Diclaimer: I don't own anything..but I wish I owned the guest star this chapter..
A/N: This chap is inspired by CHARLOTTE!!! *Waves at Charlotte*
::..Muppet Show..:: *Kermit pops up* "It's the muppet show with our special guest star, ALAN RICKMAN!! YAAAAAAAYY!!" **Song starts** "It's time to play the music, It's time to light the lights, It's time to Meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight, It's Time to put on makeup, It's time to dress up right, It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight! **Waldorf: Why do we always have to come here, Statler: I guess we'll never know, Waldorf: It's like a kind of torture Both: To have to watch the show!** Muppets: And now let's get things started, Audience:Why don't we get things started, Kermit: It's time to get things started, Muppets: On the most sensational inspriational celebrational Muppetational, This is what we call the Muppet Show!" Gonzo blows his trumpet and Pepe flies out of it...
Kermit appears on center stage, "Welcome to The Muppet Show! Once again, this is one awesome show tonight as Alan Rickman is here! He has played in so many movies such as Harry Potter,Dogma, and Truly, Madly, Deeply. Tonight will be one special night filled with fun and-" Waldorf, "What's so special about the show tonight, Statler? I couldn't hear the frog.." Statler, "I think it's going to be special because they actually figured no one likes it and they will end it early!" Both Laugh "DOH HO HO" "Umm..." Kermit continued, "Anyways, let's start the show!"
The curtain opened to reveal a classroom type scene.. Alan walks out in back of his desk in his Severus Snape costume and Muppets are running wild.. Alan yells, "SIT DOWN!" Muppets immediately sit in their seats. Alan tells everyone to open their books to page 45. "Kermie Hopper, will you please read for us?" Alan demanded. Kermit opened his book and began reading. When he was done reading the paragraph, Gonzo Longnose started to fly out of his seat, "WAHOO!.. hehe I always wonder why horrible things always happen to me, but this is fun!" He declared. "Kermie Hopper and his stupid fly-shaped scar!" Fozzie Malfoy and his slicked back fur appeared and Alan sighed. "EVERYONE SIT-" Alan started but was knocked over by Herpiggy Granger who was running away from the flying Gonzo Longnose. Alan was infuriated, "EVERYONE SIT DOWN OR ELSE-" Sweetums entered the scene wearing a very long beard and half-moon spectacles. "Fifty points to Gryffinbear for knocking Snape over!" He yelled happily.
Kermie Hopper was looking out to the audience and laughing. "Well, I guess that means class is over" Gonzo said. Everyone who was still sitting got up and started to trash the 'classroom' and started to chant "We can do whatever we want, we can do whatever we want, we can do whatever we want cause we are Muppet wizards and witches!" Alan ran off stage screaming in terror, and Herpiggy Granger was talking about not finishing her work to Floyd dressed up like Ron Weasley.
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Back stage, Alan is back into his regular clothing and is readnig the script for the night's show. Piggy and Janice enter backstage and start to swoon over Alan. "He is like, so totally CUTE!" Janice quietly said to Piggy. "I know, I can't wait to talk to him!" Piggy whispered a reply.
Kermit appears onstage and audience claps. Kermit, "Well, I know the begining of the show was a little out of order, but we do have some nice things comming up! Now, for those of you Alan Rickman fans out there, we have a special surprise for you near the end of the show.. But for now, let's just continue on!"
*Curtain opens to unveil Rowlf sitting by a piano playing a little tune and out walks Sam The Eagle*
"Rowlf," he started, "Why are you playing the piano on the stage when everyone is really interested in seeing the guest star tonight!?"
Rowlf stops playing and looks up at Sam, "Sam, you are ONE mean eagle. I think you should calm down before you get your feathers ruffled up! Or you may even start to molt!..In fact, why don't you sing along with me? It'll be fun c'mon"
**Nice snappy tune starts and Rowlf sings as Sam just stands there shaking his head in emberassment**
Rowlf, "Oh, take a break from everyday. Just relax, it'll be ok. Take the time to sing like I do, and you'll feel so great. Just sing whatever comes to mind, don't worry if you fall behind. Just sing along, to this here song, and you'll be feeling so great. *speaks* So come on now Sam, sing!"
Sam sings, "Oh, I don't want to relax at all, This boring, but to you it's a ball. Singing with you is so unlike me, someone save me, someone save me!"
**Random Muppets come on stage and sing with Rowlf** All withuot Sam, "Oh take a break from everyday, just relax it'll be ok. Take the time to sing along, just try it out, to sing this song! LA la la la la la la la la la la doo dee doo da.. Just sing along to this here song, and sooner or later, nothing will seem wrong!"
**Sam shakes his head** Sam yells, "YOU ARE ALL WEIRDOS!" **End song**
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**backstage again** Alan is sitting in a big couch reading 'Great Expectations' when Miss Piggy enters swooning over him.
"Oooh... Mr. Rickman!" She walks over to him, he places his book on the table and shakes her hand.
Piggy, "Nice to meet vou.."
Alan, "You're french?"
