Chapter 5: Sally by Nataku!
Sally got run over by Nataku
Cleanin up a shuttle Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as sexist,
But as for me and Duo, we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left without her braids in,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were stomp prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' scorch marks on her back.
Sally got run over by Nataku
Cleanin up a shuttle Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as sexist,
But as for me and Duo, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Wufei,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' TV,
Drinkin' coke and playin' cards with Q an' me.
It's not Christmas without Sally.
All the crew's here dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Sally got run over by Nataku
Cleanin up a shuttle Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as sexist,
But as for me and Duo, we believe.
Dani: Bonus Chapter On New Years!
Julz: You'll never see this comin!