Disclaimer: I disclaim absolutely EVERYTHING!! MWAHAHAHAH!!
A/N: Muppets are soo cool, I decided to make them FUNNIER!!plus, I'm hyper..
..::Muppet Show::..
**Drums Play Kermit pops up** It's The Muppet Show! Tonight's Guest is Tim Curry! YAY **Music Starts** "It's time to play the music, It's time to light the lights, It's time to Meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight, It's Time to put on makeup, It's time to dress up right, It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight! **Waldorf: Why do we always have to come here, Statler: I guess we'll never know, Waldorf: It's like a kind of torture Both: To have to watch the show!** Muppets: And now let's get things started, Audience:Why don't we get things started, Kermit: It's time to get things started, Muppets: On the most sensational inspriational celebrational Muppetational, This is what we call the Muppet Show!" Gonzo blows his trumpet and a bird pops out and flies away...
Kermit appears on center stage, "Welcome to the Muppet Show. We've had everything so peachy keen all the time, I wanted to say that from now on, things will be different! Funnier! Even Longer!" Waldorf, "Longer? What's the good part of that?" Statler, "Longer... We can take longer NAPS!" Both laugh "Doh ho ho ho!" Kermit shrugs off their snide comments and gets to the point, "Anyways! We have a great show for you tonight! Our special guest has been in many different movies, especially known for 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' and 'Muppet Treasure Island!' So please make him feel at home when he comes on stage! Now, to start things off right, we have a little song for you!! YAY!" Flailing his arms, Kermit walks off stage as the curtain opens to reveal a scene of Muppets dressed in black and Gonzo comes out on stage in a bright orange costume.. Music starts..
(make a tune in your head..I made the lyrics) Gonzo looks sad, and he sighs as the music gets a little louder, even though it is a soft ballad..
"I may come off as weird, but people, you should know, I'm fully aware, that the act has got to go.. but I slip on something different, in hope for attention, even if they want to be normal...I prefer the TENSION!" Music turns into punk.. "Cause I know what it feels like to be hated, but I never want to feel underappriciated, I dress as unusual as I can and in the winter I could get a tan, all cause I want to be myself not like those normal lame-oes," muppets that were in black run around and some flip into the air.. they all take the black off to reveal several different colors to show they are unique. Gonzo continues with the guitar he grabbed to play, "If they want to be unique, they should try not to feel so meek, In the big wide open world here, You gotta wrestle that fear, don't be afraid to be yourself anytime, just do it now, or pay the crime!" Gonzo runs around and dances with random Muppets, some of the others sing with Gonzo as the ballad becomes soft again, "We may come off as weird, but that's the truth that you all feared..and we will always prevail, we'll even wear shorts...when it starts to HAIL!!" Punk goes on again and everyone leaves the stage except Gonzo who hasn't noticed and is still singing..even while the music stops.. "I could walk upside down for a day, and still feel this way, and while you back me up--" Gonzo looks around and no one's there.. "yeah...when you back me up....thanks guys.. geeze..that's the last time I do an opening song with you!" ::End Scene::
**Backstage chickens are running loose and Gonzo runs after one. Kermit and Tim Curry are having a little chat..**
"..so after the party, it's the hotel lobby?" Kermit asked.. Tim just stared at the wall and nodded his head.. "After the lobby is the ..." Piggy intruded and started to blush.. (pig blush?) "Oh, Kermie," She started as she stared at Tim, "You did not tell MOI you were inviting HIM to our show..." Kermit sighed, "Piggy, you knew well enough he would be here.." Tim looked at Piggy and smiled, "What's the matter? Do you still feel butterflies in your stomach that you had for me when we did the movie 'Muppet Treasure Island?'..."
Piggy laughed nervously and sarcasticly replied, "Of course not! Why would MOI waste time on vou when she has Kermie?" Tim shook his head and laughed as he walked into his dressing room. "Piggy, can I ask you something?" Kermit asked. Piggy did one of her poses thinking Kermit was going to ask something..special.. Piggy replied, "Of course, Kermie!" Kermit shook his head and retorted, "Would you get a grip??" and he walked near the stage as Piggy grunted in disbelief.
