Job Hunt
Disclaimer: I do not own Spongebob Squarepants nor any of the restaurants parodied in this story.
Chapter 1 – You're Fired!
"Ah, what a normal day in Bikini Bottom, so normal, I think that something abnormal has to happen," said the French narrator as we go to Bikini Bottom.
Then Spongebob, wearing his Krusty Krab hat, exited his pineapple house and ran down the road while chanting, "I'm ready!" over and over again. As usual, he passed by Patrick, his best friend.
"Hey Spongebob!" greeted Patrick, as usual.
"Hey Patrick!" greeted Spongebob, as usual.
"Hey Spongebob, wanna stop for a minute and play the new board game I bought from this suspicious person I later saw on the news?" asked Patrick, which was unusual.
"Uh, won't I be late for work?" asked Spongebob, as he noticed that he was seconds later than he was supposed to be.
"Oh come on! It's not going to take that long! I've got the cool board game: 'The Board Game that takes about 12 Hours!'" said Patrick as he showed Spongebob a box with a picture of two tired looking fish and an angry looking fish who looked like a boss.
"Wow! You got that game? Uh, I guess I can play for a minute," said Spongebob as they went in Patrick's rock and had a great time yelling, shouting, and cheering at whatever they were doing.
They did that for 12 hours. Then Spongebob and Patrick exited the rock, looking a bit excited.
"That was fun Patrick! That was the best fun I ever had this week!" said Spongebob.
"Yeah! Maybe we can do that next time!" said Patrick.
"I agree, once we find the rest of the pieces," agreed Spongebob as they only looked for the game pieces all day, and still had more to find, "And then we can play the game!"
"Okay, bye!" said Patrick as he fell into his hole and closed the rock on it.
Then Spongebob ran back to his house, when he saw Squidward, who looked more frustrated and had a burnt face, who glared at Spongebob and talked to him, angrily.
"Spongebob, where in Davy Jones Locker were you? Did you realize that you skipped a day of work, forcing Mr. Krabs to make me make Krabby Patties?" asked Squidward with anger.
"Oh my gosh! I skipped work! I promise Squidward, I won't do it again. Can you tell Mr. Krabs to take some money out of my paycheck so he can forgive me?" asked Spongebob.
"That depends on my mood tomorrow," replied Squidward as he walked back to his house.
The next day, Spongebob was set in going to the Krusty Krab. He failed, for he was once again forced to "play" with Patrick with the "The Board Game that takes about 12 Hours!" (or finding the game pieces) and Spongebob missed work, Mr. Krabs got angrier at him, and Squidward had another bad day. This went on for nine more days until one day when Patrick offered the play with Spongebob on "The Board Game that takes about 12 Hours!", Squidward rushed to the scene with a lighter and burned the box in to ashes, rendering the board game useless, except for tossing ash, which isn't really that fun. So, Spongebob went to work with a rusty mind on work.
"Spongebob! You're more than ten days late! That means you have to make a thousand patties in one hour, or you're fired!" warned Mr. Krabs as he threw Spongebob to the kitchen, pressed a button to seal the kitchen with metal doors so he can't get out.
"Okay, I need to make a thousand Krabby Patties, no problemo!" said Spongebob as he got out his spatula and went to work...
...and forgot how to make a Krabby Patty.
"Uh, oh jeez, I'm in big trouble! No problem, I can always remember while making a Krabby Patty! First, you apply the Krab in Krabby Patties!" said Spongebob as from out of nowhere, he grabbed Mr. Krabs and lifted him above the grill.
"No Spongebob! You're supposed to use the patties!" corrected Mr. Krabs as he pointed to the sack of patties.
"Oh, right!" said Spongebob as he threw Mr. Krabs away and put a pile of patties on the grill.
"Now what do I do next? Wait? Okay, no, I want to do this quickly, so I, um, uh..." droned on Spongebob for a long time.
By the time Spongebob knew what to do next, the grill was on fire.
"Oh no! The grill is on fire! Mr. Krabs will totally have my head! I mean, I gotta put this fire out!" said Spongebob, "Now what puts out a fire? Water! Yes, where do I get it? And no, this water we're living in doesn't work for comical purposes!"
So Spongebob saw a bucket of some liquid and tossed the liquid at the fire. What he didn't realize was that the bucket was full of gas for the security system, so you know what happens next...
BOOM!
Spongebob blew up the Krusty Krab. Meanwhile, a customer came.
"Uh, I'm thinking the Krusty Krab is shedding today. Okay, I'll go to Patty Prince!" said the fish as he walked away.
Meanwhile, the burnt, angry Mr. Krabs walked up to the burnt, scared Spongebob. Squidward, although burnt, was reading the magazine BORING! while not noticing any difference.
"Spongebob, you have not been a good employee for the last more than ten days. For that, your service is no longer acquired," announced Mr. Krabs.
"No! Does that mean that I...?" asked Spongebob with tears in his eyes.
"You're fired!" shouted Mr. Krabs.
Then Spongebob's face fell onto the ground as the rest of his body parts melted into a puddle.
Will Spongebob get another job? Or will he remain as a puddle for the rest of his life? Stay tuned!