NOTE: I don't own SpongebobSquarepants
NOTE: This is the final chapter, and at the end, I'll tell you what each restaurant parodied (minus the Krusty Krab, Chum Bucket, the Beach Shack, and Cousin Mel Ice Cream) (also excluding the fire department and police department)
Chapter 6 – Cousin Mel Ice Cream
At the Krusty Krab, there were still no customers. Mr. Krabs looked like he was ready to give up when Squidward came.
"I'm ready to give up working, Mr. Krabs," said Squidward.
Seeing there was no use of arguing against Squidward or needing a cashier, Mr. Krabs said the worst words ever (besides saying "You're fired" to Spongebob), "Go and have your day off."
"Yippee!" shouted Squidward as he ran out of the Krusty Krab at the speed of light, seriously.
Cousin Mel took Spongebob to Cousin Mel Ice Cream, which was a large ice cream parlor shaped like a large banana split.
"Wow! That's a huge building!" remarked Spongebob.
"Even better. That's real ice cream!" said Cousin Mel, making Spongebob run away, come back with a spoon, and run towards the building, but Cousin Mel grabbed Spongebob's other arm, "Now you don't want to eat my restaurant, do you?"
"No, but I've never seen banana split this big!" said Spongebob in awe.
"I know, but thirty mutant fishes died in the making of the Great Cousin Mel Banana Split. Anyway, let's go inside," said Cousin Mel as he dragged Spongebob inside the parlor.
"Okay, so, you're going to be the guy who makes ice cream and sell them to our happy customers," said Cousin Mel in a dull tone, "Anyway, you don't have to work a lot, come with me."
Spongebob followed Cousin Mel to the "kitchen", where there was a huge ice cream shaped machine. Meanwhile, there were boxes with ingredients like chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, waterberry, and otherberry.
"You just have to put the ingredients into the machine, and the machine will let out an ice cream riddled with moi secret ingridiant," said Cousin Mel with a little French accent.
"Ooh, what's the secret ingredient?" asked Spongebob.
"Do you actually think I'll tell you that?" asked Cousin Mel.
"Well, Mr. Krabs told me the secret ingredient for the Krabby Patty, which I swore not to lose to Plankton," said Spongebob.
"Oh! By the way, can you make Krabby Patty Ice Cream?" asked Cousin Mel.
"Mel, Cousin Mel, trust me, nobody wants to have Krabby Patty Ice Cream. We tried it once. There were thirty casualties that day. No matter…" began Spongebob.
"All right! All right! I get your point. You'll start working tomorrow when the restaurant has its grand opening," said Cousin Mel.
The next day, the Krusty Krab received no customers, again. The grand opening of Cousin Mel Ice Cream had a lot of customers buying Cousin Mel's Ice Cream. They kept on eating and eating it, not wanting to stop eating it. Spongebob did magnificently with the ice cream machine making ice cream. Patrick had ten large scoops of every-flavor-we-have ice cream. By the end of the day, Cousin Mel made 99999999999. Wow!
In the Chum Bucket…
"Those ice creams down at Cousin Mel Ice Cream are quite popular, and they're making Cousin Mel Ice Cream very rich, and that was only one day. That ice cream parlor is driving all customers not only away from here, but from the Krusty Krab!" shouted Plankton, "Stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula has been the purpose of my life. Even if I get the secret formula, people won't come, for they only want ice cream. Karen, what should I do?"
"Um, steal the Cousin Mel Ice Cream secret formula?" suggested Karen.
"Of course! Of course, I thought of that. You didn't. Neener!" Plankton sneered at the computer while sticking his tongue out, making a robotic arm squish him, "Ow."
The next day, business was booming at Cousin Mel Ice Cream again. Plankton came, and alarms blared.
"PLANKTON ALERT!" shouted Cousin Mel.
"What the barnacle? Is it bad enough to receive this in the Krusty Krab?" asked Plankton.
He never got his question answered, for Cousin Mel kicked Plankton into the trashcan.
"Touchdown!" shouted Spongebob.
"Yay! GOAL!" shouted Patrick, having his twenty scoops of Cousin Mel Ice Cream.
One and a half hours later, Plankton came with a mechanical spider he rode in. However, another employee was cleaning the floor and used rolled up newspaper to smash to mechanical spider, thinking it was a real spider. This destroyed Plankton's machine, and then it blew up.
"Ow," said the burnt Plankton as the employee picked up Plankton and threw him away.
"Nice job, fish," said Cousin Mel.
"Thanks! What do I get for this?" asked the employee.
"I'll think about that tomorrow," replied Cousin Mel.
The next hour when there were a lot of customers, Plankton came in a robot of a fish. The fish rolled to the counter.
"May I help you, sir?" asked the employee at the counter.
"I'd like your most popular ice cream that has the most amount of the secret ingredient inside and I'd like it to go and uncontaminated," replied Plankton in the robot.
"Uh, I have no idea on what you just said, so… VANILLA ICE CREAM!" the employee shouted at Spongebob in the kitchen.
In an instant, Spongebob made the vanilla ice cream and gave it to the other employee. Meanwhile, Plankton was in a train of thought.
"So if that Sponge cube is working here, then I can get both the Cousin Mel Ice Cream and the Krusty Krab out of business," thought Plankton.
"I'D ALSO LIKE A KRABBY PATTY ICE CREAM!" shouted Plankton in the robot.
