Chapter 2: Hilde By The Deathscythe!
Hilde got run over by the Deathscythe
Walking through the junk yard Chirstmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Duo,
But as for me and Harold, we believe
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left without her stun gun,
So she stumbled out her door into the hall.
When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were stomp prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' slash marks on her back.
Hilde got run over by the Deathscythe
Walking through the junk yard Chirstmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Duo,
But as for me and Harold, we believe
Now were all so proud of Duo,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' TV,
Drinkin' coke and playin' cards with Q an' me.
It's not Christmas without Hilde.
All the crew's here dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Hilde got run over by the Deathscythe
Walking through the junk yard Chirstmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Duo,
But as for me and Harold, we believe
Dani: Next chapter tomorrow!
Julz: It's Cathrine