A ribbon in my hair

You know I am thinking

It gets in my eyes you see

My hair dose

Weather I am trying to save my skipping stone

Or trying to save my sister from a bird cage hanging from a tower

I'm thinking of a way to make life better

But though I have tried

One invention has always let me down

My grappling hook prevailed

My lock pick worked like a charm

And though eating peppermints caused swelling and itching

It got us out of a tight spot

My brother has it in him

And though he hardly tries

His chewed up gum wad did the trick

For saving someone's life

The clapping shoes kept crabs away

Welding sticks would have melted bars

I got the flying machine off the ground

And who would have thought

My hair ribbon and some paper clips

Could convince a man they were keys

I got the coaster car rolling

And made shoes to climb the falls

But through all of my success

Count Olaf got away

Every time