Hogwarts School of Detectives

An Anything but Normal Breakfast: Part II

Cat: Yeah! An update!

Touya: Cat also has a message to zyless and Yami Kistune no Kaze.

Note to Yami Kistune no Kaze and zyless: First off, no offense. But, THANKS TO THE SELECTMENT OF WORDS YOU CHOOSE, MY STUPID INTERNET BLOCKING PROGRAM ASSUMED THAT MY REVIEWS WERE SOME VERY NASTY SITE, AND BLOCKED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Note to Joel: I think you missed my sentence: 'Jin pushed through the scarlet curtain that separated him, Touya, and Hiei from the others and casually walked to the door on the opposite side.' (The others being Yusuke, Kurama, and Kuwabara. And I think it's pretty obvious why they're all staying in Gryffindor tower with Harry. (Hint: 'With Harry.')

And I found out the weirdest thing. Before I posted this fic, I thought that it would be cool have Hiei and Draco be friends. But I forgot to put it in the first chapter (At least I think I did). And then Aku Hitokiri Kistune said they should be friends! Is that weird or what?

Cat: Enough of my endless rambling, now on with the fic!

Reviewers: YAY!

Derrick: I was wondering when she'd shut up! OW!

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Yusuke came out of the common room, followed by Jin, who was boring the others out of their minds by talking about the makeup thing. They were going down late, due to the fact that the makeup took nearly 20 minutes to wash off.

As they walked down a staircase, Touya seemed to be staring into space. He had forgotten to put his robes on, went back to get them, and forgot why he was in his dormitory. And the others had lost track of how many times he had crashed into a wall, or tripped on a stair. Yusuke stopped and turned to Touya.

"Hey Touya, could you please snap out of it? You're going to be in a body cast before we get to the Great Hall!"

"Hmm? Oh right." Touya glanced at his shoes. That dream, he just couldn't get it out of his head.

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Touya was walking down an extremely black corridor, lit by two flame torches. His footsteps echoed on the wet stone. As he walked further, the light faded completely. His pace quickened, panic was rising within him. The corridor never ended, it turned, but there was no light ahead.

Touya turned and ran the other way. He collided with cold stone. The path was closing in behind him, there was no escape. He was trapped.

Touya used every ounce of power he had, using ice and spirit blasts until his energy ran out. The wall didn't even crack.

His physical power was even weaker; he punched until his knuckles bled.

With nothing left to do, Touya got up and ran again. He was wiped out, he could barely go on. But he kept going; he had to get out of here. But there was no end, only two bright yellow eyes staring straight through him, and an earsplitting scream.

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It took Touya a couple seconds to realize he'd fallen down a staircase. Jin was laughing like a maniac behind him.

"GeezumTouyadidyousleeplastnight?" 

Touya was about to answer, but decided to keep quiet. That scream… it sounded so familiar…

"Beware Touya, for soon your dreams will become reality, hmm, well, for the most part…"

(AN: Sorry it was so corny, but I was desperate to have more of Jin and Touya in it. Can it be? Am I bringing in a villain already?)

Last night, it had felt like ten staircases, but, there were about half as many on the way to the Great Hall.

The Great Hall was as big and bright as ever. Jin accidentally sat at the Gryffindor table, but McGonagall, with her sharp eyes, saw him and sent him to his table. The food magically appeared as it did last night.

Jin grabbed some breakfast food. After consuming half the food on the plate, Jin rested his elbow on the edge of the plate. Mis-TAKE!  The plate flipped up and hit him in the face, as well as the contents.

Jin quickly swiped off the eggs and what-not from his face, robes, and hair. It was pretty obvious what had happened, and half of Hogwarts was laughing at him.

"Well Jin, I think it suites you."

Jin hurled a glob of kidney pudding at Touya; the disgusting substance hit the Ravenclaw in the face.

Touya removed the pudding from his face with one swift swipe. Angered and mildly embarrassed, he threw a (very) small iceball at Jin.

Jin deflected it, sending it flying at…

The school gasped as the iceball hit Malfoy, causing a huge sheet of ice to form on the front of his robes.