**On stage Gonzo shoots himself out of a cannon. Kermit goes on stage as Gonzo appears behind stage looking like he stepped on a land mine.** "Well," Kermit starts, "We have another little song and dance act for you! Hit it GIRLS!! YAY" *Janice, Piggy, and other female Muppets come out on stage with outrageously short skirts on and tank tops. They hear the music and start to sing in a rock kind of musical ballad*
Janice and Piggy, "Hey Guys! Look at us! We are women..no fuss no muss.. We can do what we like, say what we say, we could dress like this everyday! Men come and men will go, I guess it's just the way life flows..but you have got to know.. You better show..some respect or you will be thrown!! Make way for the women, without us you could not survive at all.. Make way for the women, hey! look new sales at the mall!! We pledge our allegience, to make sure we stand strong.. Don't you care that we've got feelings..If you don't then you are wrong! We will stand here.. we have no fear.. you think all we do is laugh and shop--you are wrong --we can even make Kermit HOP! We are powerful..don't forget it.. we could overthrow you men -you'll regret it!" *Dance scene..all the women dance around and Tim Curry is staring at the action on stage as the music stops and the women take bows..*
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*Fozzie goes on stage* "WOKKA WOKKA!THANK YOU AND THANK YOU!! well, I have got a joke for all of you! What do you get when you throw a green rock in the red sea?" Fozzie looks around and Statler and Waldorf say, "Who cares? let's hit the beach! Doh ho ho" Fozzie shakes his head, "NO, you get a wet rock!! WOKKA WOKKA!" Tim Curry comes on stage while Fozzie is still there and applause erupts.. Fozzie bows and naturally thinks the applause is for him, but Tim pats Fozzie on the shoulder and he leaves stage. Tim says his gratitude to the applauding audience and he claps his hands together.
"Well," He began, "I guess you audience are looking forward to seeing what I have in store for you... well.. it starts back in the 80's when I starred in a little movie called, 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show,' and here we have a surprise for you!" He walks behind stage and the curtain opens.. Muppets are cross-dressed and in their underwear. Piggy and Kermit are wearing the only normal clothing as they look around nervously..
Rowlf limps over wearing a butler outfit and starts to sing, (A/N: umm.. tune to The Time Warp)
Rowlf: It's astounding, Time is fleeting, Madness takes its toll. But listen closely
Janice: Not for very much longer
Rowlf:I've got to keep control. I remember, doing the time warp, Drinking those moments when, The blackness would hit me
Janice and Rowlf: And the void would be calling,
Chorus: Let's do the time warp again, Let's do the time warp again,
Gonzo: It's just a jump to the left,
Chorus: And then a step to the right,
Gonzo: With your hands on your hips,
Chorus: You bring your knees in tight, but it's the pelvic thrus, that really drives you insane, Let's do the Time Warp again, Let's do the time warp again..
Janice: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me, so you can't see me, no not at all, In another dimension, With voyeuristic intention, Well secluded, I see all
Rowlf: With a bit of a mind flip
Janice: You're into the time slip
Rowlf: And nothing can ever be the same
Janice: You're spaced out on sensation
Rowlf: Like you're under sedation
Chorus: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Female Rat(friend of Rizzo's): Well I was walking down the street
Just a having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Chorus: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Gonzo: It's just a jump to the left
Chorus: And then a step to the right
Gonzo: With your hands on your hips
Chorus: You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
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*Tim comes out on stage in his Rocky costume and starts to sing "Sweet Transvestite" but then while chorus is going on he quickly changes into a pirate suit and starts to sing "Professional Pirate,"*
Everyone is backstage cleaning up after the show and Tim is in his dressing room in only a robe.. Piggy bursts in and starts to scream, "TIM!!! AAAAHHH I'm SOOO SORRY! I thought this was MY dressing room... I think I need glasses....hehehehe"
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Waldorf wakes Statler up in the balcony, "It's over!" Statler, "really? How'd you find that out?" Waldorf, "Well, I can't hear anymore horribe singing..." Both "Doh ho ho!"
end chap 1
A/N: my first muppets fanfic more to come.. I will organize further shows better than this...