Piggy, "umm.. Oui! Very much! I speak it fluently.."
Alan, "Vous parlez français ?" (A/N: means You speak french?)
Piggy, "Umm.... I'd love to! Where is the party?"
Alan, "What Party? I asked if you spoke French.."
Piggy, "Yes, well, I couldn't understand because you spoke to fast.. he..ehehe.."
Alan, "....sure...well, I need to get ready for my big number.. So, catch you later.."
Piggy, "I DO SPEAK FRENCH YOU KNOW!!"
Alan, "Please don't get steamed, I don't think anyone's hungry yet.."
Piggy runs to her dressing room grunting.
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**Kermit walks on stage looking in a good mood**
"YAY! We have finally reached the next to last performance for the night. Gonzo will be comming out on stage to shoot himself out of a cannon--" Gonzo comes out on stage looking like he blew himself up..
"Umm," he started nervously, "I don't think that's possible tonight, Kermit."
Kermit was afraid to ask, "Why, Gonzo...?"
Gonzo, "Umm.. because I accidently blew up half the room backstage..and my cannon was there.. now there is a big hole in the floor..But that's ok, at least people don't need to wait for the elevator to go to the basement..hehe"
Kermit, "Well, then... The last performance.. BRING THE SHOW!!!"
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**Alan Rickman comes out on stage in his black suit. He smiles as musoc starts..**
"Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
And rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers and me."
**All muppets come on stage and start singing as the music changes**
Alan & Muppets, "Pretty day
Sunny sky
Lovely pictures
Dance in your eyes
It all seems so right
It all seems so rare
Summer soft
Sudden breeze
Watch the wind
Play tag in the trees
The world is so bright
So perfectly fair"
**more changes in tune of song*
All, "If just one person believes in you,
Deep enough, and strong enough, believes in you...
Hard enough, and long enough,
It stands to reason, that someone else will think
"If he can do it, I can do it."
**more changes Rainbow Connection picks up from where left off**
All smile and dance around, then sing, "Who said that every wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it,
And look what it's done so far.
What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing
And what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
All of us under its spell,
We know that it's probably magic...
... Have you been half asleep? And have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name.
... Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors?
The voice might be one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
It's something that I'm s'posed to be...
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
Laa, da daa dee da daa daa,
La laa la la laa dee daa doo..."
**Alan bows along with the other muppets**
**End theme comes on**
Statler, "That's it?"
Waldorf, "Why, are you dissapointed?"
Statler, "No, I'm just making sure I wasn't seeing things when the credits came on!"
Both, "DOH HO HO!"
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A/N: This chap is inspired by CHARLOTTE!!! *Waves at Charlotte*
::..Muppet Show..:: *Kermit pops up* "It's the muppet show with our special guest star, ALAN RICKMAN!! YAAAAAAAYY!!" **Song starts** "It's time to play the music, It's time to light the lights, It's time to Meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight, It's Time to put on makeup, It's time to dress up right, It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight! **Waldorf: Why do we always have to come here, Statler: I guess we'll never know, Waldorf: It's like a kind of torture Both: To have to watch the show!** Muppets: And now let's get things started, Audience:Why don't we get things started, Kermit: It's time to get things started, Muppets: On the most sensational inspriational celebrational Muppetational, This is what we call the Muppet Show!" Gonzo blows his trumpet and Pepe flies out of it...
Kermit appears on center stage, "Welcome to The Muppet Show! Once again, this is one awesome show tonight as Alan Rickman is here! He has played in so many movies such as Harry Potter,Dogma, and Truly, Madly, Deeply. Tonight will be one special night filled with fun and-" Waldorf, "What's so special about the show tonight, Statler? I couldn't hear the frog.." Statler, "I think it's going to be special because they actually figured no one likes it and they will end it early!" Both Laugh "DOH HO HO" "Umm..." Kermit continued, "Anyways, let's start the show!"
The curtain opened to reveal a classroom type scene.. Alan walks out in back of his desk in his Severus Snape costume and Muppets are running wild.. Alan yells, "SIT DOWN!" Muppets immediately sit in their seats. Alan tells everyone to open their books to page 45. "Kermie Hopper, will you please read for us?" Alan demanded. Kermit opened his book and began reading. When he was done reading the paragraph, Gonzo Longnose started to fly out of his seat, "WAHOO!.. hehe I always wonder why horrible things always happen to me, but this is fun!" He declared. "Kermie Hopper and his stupid fly-shaped scar!" Fozzie Malfoy and his slicked back fur appeared and Alan sighed. "EVERYONE SIT-" Alan started but was knocked over by Herpiggy Granger who was running away from the flying Gonzo Longnose. Alan was infuriated, "EVERYONE SIT DOWN OR ELSE-" Sweetums entered the scene wearing a very long beard and half-moon spectacles. "Fifty points to Gryffinbear for knocking Snape over!" He yelled happily.
