John said as I watched him turn around and go the other way. I laughed, and ran after him.
"Who's doing the chasing now?" I asked as I jumped on his back.
"You are!" John said. "I'm gonna sit down now. Better get off!"
"You wouldn't do that! You'd crush me!" "I'm warning ya Ashley!" John said as he began to sit down. I didn't let go, and he ended up sitting on top of me. "Now this is a comfortable chair."
"John, get off me! I can't feel my legs!" I shrieked. "Yea, I think I'll move. You are too bony to sit on." He said as he got up. I scooted over, so he could sit next to me.
"Thanks baby! You almost broke my legs!" "I'm not that heavy!"
"Yea, only 100 pounds more than me!" I said as I started laughing. "What's so funny?" John asked me.
"You are!" I replied. "Yea, I guess I am funny!" We sat there for a little longer, and then John turned and started kissing me. A minute later, I was lying on the couch with him on top of me. Right as his hand started creeping up my shirt, the doorbell rang, and I heard Stacy and Jackie out on the porch. "They can wait Ash!" John said as he turned his attention to my neck.
"Baby, I gotta let them in. John, oh, they can wait a few minutes!" I said. Darn it, he had me under his spell again! I heard them all start pounding on the door, and then I heard Stacy get her keys out. "Ash, John, we're coming in!" Stacy yelled in the house. "I can see you guys, I know you're in there!" I didn't answer, I just stuck my hand up and gave them the 'Just a minute' finger.
"John, get off! Go open the door!" I said as I pushed John off the couch, onto the floor. "Ok, I'm going! Geez!" I quickly fixed my hair, and looked at the clock. Wow, it was already 8:10. I laughed when I heard John open the door. "You guys have the worst timing in the world!" he complained. "Aww, sorry Johnny!" Stacy replied as she walked in and headed towards me. "Sorry if we're interrupting Ash! Let's hit the basement."
"Ok, Let's go." I said as I got up and walked down to the basement with her and Jackie. The guys were still upstairs, but we heard them coming down the stairs.
John's POV:
Randy, Charlie, and I decided to play a game of pool. The girls were busy chatting away on the couch. Women, always talking. "Hey Cena, where's the beer at?" Charlie asked me.
"At the bar. Grab me one too." "Do you have Jack Daniels?" Randy asked.
"Yea, Ash picked it up." "Charlie, grab me the bottle of Jack! Let's get this party started." Randy said as he hit the queue ball.
"Hey, Ash, come on down here. You can watch me teach these guys how to play pool!" I yelled up to Ashley. "I'm coming John, I'm gonna grab a drink first!" she replied. I turned my attention back to the pool table, and hit my ball into the pocket. This was going to be easy! Ashley came over, and pulled up a chair. She had a bottle of Corona in her hand. Stacy and Jackie followed behind, Stacy had the whole bottle of Bacardi Silver to herself, and Jackie was happy with the Parrot Bay. I finished off my competition a few minutes later. That was too easy!
"Orton, you suck! Don't you have a pool table at your house?" "Yea, but I don't play much."
"No comment to you Charlie." I said as I took a drink of my beer. This wasn't too bad, in fact, it was kind of fun!
Ashley's POV:
We were all having fun, and had already broke into the bar. I had already drank a Corona, shared a bottle of Parrot Bay with Jackie, and was now working on a can of Budweiser. Stacy had drunken two whole bottles of Bacardi, and Randy was finishing off his Jack Daniels. I don't know what Charlie was drinking, but he had something in his hand. John was happy with his beer. He didn't drink a whole lot. "Ash, do you have Twister?" Stacy asked me.
"Uh, the movie or the game?" "Game! That would be so fun to play!"
"Yea. It's in the closet, right over there! I'll go get it!" I said as I jumped off the chair and went to get it. "Listen up people, we're gonna play Twister! Randy, John, Charlie, Jackie, everyone! It'll be lots of fun!" She said. Stacy was already getting a little tipsy. I came back and set it up. Charlie was the one who got to spin, and the rest of us went to play. "Ok, right foot blue." Charlie said as we all put our right feet on a blue dot. "Now, left hand green, and left foot yellow."