A/N: Muppets are soo cool, I decided to make them FUNNIER!!plus, I'm hyper..
..::Muppet Show::..
**Drums Play Kermit pops up** It's The Muppet Show! Tonight's Guest is Tim Curry! YAY **Music Starts** "It's time to play the music, It's time to light the lights, It's time to Meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight, It's Time to put on makeup, It's time to dress up right, It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight! **Waldorf: Why do we always have to come here, Statler: I guess we'll never know, Waldorf: It's like a kind of torture Both: To have to watch the show!** Muppets: And now let's get things started, Audience:Why don't we get things started, Kermit: It's time to get things started, Muppets: On the most sensational inspriational celebrational Muppetational, This is what we call the Muppet Show!" Gonzo blows his trumpet and a bird pops out and flies away...
Kermit appears on center stage, "Welcome to the Muppet Show. We've had everything so peachy keen all the time, I wanted to say that from now on, things will be different! Funnier! Even Longer!" Waldorf, "Longer? What's the good part of that?" Statler, "Longer... We can take longer NAPS!" Both laugh "Doh ho ho ho!" Kermit shrugs off their snide comments and gets to the point, "Anyways! We have a great show for you tonight! Our special guest has been in many different movies, especially known for 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' and 'Muppet Treasure Island!' So please make him feel at home when he comes on stage! Now, to start things off right, we have a little song for you!! YAY!" Flailing his arms, Kermit walks off stage as the curtain opens to reveal a scene of Muppets dressed in black and Gonzo comes out on stage in a bright orange costume.. Music starts..
(make a tune in your head..I made the lyrics) Gonzo looks sad, and he sighs as the music gets a little louder, even though it is a soft ballad..
"I may come off as weird, but people, you should know, I'm fully aware, that the act has got to go.. but I slip on something different, in hope for attention, even if they want to be normal...I prefer the TENSION!" Music turns into punk.. "Cause I know what it feels like to be hated, but I never want to feel underappriciated, I dress as unusual as I can and in the winter I could get a tan, all cause I want to be myself not like those normal lame-oes," muppets that were in black run around and some flip into the air.. they all take the black off to reveal several different colors to show they are unique. Gonzo continues with the guitar he grabbed to play, "If they want to be unique, they should try not to feel so meek, In the big wide open world here, You gotta wrestle that fear, don't be afraid to be yourself anytime, just do it now, or pay the crime!" Gonzo runs around and dances with random Muppets, some of the others sing with Gonzo as the ballad becomes soft again, "We may come off as weird, but that's the truth that you all feared..and we will always prevail, we'll even wear shorts...when it starts to HAIL!!" Punk goes on again and everyone leaves the stage except Gonzo who hasn't noticed and is still singing..even while the music stops.. "I could walk upside down for a day, and still feel this way, and while you back me up--" Gonzo looks around and no one's there.. "yeah...when you back me up....thanks guys.. geeze..that's the last time I do an opening song with you!" ::End Scene::
**Backstage chickens are running loose and Gonzo runs after one. Kermit and Tim Curry are having a little chat..**
"..so after the party, it's the hotel lobby?" Kermit asked.. Tim just stared at the wall and nodded his head.. "After the lobby is the ..." Piggy intruded and started to blush.. (pig blush?) "Oh, Kermie," She started as she stared at Tim, "You did not tell MOI you were inviting HIM to our show..." Kermit sighed, "Piggy, you knew well enough he would be here.." Tim looked at Piggy and smiled, "What's the matter? Do you still feel butterflies in your stomach that you had for me when we did the movie 'Muppet Treasure Island?'..."
Piggy laughed nervously and sarcasticly replied, "Of course not! Why would MOI waste time on vou when she has Kermie?" Tim shook his head and laughed as he walked into his dressing room. "Piggy, can I ask you something?" Kermit asked. Piggy did one of her poses thinking Kermit was going to ask something..special.. Piggy replied, "Of course, Kermie!" Kermit shook his head and retorted, "Would you get a grip??" and he walked near the stage as Piggy grunted in disbelief.
