Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, would the word 'disclaimer' be here? As if!

Thanks to my loyal reviewed:

Monikka: hey again! Could you pass me the soap and mops from inside that lil closet, please? I've got to ... never mind, chapter spoiler! Michelle and Gracie are in luck! You're the only person who thought of Neville!

Silver Dragon Princess: I'll try to get you in there- although for Harry you may have to be a groupie, I don't know...

Lemming of the B.D.A.:I'm gonna say Gryffindor, since you sound as though you like that one more. And which twin would you prefer? (Though you can have them both for the time being!)

Atrus: You're one of my loyal guys! You sound too ambitious to be a Ravenclaw- are you sure you're not a Slytherin? Anyway, Kael Tier is a character from an RPG and I'm not in love with him in that manner! But he's charismatic- and a bit funny. He's just hysterical; he makes me laugh, as do you. (but he's a Hufflepuff. He befriended my Ravenclaw character.) He convinced her that he was bi. (as a joke)

Swordsrock: You are a loyal reviewer, too. And I do not have Remus whipped! What house are you in, BTW? And thanks, but I'm not sure if brilliant's the word..more like psychotic. I'm not brilliant.

Angela: You want to be the lead groupie? Jk. It's okay about the language. I was cussing at Lupin, remember?

Charm12: how about I give you a chapter for snogging in "random", then you can have James, the one and only. So you say Ravenclaw? What's your house?

Ptrst: I'm not offended at all. I love Tom, remember? Lol. Harry's got his fangirls now!

Harryptaxd204: I'm glad you liked it!

Mainly because I'm out of ideas (like I said, I hadn't planned to continue this), I'm writing your friggin' sporks chapter! Happy now? For some reason, I let you people direct me! I really am insane!

SlytherinRulesDracoIsMyGu: yes, it's going to keep on being random. Once I get an idea. Maybe.

Jasmine: I'll try, but that Draco thing may be hard, don't get offended. Draco rox the broom closet with Monikka, remember? ( :

Sakotumii: I am, yes, very crazy. Very.

And that took almost an entire friggin' page. You guys are awesome...

It took everyone a while to clear up all the debris, but that was mainly because Snape was-er, allergic to the wood. That's just his way of saying, "let them struggle, see if I care." I could call him something nasty, but I won't.

Later on everyone went and sat around in the living room, where the chaos that is this tale first began. There came a knock on the door, and Remus said, "Severus, will you answer that?"

"You're kidding, right? Me, answer the door?"

"Severus...."

"It's probably your girlfriend anyway."

"She always Apparates in, remember?" Remus frowned. There was a slight pause. Then he added quickly, "And she isn't my girlfriend."

"I'm sure."

The knocking stopped and there was a POP! as I decided to Apparate into the room instead. Remus rolled his eyes and looked to the ceiling as though pleading for god to strike him down.

"Whatsamatter, Remus?" I asked jovially.

"Well, let me see, first you screw around with my memories, then you post up something very personal," he gritted his teeth. "What do you expect me to do?"

Harry perked up. "She posted something personal?"

"Yeah, she did."

"Online? That means that anyone could read it?" Draco confirmed.

"Yes," Remus continued, now looking curious. "Why?"

"No reason," Harry said, now smirking. "Hey, guys, we have to, er, clean up our room."

"We do?" asked Ron, puzzled. Harry made that face that showed Ron that Harry's talking about something other than cleaning.

"Oh," Ron said significantly, "Clean our room." He winked at Harry. Harry Ron and Draco all ran upstairs to, ahem, clean.

Hermione rolled her eyes. "They must think they're really clever."

Ginny scoffed. "Boys," she muttered.

"Yeah, I guess," shrugged Luna. "Good thing Atrus isn't like that. When he's up to something, he can actually keep it a secret."

"Good for him. Is he ever up to something?" asked Neville.

Luna stared at her blandly. "If I knew that, then he wouldn't be very good at keeping it a secret, now, would he?"

Ginny rolled her eyes. "Yeah, okay, got me there."

"Hey!" I shouted. "Doesn't anyone want to know what I'm here for?"

"Why don't you just tell us?" said Remus weakly. I guess I wear down on his nerves, huh?

"Well, what are you here for?"

I winked slyly. "Wouldn't you like to know?"

I jump into a tirade about something really crazy, thinking that if I run out of ideas, I can always use this conversation as a chapter. Since you're the readers, I can tell you a secret: Unlike Harry, Ron and Draco, I can keep what I'm up to a secret. And I'm up to something, all right. I'm making a diversion so that Harry & Co. can do what they're doing in private....

"What's the address again?" asked Harry. Ron looked it up.

"Why do you get to type again, Potter?" Draco sneered.

"Because you've never touched a computer in your life," laughed Harry. "You can't type, and neither can Ron."

"Found it!" cried Ron. "W-W-W-dot-fanfiction-dot-net."

Harry typed that in the address bar. They were on Hermione's laptop, which she used to check her email, and ran with magic as opposed to electricity.

"Okay," Harry said, "we're in." Ron gave Draco the thumbs up.

