Author: Eruvande Snape
Rating: PG-for a swear word or two and inappropriate use of a spoon.
Title: No More Twinkling
Summary: Have you ever noticed how the Headmaster's eyes are always twinkling in the books and in other Fanfics? Does it completely annoy you? Do you wish for it to stop? I hope you do if you're going to read this.
Harry Potter sat in Dumbledore's office watching the infuriating twinkle in front of him.
"I'm sorry my dear boy, but there is nothing I can do about it." Dumbledore smiled.
Harry wasn't listening anymore though. All he could do was watch the twinkle.
That damnable twinkle. The twinkle was bad. It must go.
"Stop it!" Harry finally shouted.
"Stop what Harry?" Dumbledore was slightly taken aback.
"You're twinkling. I can't stand it." Harry growled.
The twinkle didn't go away though. It just intensified.
"ARG!" Harry lunged over the desk at the Headmaster. They both tumbled to the ground, Harry pinning Dumbledore down.
He took a spoon from his pocket and brought it down to Dumbledore's face.
Smiling sadistically Harry stabbed the spoon into each eye as the Headmaster yelled in pain.
And thus ended the infernal twinkling, and the world was a better place.