"COLD!" Malfoy screamed as he did a weird dance around the Great Hall. The students' worry turned to laughter. Sighing, Madam Pomfrey grabbed him by the arm and guided him to the hospital wing, just to make sure he didn't get frost bitten.

Jin return his attention to Touya, prepared to get even with the ice demon. He grabbed some fried chitlins and threw them at Touya. Touya dodged it, and they hit a Ravenclaw second year.

Pretty soon more than 5 people were involved in the 'food fight.' Suddenly, a Slytherin yelled, "FOOD FIGHT!" And it was final.

Food flew everywhere. Yusuke poured coffee on Kuwabara's head, while, Kuwabara threw a piece of french toast at Hiei, who finally decided to show up.

Hiei, who had no nose for nonsense, threw a fire ball at Kuwabara, who dodged it, and it winded up burning down a wall, revealing an (empty) lavatory. Though, hardly anyone noticed.

The staff and prefects had given up. When Professor McGonagall threatened to give everyone a detention; (AN: Kinda hard to give an entire school detention) she got hit in the face with oatmeal. Finally, Percy motioned for the others to listen to his plan. Snape's lip curled and his eyes narrowed, but he nodded.

3 seconds later…

"QUIET!" The staff (Excluding Dumbledore) yelled in usion. The Hall instantly fell silent. Kuwabara stopped rubbing bacon fat into Yusuke's hair, and Yusuke stopped shoving an apple into Kuwabara's mouth. The volume of the yell had everyone's ears ringing, especially poor Kurama's, who had been reduced to huddling in a corner to avoid.

McGonagall put her hands on her hips, and scowled, her eyes resting on the Weasley twins, who were still flicking eggs at people. (AN: You can tell that they're used to this kind of thing) "If you're quite through, you can proceed to your classes." She turned on her heels and left the Great Hall.

Everyone left the Hall in silence.

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Score: Hiei: 2 Kurama: 1 (I voted too)

Long awaited feedback! You may have more than 1 message, so read all of them!

Hogwarts, A History Girl:  I don't know what you mean, but thanks for the review!

Aku-Hitokiri-Kistune:  Yes, pretty soon I might put a conversation between them. No promises, though.

Koorihana:  Hard to believe, isn't it?

Hedi Dracona: Glad you like it. Maybe I'll have some more pranks, despite Writer's Block.

Crimson Fire Kistune: Glad you like it.

Sarah aka Celebi: I hope it was funny enough.

Dragon Scythe: Really? I thought it was blue. Triple spacing is annoying, but I put up with it.

Yami Kistune no Kaze: (BTW, you best hope you didn't mean anything by, 'You sound fun.') Thanx for your review! That was one of the best! Glad you like Kurama. That'd be cool if you could do that. I'll post my e-mail when my mother gets around to getting me one.

Koorihana: Thanx for the review! Hope you liked the ice ball thing!

a: I did! but it was pretty crappy.

kuroi ryuu: I did.

Zyless: I thought your review was kind of funny, but please, clean up your language.

JCKIDSMART: I actually updated!

Snowmaster108: *Blink*

Hedi Dracona: Hope you liked the food fight!

mars explorer: I used both of your ideas!

AyukaRyou: Well, it happened!

Dragon Scythe: New chapter it is. *Sigh*

Petals and Thorns: That would've been funny!

J.T. : I wonder what they would look like if that happened.

Eric: Maybe I'll have Yusuke do his trademark attack in the next chapter.

TheLostDuck: Heheh, I thought the makeup thing was funny…

Ryuu no Furui Yami: Sure! Just review with one. Thanks for the review!

Amber Komasaki: How's the fic goin'? Glad you like this fic!

Joel: W@W! My eyes nearly popped out of my head! 9.75 out of 10! *Hyperventilate* Yes, I agree Jin talks too fast.

Name is too long: Glad you like it! I'll update soon, too!

Bakagami101: Well, here it is!

Luna: I updated, surprising as it is.

Sorry if I sounded offensive, but I was getting tired of feedback. I don't know many breakfast foods, so sorry if I was inaccurate. Sorry! I'm only 11! Mentally 13! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY sorry for the late update! *Dodges food* Happy Valentines Day! And Derrick, if you're reading this, don't say anything that you'll regret.