"You know, this isn't really a covert operation or anything." Harry said, staring at them.

"We're doing it on a stolen computer," mentioned Draco.

"Well, yeah, that's true..."

"Click search, Harry," suggested Ron.

"Okay," Harry did. Then he typed in "Sincerity Inkwell" under pen name.

Three answers came up:

Sincerity (2)

Inkwells (3)

Sincerity Inkwell (6)

(a/n: I actually am doing this on a separate window so that this story is accurate!)

Harry clicked on "Sincerity". She had two stories, both of them about "Escalflowne".

"The hell....?" Harry yelped, and clicked back. Then he clicked on "Inkwells".

All of that person's stuff was about "Charmed".

Harry shook his head and clicked "Sincerity Inkwell".

Five stories were about Harry Potter. One was about Artemis Fowl.

"Aw, I hate Artemis!" whined Draco. "I'm more evil than he is, but is there a series about me? No, I'm just some pawn in the Harry Potter series!"

"Shut up and stop whining," scoffed Ron. "I'm not moaning."

"Oh, this sounds promising," said Harry, "guys, listen to this!"

They rushed towards Harry.

"Check out this, Random, Indeed."

"Why? I wanted to read the romance about me and Hermione," wailed Draco. The other two stared at him.

"Maybe I should leave," he mumbled, and slowly backed out of the room."

"Well, do you want to find out what Sincerity did that was so terrible?" Harry asked, amused.

Ron nodded, grinning. They began to read Random.

(a/n: If you haven't read that story, go read it! I myself think it's brilliant! Especially when compared to this one- it's serious, but still funny! I love it!)

Meanwhile.....

"You are overreacting!" I spluttered. "It wasn't that bad, you're making a big deal out of things!"

"I'm not overreacting!" Remus yelped. "That was so humiliating...and James, Sirius and Peter saw it all!"

"Well, it couldn't have been any worse than the other times I met you," I sulked. "We were more experienced kissers at this point."

"Stop talking about that!" he insisted. Atrus and Luna had looked up, and Luna wiped some spit off her lips to stare goggle-eyed at Remus, whose ears were pinkening.

"You know, it's really fun to listen to you talk about all the times you went back in time to snog Lupin, but I'm getting bored listening." Snape drawled.

"You mean, you're getting jealous," I pouted. "Just because nobody ever wanted to snog you."

"I've snogged plenty of girls, Ms. Inkwell, but-"

"Yeah, right. Who'd want to snog you?" I teased.

Draco suddenly came running down the stairs. "You guys," he panted, "Harry and Ron are looking up your fanfiction and they're reading Random!"

Lupin looked o embarrassed, but Ginny giggled, and Luna, Atrus, Neville and Hermione looked like it was no big deal.

"We read it last night," said Hermione with a shrug. "Sirius was a git, by the way."

"Yeah, really, if one of my friends snuck up on me..." Atrus shuddered.

"Why would anyone need to sneak up on you?" asked Ginny, exasperated. "You and Luna never go anywhere private!"

"Yes, we do," huffed Luna. "Just not all the time."

Ginny rolled her eyes.

Snape stood. "Well, I'm going to insist that the two get off that site immediately," he said and headed towards the staircase. "They might read something rated R."

Moments later Snape was leading Ron and Harry down the stairs, both looking slightly disappointed- but also triumphant. Draco caught on to it immediately.

"What did you two do?" he demanded.

"Nothing," said Harry, sniggering.

"What?" asked Hermione suspiciously.

They both struggled to contain themselves.

"HA!" cried Ron.

"Since Draco had to snitch, and Snape had to ruin it, we decided to get our revenge!" said Harry gloriously. "Snape and Draco slash! It should be up on Sincerity's stuff soon!"

All the colour drained from Draco's face. Snape's eyes bulged a little as they both figured out what that meant.

"You know?" continued Ron with glee. "FOURTEEN people have her on author alert! Fourteen! This is hysterical!!! I can't wait to see what they'll think of this when it comes out!"

They both collapsed, laughing.

Draco and Snape turned on me.

"Why?" complained Draco.

I shrugged apologetically. "Well, Draco, I like you, and Monikka likes you, but swordsrock thought it would be a good idea to actually write the slash. But as Harry and Ron wrote it, it's not going to be very good- or graphic- slash."

Draco still looked sullen, but can you blame him?

"Anyway," I continued, "I have to go."

"Wait!" Ginny said. "Will you ever post more for 'Random, indeed'?"

I grinned. "If enough people like it, maybe," and then I was POP! gone, to upload Harry and Ron's slash story.

Wow, that sounded wrong. I mean, Draco and Snape's slash story that Harry and Ron wrote.

Stay tuned in for the next few chapters! We will have one for sporks, and then there will be a whole lotta snogging, Harry especially, what with those fanfiction groupies, eh? And to the girls who are furious with me concerning Lupin and "Random, Indeed", maybe I'll have a group of rabid Remus fangirls chase him down. And perhaps we should have a "The many deaths of Bellatrix Lestrange" for my Sirius lovers out there. But that's only a few ideas! I just need basic chapter themes. Send 'em in, people!