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Chapter 2 A man of my own

December 20

Shizaku was happy, except for one thing. She was enjoying the beauty of the world. The happy faces the jolly snowmen the glistening snow the fat birds too lazy to go south for the winter, except for one thing. She was snuggled up in a coat, stocking hat, boots, and snow pants, so she was warm, except for one thing.

Heading towards her house, where her wonderful family and a good friend awaited her, all the love she couldn't want, except for one thing.

"So Sis, ya wanna grab a burga?"

"Sure thing big brother!"

"Awesome!" Katsuya pulled into the drive through and began to order while Shizaku drifted off into her own thoughts, and eventually nodded off.

She was in a ball room, everyone was dressed formally in beautiful long dresses and tuxedos. She looked at her own wardrobe, she was in her regular clothes. She looked around and saw Bakura and Anzu dancing, and the Mai and her big brother, and then Mokuba and Lindsey Lohan, naked, but anyway, she began to feel embarrassed and ashamed of her lack of a partner to dance with. When all of a sudden came a tap on her shoulder.

"Excuse me for interrupting your thoughts, but may I ask what such a lovely young girl is doing by herself?" Inquire a tall dark and handsome gentleman.

"We're here Shizaku. Wake up Sis."

Katsuya gently shook his little sister awake, she was perturbed to have been awoken from such a good dream, but they had been planning on this for a while now, she promised her brother that if he went with her to the mall then she'd go to Yuugi's with him, although she got the better side of the deal because she had wanted to go to Yuugi's anyhow, because there were bound to be other people there. When they walked inside they found that, Yuugi was quite by himself. All alone, Shizaku mentally slapped herself.

"Hi guys! Hi Shizaku, what are you doing here?" The short-one asked.

"I'm here to visit my brother for Christmas."

"Well that's great!"

"Ya, and guess who else came ta visit us." Katsuya commanded.

"Ummmm, Santa Claus?"

"No, Mai!"

"Really? That's great! Our friends are coming for Christmas! YAY!"

About this time both of the Jounouchi siblings had to hold down their lunches.

"Little Yuugi why are you cheering this time?" Atemu said coming down the stairs.

"Shizaku and Mai have come to visit all of us."

"Really?"

"Ya, it's true, so hows it hangin Atemu?"

"A little to the left, how bout you?"

"Pretzel."

"Ah, I see. Um, is she ok?" Atemu asked pointing at the face faulted Shizaku.

"Whats da matta Sis?" Katsuya queried.

Shizaku slowly brought up her hand and pointed at Atemu, "T-t-tu-TWO YUUGIS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Calm down Sis," Katsuya put his hands on her shoulders, "Y'know how Yug always gets taller and cooler and has that sexy, sexy voice when he duels?"

Sniff, "Yea." The red-head mumbled quietly, still upset.

"Well dat was actually da spirit of a 5000 year old Pharaoh livin inside dat big-ass neck charm."

Shizaku: 0.O

"And since we've saved da world soooooooOOOOooo many times, he's gotten more and more of his old power back, so now he can project a solid image of himself from inside da puzzle."

"Oh, ok, so what do I call him?"

The Pharaoh walked up to the young girl with slow, leisurely strides, he took her hand in his and said in his deep voice, "You can call me, Atemu." He said placing a kiss on her hand.

WAH-SMACK!!!!!

"Atemu I don't want ya doin any of ya seduction tricks on Shizaku!"

"Sorry Katsuya, I won't again, but she may already have fallen under my spell, damn you smack hard." The Pharaoh apologized while rubbing his face.

"Um, no I'm not?" Shizaku said confused.

The three boys looked at themselves, "HOORAY!"

Ding-dong

"I'll get it!" Yuugi said running for the door.

"Hi Anzu! Hi Bakura! Hi Ryou! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" Yuugi greeted cheerfully.

Anzu greeted him cheerfully right back, "Hi Yuugi! HIIIIIIIIII!"

Ryou greeted him cheerfully right back, "Hi Yuugi! HIIIIIIIIII!"

Bakura greeted him cheerfully right back, "Got any food midget?"

I SAID, Bakura greeted him CHEERFULLY right back! "And I SAID 'Got any food MIDGET!"

Oh it's so friggin on now dude…

"OUCH! What the?"

Yea that's right that's a karate chop!

"What? What are you doing man?"

Oh ya like that huh well how bout this, SHWA-POW! KYI!