**On stage Gonzo shoots himself out of a cannon. Kermit goes on stage as Gonzo appears behind stage looking like he stepped on a land mine.** "Well," Kermit starts, "We have another little song and dance act for you! Hit it GIRLS!! YAY" *Janice, Piggy, and other female Muppets come out on stage with outrageously short skirts on and tank tops. They hear the music and start to sing in a rock kind of musical ballad*
Janice and Piggy, "Hey Guys! Look at us! We are women..no fuss no muss.. We can do what we like, say what we say, we could dress like this everyday! Men come and men will go, I guess it's just the way life flows..but you have got to know.. You better show..some respect or you will be thrown!! Make way for the women, without us you could not survive at all.. Make way for the women, hey! look new sales at the mall!! We pledge our allegience, to make sure we stand strong.. Don't you care that we've got feelings..If you don't then you are wrong! We will stand here.. we have no fear.. you think all we do is laugh and shop--you are wrong --we can even make Kermit HOP! We are powerful..don't forget it.. we could overthrow you men -you'll regret it!" *Dance scene..all the women dance around and Tim Curry is staring at the action on stage as the music stops and the women take bows..*
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*Fozzie goes on stage* "WOKKA WOKKA!THANK YOU AND THANK YOU!! well, I have got a joke for all of you! What do you get when you throw a green rock in the red sea?" Fozzie looks around and Statler and Waldorf say, "Who cares? let's hit the beach! Doh ho ho" Fozzie shakes his head, "NO, you get a wet rock!! WOKKA WOKKA!" Tim Curry comes on stage while Fozzie is still there and applause erupts.. Fozzie bows and naturally thinks the applause is for him, but Tim pats Fozzie on the shoulder and he leaves stage. Tim says his gratitude to the applauding audience and he claps his hands together.
"Well," He began, "I guess you audience are looking forward to seeing what I have in store for you... well.. it starts back in the 80's when I starred in a little movie called, 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show,' and here we have a surprise for you!" He walks behind stage and the curtain opens.. Muppets are cross-dressed and in their underwear. Piggy and Kermit are wearing the only normal clothing as they look around nervously..
Rowlf limps over wearing a butler outfit and starts to sing, (A/N: umm.. tune to The Time Warp)
Rowlf: It's astounding, Time is fleeting, Madness takes its toll. But listen closely
Janice: Not for very much longer
Rowlf:I've got to keep control. I remember, doing the time warp, Drinking those moments when, The blackness would hit me
Janice and Rowlf: And the void would be calling,
Chorus: Let's do the time warp again, Let's do the time warp again,
Gonzo: It's just a jump to the left,
Chorus: And then a step to the right,
Gonzo: With your hands on your hips,
Chorus: You bring your knees in tight, but it's the pelvic thrus, that really drives you insane, Let's do the Time Warp again, Let's do the time warp again..
Janice: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me, so you can't see me, no not at all, In another dimension, With voyeuristic intention, Well secluded, I see all
Rowlf: With a bit of a mind flip
Janice: You're into the time slip
Rowlf: And nothing can ever be the same
Janice: You're spaced out on sensation
Rowlf: Like you're under sedation
Chorus: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Female Rat(friend of Rizzo's): Well I was walking down the street
Just a having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Chorus: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Gonzo: It's just a jump to the left
Chorus: And then a step to the right
Gonzo: With your hands on your hips
Chorus: You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
........................................................................................
*Tim comes out on stage in his Rocky costume and starts to sing "Sweet Transvestite" but then while chorus is going on he quickly changes into a pirate suit and starts to sing "Professional Pirate,"*
Everyone is backstage cleaning up after the show and Tim is in his dressing room in only a robe.. Piggy bursts in and starts to scream, "TIM!!! AAAAHHH I'm SOOO SORRY! I thought this was MY dressing room... I think I need glasses....hehehehe"
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Waldorf wakes Statler up in the balcony, "It's over!" Statler, "really? How'd you find that out?" Waldorf, "Well, I can't hear anymore horribe singing..." Both "Doh ho ho!"
end chap 1
A/N: my first muppets fanfic more to come.. I will organize further shows better than this...