"This isn't that hard!" I said as I took another drink of my Bud. A few minutes later, Jackie and Stacy were both out, and it was John, Randy, and me. Charlie called the next thing, and John fell down. "It's you and me now Ash!" Randy said. "You're going down lil' sis!"
"No way cowboy!" I replied. I watched as Randy fell down. I had won! I got up, and went to get another drink. Stacy ran over to the stereo, and turned on some music. She came back, and grabbed my hand. "Come on, let's dance Ash!" She slurred!
"Ok, let's go!" I said as she pulled me to an open spot on the floor. We were having fun, dancing when Jackie joined us. "Threesome!" Stacy yelled. She is so funny when she is drunk! We continued dancing, when John yelled out, "Hey, what about us?"
"You boys go have fun. We are dancing here!" I yelled back. I think we three girls amused them.
John's POV:
Damn, that is all I got to say about them dancing. I think all us guys were practically drooling while we watched them dancing. "Whoa, John did you see that? This is driving me crazy!" Randy said as he stared at Stacy.
"Yea, Damn, just, wow!" That was all I could say. The girls were all dancing along to the Lady Marmalade song. It was almost like they had practiced this before. I don't I think can take much more of this! "Whoa, you guys have Gold Schlauguer? Holy shit!" Charlie said.
"Yea, had it for a few months. Never opened it." I replied. "Randy, Charlie, our wives are crazy!" "Uh huh, but they are so damn fine!" Randy said as he finished off a bottle of Corona. "I'm gonna go join the ladies!" He said with a smirk across his face. He walked towards them, and then Stacy reached out and grabbed him. "John, come dance with me baby!" Ashley yelled. I didn't hesitate, and went out and joined her. "Took ya long enough!" Ashley said while we were dancing.
"Yea, you have no idea what us guys were going through watching that. Torture!" "Haha, it was fun, but I still like dancing with you the best!" Ashley said to me. The song Slow Motion came on, and soon everyone was bumpin' and grindin' along with it. This was better than goin to a club. Less crowded! "Ash, if you keep dancing like that, we're gonna have to head upstairs! I don't think I can take much more!" I whispered into Ashley's ear.
"Really? Oh wow, look at Jackie and Charlie!" She said as she pointed at them. I looked, and saw that Charlie had Jackie pushed up against the wall, and they were full on making out. Randy was busy watching Stacy dancing on top of the bar. She was definitely a wild one.
"John, I don't think anyone would notice if we snuck upstairs." Ashley hinted to me. "Yea, you're probably right." I replied. I grabbed Ash's hand and we quickly hurried upstairs. We finally made it to our room, and I quickly shut the door. I turned around, and was practically jumped on by Ashley! When we finally got back down to the basement, we walked in on Randy and Stacy having sex on the couch.
"After all those times you walked in on us, and now it's our turn. Don't let us stop you two!" Ashley said as she turned a bright red. Jackie and Charlie were nowhere to be seen, and then I noticed that the bathroom door was locked. "Great, our friends are having sex, in our basement!" I said to Ashley.
"Hey, it's not like we haven't or wouldn't in their house!" she replied. She grabbed some more drinks, and then we went back upstairs and chilled out on the couch. "I'm going to go kick those guys out. I want our house back to ourselves!" Ashley said as she got up and headed downstairs. A few minutes later, she came up with all of them. "Thanks guys, sorry about that! It was fun! We'll all chill at our house next!" Randy said, as he held a very drunken Stacy up. "Yea, when you all come visit us, will have some fun!" Jackie said. She was the least drunk of them all, except me!
"Ok, bye everyone." "Bye!" Finally, they were all gone. Ash and I had the house to ourselves, and it was only 3 A.M. Ah, the possibilities!
A/N: Horny bastards! Haha, hope y'all liked! I've been watching too many rap videos! Peace out!