"OUCH! OH MAN MY SPLEEN!"

Guess you'll never mess with the author again huh boy?

"No, I'll be good! I promise!"

Yea you'd better be, bitch.

NOW, Bakura greeted him cheerfully right back, "Hi Yuugi, HIIIIIIIIIIII!"

All of a sudden Malik came down the stairs, "Hey, you fucktards got any food?"

"Yeah, it's in the fridge."

"Thanks Atemu, oh high Katsuya."

"Hey Malik, ya know my sista Shizaku."

Malik quickly scanned her up and down and if his skin had been lighter you would have seen a slight blush, "Hey Shizaku."

Shizaku did the same, except you could see the pink in her cheeks, "Hi, Malik."

"WHOA, WHOA, whoa whoa whoa! Don't you guys see something wrong here?"

"What's that Bakura?" Everyone else in the room asked at once.

"I can't say got any food midget, but he can say got any food f-cktards? WHAT? Oh so your gonna bleep me out you f-g! WHAT?!?! YOU DUMB-SS! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR #& AND THEN I'M GONNA & YOUR &#$ AND $#& IN YOUR $#!##&&$#$#$ WHILE &&$$$ YOUR $## UP THE ##$#!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bakura stopped to breath.

Done?

"Yea."

Good, now eat this.

"JSLOVSKITUYSDSWEBICLEGAEQJMVITUYLPEQWSDFA!" Bakura shut his mouth in surprise.

"How can ya even pronounce dat dude?" Katsuya asked.

Bakura looked at the boy and shrugged, "Beats me."

After a few hours of gratuitous humor unsuited for type, people got bored, and went off to do other things.

"So Yug you wanna come wit me ta da burga joint?"

"Yea sure, but what about Shizaku?"

"Oh I'll just wait here to you get back big bro."

"See Yug, stop worryin' bout stuff ya gonna get a hernia."

A few minutes later, the only ones left being Atemu, Malik, and Shizaku…

Malik spoke up, "I'm bored."

Shizaku spoke up, "Me too."

Atemu spoke up, "I'm horny."

Malike and Shizaku: 0.O

"I think I'm gonna go home, see ya guys."

"Uh, can I get a ride Malik?"

"Sure! But what about Katsuya?"

"I'll call him when I get home, Bye Atemu! Nice to meet you!"

"Nice to meet you even though I've known you for a very long time! See ya Malik."

"Peace."

A few minutes later, again, in Malik's car…

The two sat in silence, occasionally glancing over at one another, getting embarrassed whenever they caught one another.

"So, where exactly do you live Shizaku?"

The girl thought it odd that Malik be friends with Katsuya but not know where his house his, but then she caught on.

"Oh, well if I had a map I'd show you."

"Well, I have a map of Domino in the glove compartment."

Shizaku was taken aback, "Why do you have something like that?"

"I used it when I was new in town and I just never took it out."

Shizaku giggled slightly and took out the map. "His house is right here." She said pointing at the map.

"Where I can't see." Malik said.

Shizaku scooted over slightly onto Malik's seat, "Right here." She said leaning over until their faces were right next to each other.

"Oh, OK." Malik responded, his voice cracking slightly. Shizaku held back a giggle.

Soon the tan sunfire stopped in front of the Jounouchi house, "Here we are." The Egyptian boy stated. Shizaku looked at the sidewalk.

"It looks icy on the sidewalk Malik, could you help me to the door?" she said with a sweet smile.

"Sure."

The two walked arm and arm up to the door. When they got there she turned around and thanked him for the trouble, then she purposefully slipped, right into Malik's arms.

"Oh, um, w- Need to watch your step Shizaku."

"Oh, I guess so." She said looking up into Malik's eyes, those big dreamy eyes. Malik was more than happy to return the favor. Their faces inched closer, and when they were nearly on each other.

Poke.

No, not that kind of poke, you pervert.

Shizaku giggled madly at her little joke.

"Um, why did you poke my nose?" Malik said rubbing it, though mostly to hide the blush.

"Oh, no reason, it's just so cute."

Malik: 0.O

"Thanks Malik!" the red-haired girl said running inside quickly and shutting the door behind her where she could giggle safely. She sighed and spent the rest of the day thinking about her tall, dark, handsome, gentleman.

Author's Notes:

Hope you liked it. Next chapter will be up soon. Until then, read and review.