"Are you Plankton?" asked the employee.
"Yes… I mean no, I'm Plankton's cousin's wife's brother's nephew's friend's father's roommate's father's friend's classmate's sister's son's son's father's brother," replied Plankton.
"Uh, I didn't get what that means, but that's good enough for me!" replied the employee.
"So I get a Krabby Patty Ice Cream?" asked Plankton.
"No, we don't make those," replied the employee.
"BARNACLES! Well, enjoy the end of your business, I mean, day," said Plankton as the robot took the ice cream away and rolled away and to the Chum Bucket.
In the Chum Bucket, Plankton placed the vanilla ice cream in a complex machine so complex that even Plankton doesn't understand how it works. He just pressed a button that said "Extract Secret Ingredient". A minute later, Plankton had the secret ingredient shown in front of his eyes, and Plankton did a dramatic laugh with dramatic music played by Karen.
"You can stop playing now," said Plankton when he stopped laughing.
"But this is my sonata!" protested Karen.
The next day, Plankton came when almost all citizens of Bikini Bottom were in Cousin Mel Ice Cream, gorging themselves on Cousin Mel ice cream.
"ATTENTION EVERYONE!" shouted Plankton, but no one could hear him, and I don't blame him, actually, I do, since he's too small, "ATTENTION ALL MORONS!"
Still no response, so…
"HEY! I'LL GIVE YOU ALL 20 IF YOU LISTEN TO ME AND MY IMPORTANT SPEECH!" shouted Plankton, grabbing everybody's attention.
"Thank you. I am now going to announce the Cousin Mel Ice Cream SECRET INGREDIENT! THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS… wait, drum roll please," said Plankton.
Somewhere, a drum player got a drum set from nowhere and began the drum roll.
"THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS… FISH!" shouted Plankton.
Plankton waited for the news to soak in. Then, all customers screamed, went to the bathroom to throw up, began beating themselves, jumped off buildings, began destroying the building, and doing catastrophical stuff. Plankton was crushed by 10,000 feet in one hour. Then, all citizens ran out of the building and ran to any surviving and good restaurants.
Cousin Mel walked to all of the employees gathered in a group.
"YOU'RE ALL FIRED!" shouted Cousin Mel.
Spongebob was walking down the road, depressed since he was going to have to move away, for Cousin Mel didn't pay for Spongebob's rent. The reason why he got an extra day was because the realtor was too busy eating ice cream and now throwing up. So, he decided to go home and pack his stuff up when he bumped into Mr. Krabs.
"Oh, hello, Mr. Krabs," said Spongebob, "Who ruined my life," thought Spongebob.
"Oh, hello, Spongebob," said Mr. Krabs, who thought, "Whose absence is ruining my life."
"So, uh, how do you do?" asked Spongebob and Mr. Krabs simultaneously.
Suddenly…
"PLEASE COME BACK TO THE KRUSTY KRAB!" shouted Mr. Krabs while Spongebob asked at the same time, "PLEASE LET ME COME BACK TO THE KRUSTY KRAB!"
"Our business is a mess without you! There hasn't been a single customer since you've been fired! My amount of money is decreasing rapidly! Plus, we don't have enough money for the stuff the Krusty Krab needs and for my needs, like new floorboards, or stuff like that! Please come back to the Krusty Krab!" shouted Mr. Krabs.
This is what Spongebob said at the same time as Mr. Krabs' plead, "I'm a mess! I have been rejected from all jobs included in my job hunt! Gary had to sell my stuff! I don't have money for the rent so I have to move! I'm now jobless and unable to get any other job because of this Fishy Jones! Please let me come back to the Krusty Krab!"
After a minute of panting and catching their breath, Mr. Krabs said, "So, you're jobless, and you can't pay for your rent."
And Spongebob said, "So, you're customer-less, and you can't pay for what the Krusty Krab and you need."
"WELCOME BACK TO THE KRUSTY CREW!" shouted Mr. Krabs happily as he put a Krusty Krab hat on Spongebob's head.
"Really?" asked Spongebob happily.
"Didn't you notice when I said 'Your service is no longer acquired' that I didn't say we don't need you anymore? No! I did that on purpose so you could come back anytime, but you didn't catch my drift," explained Mr. Krabs.
"Sorry about that Mr. Krabs," Spongebob apologized.
"Come on, me boy. Let's go back to the Krusty Krab so you can make Krabby Patties and money for me!" said Mr. Krabs.
"YAY!" shouted Spongebob as they walked to the Krusty Krab, where business became better and Squidward had no more day offs.
"And that my friends, is the end of the story," said the French narrators, "I hope you learned a few lessons. Never put gasoline on fire. Never play 'The Board Game that takes about 12 Hours', never go to the Patty Prince or Patty Bell, never put nitroglycerine or volcano sauce in chili, and never eat at Cousin Mel Ice Cream. I hope you enjoyed reading this story. Farewell!"
What the restaurants parodied:
Patty Prince – Burger King
Patty Bell – Taco Bell
Cindy's – Wendy's
Fast Food Hut – Pizza Hut
Domino Burgers – Domino Pizza
Sweet Coral – Sweet Tomato (a really hard one. It's located in Pleasant Hill, California)
Mountain Mike's Patties – Mountain Mike's Pizza (it's located in California, Nevada, and Oregon)
THE END