Hey, I'm BACK!!! YYEEEAA … !!! Let's all REJOICE!!! Anyway, since it's near Christmas I decided to update…finally… Guess what, this is my first time to update a story, so I'm really proud of myself. Anyway, so wishing you good readers a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year..!!!!
Warning: This chapter contains minor character bashing, and A LOT of OOCness that can knock down President Bush on his bum bum… You have been warned…
Oh yea forgot one thing:
This whole disclaimer thing really bothers me…so I say it for once and for all…I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA OR ANY
OF THE CHARACTERS IN IT OR USAGI…but I DO OWN THE PLOT…kk? Gud…let's get on wit the story…
Happy reading!!!
Usagi stared disbelievingly at Sesshoumaru. He's soooo hot!!!!!!!!!! OMIGOD OMIGOD!!!
Thoughts of Mamoru and the whole crystal Tokyo blah blah blah flew out of the small bunny's mind… Besides who would
want a pink-haired spore as her future child and Mamoru as the father? NOPE definitely not her if she could have HIM. 'He's so beautiful…' Usagi stared in awe at the entrance of the Taiyoukai. Images were put into her head. (Perverted ones…o the horror of being near Miroku…) She almost whacked herself and turned red from shame. 'God, I'm turning into a Mina.' She looked up beneath her blonde bangs and changed her mind than sighed dreamily. 'Oh it can't be that bad!!!'
While the weird blond was drooling at Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha was still looking around lost like a little puppy. One thing he knew for certain, the cold looking ice cube in front of him was his favorite older brother. So he did the only thing that NOBODY in this time, place or Earth would have done or guessed what Inu-baka did.
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The amnesic-dog-baka jumped forward and resulted into knocking the taiyoukai of the west, inu no taisho of the west, the eldest son of Inutaisho, wielder of the heaven sword Tensaiga and the evil sword made from an ugly demon tooth Tokijin, um…what other title…o…and also Jaken's so called doom, on his butt and promptly squeezed him to death of a hug.
"ANIKI!!! I WANNA GO PLAY CATCH!!!" (AN: lol couldn't resist) He yelled and tugged at the fluffy thing that his older brother always had to wear… He dug his nose into the pelt and made a face and stuck his tongue out and whined. "Aniki, this thing smells!!! When was the last time you washed it???"
That did it. Miroku's hidden guffaws turned into full blown laughter. Seconds later, Shippo and Miroku were rolling on the ground, laughing like maniacs. Sango and Kagome were red in the face trying to not laugh at the taiyoukai's expense, and Usagi was…still looking a bit dazed. Sesshoumaru's expression on his face was priceless.
It looked something like this: 0o0;;; -- Weird I know…now try imagine that expression on Mr. Ice cube with a stick up his ass of a popsicle…yep…I reckon that would be pretty funny…
While Sesshoumaru was um…preoccupied let's say, Usagi suddenly blinked and squealed loudly making everyone turn their attention to her.
O.o…Now what?
"OMIGOD!!! IS THAT THE NEW MAYBELINE RED EYESHADOW YOU'RE WEARING????!!!!!" She shrieked and jumped onto Sesshoumaru who fell back once more at the sudden added weight. She fondled with his hair and sighed longingly. "You have such silky hair, oooo…is that golden eye contacts???? They're so pretty!!!"
Sweatdrops appeared around…
Usagi continued. "Oh, I've always wanted fashion sensed guy. God you won't believe how many poor guy dressers are in my world." Her thoughts flew back to Mamoru's wardrobe, and her thoughts landed on a certain sickly green jacket. Eww…
Sesshoumaru regained his unemotional mask and growled. "Human, get off of this Sesshoumaru. You will be killed if you don't get off of me this instant!" He bared his fangs to make his point.
Usagi isn't even fazed one tiny bit. She smiled seductively. This is gonna be fun. "Aw…but milord, I'm enjoying this position a lot!" She is currently straddling him…just to let you know.
Oh and just for account of the other characters: Kagome and the rest of the gang are currently on the ground munching on popcorn while watching the dramatic event unfold while Naraku and Kikyo are screwing themselves silly in his castle. And Kagura right now is six foot under… I think… Oh yea, and Midoriko and the other demons inside the Shikon Jewel is currently celebrating Christmas and using a sword for a Christmas tree….er…okay….back to the scene.
THIS PARAGRAPH CONTAINS STUFF THAT YOU YOUNGSTERS SHOULDN'T HEAR, WATCH, OR TALK ABOUT…but what the hell…you've read this far…
Usagi continued playing the seductress while grinding her hips into his. She pouted cutely. "Aww…Sesshoumaru, why do you wear that stupid armor of yours? It's in the way!"
Currently, Sesshoumaru is enjoying himself immensely. Really? Yes he is. But he has his pride and he would not let the female be the dominant one.
He flipped them over and he was on top of the heavily breathing Usagi who was watching him with lust filled eyes.
Sesshoumaru leaned in and teased her ear by nipping on her earlobe and whispered huskily. "Do you know what I want to do right now, my little bunny?" Shaking her head no he continued. "I want to ravish you until you scream my name to the skies, I want to touch your body everywhere, memorizing every curve with my hands (er…a hand), I want to possess you only and make you mine. I want everyone to hear you cry for mercy and submit into my wicked pleasure…" He stopped to nuzzle her neck.
Usagi looked up into his firey molten gaze. "Really?"
Kagome and Sango clutched each other in anticipation. While clutching the popcorn in possession away from Inuyasha.
Miroku completely fainted at the thought of Sesshoumaru even seducing a girl. He thought the taiyoukai was gay.
Shippo was trying to get the blindfold off his eyes to see what was happening.
Inuyasha was cheering….okay, he wasn't. He's cheering about getting ramen from Kagome.
Kirara was currently licking herself...GROOMING YOU PERVERTS. That's what cats do…duh…I know you guys are still thinking about it….get your mind out of the GUTTER!!!
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"Yes, be with me forever my little bunny."
The two new lovers kissed each other with such passion and got lost in the moment that they didn't sense the others leaving them in privacy…except for a certain perverted monk who had to learn the secrets of a good love-making.
(...perverted monk)
Eventually, Sango came back and dragged the hentai back.
The End
Really, by now you're probably saying…WTF? HOW THE HELL CAN THAT BE THE ENDING??? Well, it is true readers…for Sesshoumaru had succumbed into the passion of love….
Holy crap did I write that? Well…sry…CLICK TO NEXT CHAPTER FOR MY EXCUSE OF A BAD ENDING…and while ur at that, review…AFTER you've read my excuse…