Kermie Hopper was looking out to the audience and laughing. "Well, I guess that means class is over" Gonzo said. Everyone who was still sitting got up and started to trash the 'classroom' and started to chant "We can do whatever we want, we can do whatever we want, we can do whatever we want cause we are Muppet wizards and witches!" Alan ran off stage screaming in terror, and Herpiggy Granger was talking about not finishing her work to Floyd dressed up like Ron Weasley.
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Back stage, Alan is back into his regular clothing and is readnig the script for the night's show. Piggy and Janice enter backstage and start to swoon over Alan. "He is like, so totally CUTE!" Janice quietly said to Piggy. "I know, I can't wait to talk to him!" Piggy whispered a reply.
Kermit appears onstage and audience claps. Kermit, "Well, I know the begining of the show was a little out of order, but we do have some nice things comming up! Now, for those of you Alan Rickman fans out there, we have a special surprise for you near the end of the show.. But for now, let's just continue on!"
*Curtain opens to unveil Rowlf sitting by a piano playing a little tune and out walks Sam The Eagle*
"Rowlf," he started, "Why are you playing the piano on the stage when everyone is really interested in seeing the guest star tonight!?"
Rowlf stops playing and looks up at Sam, "Sam, you are ONE mean eagle. I think you should calm down before you get your feathers ruffled up! Or you may even start to molt!..In fact, why don't you sing along with me? It'll be fun c'mon"
**Nice snappy tune starts and Rowlf sings as Sam just stands there shaking his head in emberassment**
Rowlf, "Oh, take a break from everyday. Just relax, it'll be ok. Take the time to sing like I do, and you'll feel so great. Just sing whatever comes to mind, don't worry if you fall behind. Just sing along, to this here song, and you'll be feeling so great. *speaks* So come on now Sam, sing!"
Sam sings, "Oh, I don't want to relax at all, This boring, but to you it's a ball. Singing with you is so unlike me, someone save me, someone save me!"
**Random Muppets come on stage and sing with Rowlf** All withuot Sam, "Oh take a break from everyday, just relax it'll be ok. Take the time to sing along, just try it out, to sing this song! LA la la la la la la la la la la doo dee doo da.. Just sing along to this here song, and sooner or later, nothing will seem wrong!"
**Sam shakes his head** Sam yells, "YOU ARE ALL WEIRDOS!" **End song**
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**backstage again** Alan is sitting in a big couch reading 'Great Expectations' when Miss Piggy enters swooning over him.
"Oooh... Mr. Rickman!" She walks over to him, he places his book on the table and shakes her hand.
Piggy, "Nice to meet vou.."
Alan, "You're french?"
Piggy, "umm.. Oui! Very much! I speak it fluently.."
Alan, "Vous parlez français ?" (A/N: means You speak french?)
Piggy, "Umm.... I'd love to! Where is the party?"
Alan, "What Party? I asked if you spoke French.."
Piggy, "Yes, well, I couldn't understand because you spoke to fast.. he..ehehe.."
Alan, "....sure...well, I need to get ready for my big number.. So, catch you later.."
Piggy, "I DO SPEAK FRENCH YOU KNOW!!"
Alan, "Please don't get steamed, I don't think anyone's hungry yet.."
Piggy runs to her dressing room grunting.
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**Kermit walks on stage looking in a good mood**
"YAY! We have finally reached the next to last performance for the night. Gonzo will be comming out on stage to shoot himself out of a cannon--" Gonzo comes out on stage looking like he blew himself up..
"Umm," he started nervously, "I don't think that's possible tonight, Kermit."
Kermit was afraid to ask, "Why, Gonzo...?"
Gonzo, "Umm.. because I accidently blew up half the room backstage..and my cannon was there.. now there is a big hole in the floor..But that's ok, at least people don't need to wait for the elevator to go to the basement..hehe"
Kermit, "Well, then... The last performance.. BRING THE SHOW!!!"
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**Alan Rickman comes out on stage in his black suit. He smiles as musoc starts..**
"Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
And rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers and me."
**All muppets come on stage and start singing as the music changes**
Alan & Muppets, "Pretty day
Sunny sky
Lovely pictures
Dance in your eyes
It all seems so right
It all seems so rare
Summer soft
Sudden breeze
Watch the wind
Play tag in the trees
The world is so bright
So perfectly fair"
**more changes in tune of song*
All, "If just one person believes in you,
Deep enough, and strong enough, believes in you...
Hard enough, and long enough,
It stands to reason, that someone else will think
"If he can do it, I can do it."
**more changes Rainbow Connection picks up from where left off**
All smile and dance around, then sing, "Who said that every wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it,
And look what it's done so far.
What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing
And what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
All of us under its spell,
We know that it's probably magic...
... Have you been half asleep? And have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name.
... Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors?
The voice might be one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
It's something that I'm s'posed to be...
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
Laa, da daa dee da daa daa,
La laa la la laa dee daa doo..."
**Alan bows along with the other muppets**
**End theme comes on**
Statler, "That's it?"
Waldorf, "Why, are you dissapointed?"
Statler, "No, I'm just making sure I wasn't seeing things when the credits came on!"
Both, "DOH HO HO!"
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