Yeah, i know this doesn't make up for a month of inactivity, but at least i'm making progress. I'm trying hard with school, so it gets hard. Anyway, here it is, hope you enjoy.


Yugi climbed the mountain, determined to get Kaiba to come down. As he reached the top, he could hear a loud racket, which seemed to come from Kaiba Korp. (Darth Vader Theme)

Inside...

"Have to drown them, out!!!" Kaiba yelled as he ran back and forth, turning on loud appliances. Suddenly, he stopped, an idea sparking in his head. He took a deep breath then began yelling "KAIBA KORP!!!" over and over, each time followed by the darth vader theme. After a minute of this, the music screeches and warps, then an explosion is heard.

Elsewhere...

"Damn! They just don't make these like they used to!" Derek yelled, banging on a smoking machine labeled the 'Theme-O-Matic' "Cue a commercial!"

Commercial

Several refreshments dance out on a stage, singing,

"Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lo-"

They're interrupted as a hand snags a candy bar, causing panic for the others, who begin running around.

"We're all gonna die!!!"

"The end is nigh!! Repent!! REPENT!!"

"Please don't kill me, please don't kill me, please don't kill me, please don't kill me."

End commercial...

Everyone stares, horrified at what they had seen.

"What kind of screwed up person made that..." Jenna says, breaking the silence.

Who did make that commercial? Was it...

Marik...

Bakura...

Or was it Pegasus? Find out when this fic continues.... right now!

Joey and Tristan look down at the food they had been eating, then pass out.

"I can think of a couple people." Derek says, hearing snickering from behind a door.

Bakura and Marik have trouble controlling themselves as they laugh at their achievement. They don't notice that everyone else has grabbed a blunt object.

Back to our story...

Yugi had been knocking on the door for a while before letting himself inside. He quickly found Kaiba in the kitchen, banging the refrigerator on his head repeatedly.