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A/N: Thanks for all the lovely reviewers! I appreciate this! Actually, I wasn't thinking about pairing Sasuke and Naruto or any other pairings since they are girls you know...it loses its yaoi effects...anyways, enjoy!!!
(Words) = actions Italicized Sentences = Thoughts
Kakashi's Angels by Takeshi-Chan
Chapter 2- Femininity School Begins
Sakura walked ahead while Kakashi and his two now female students walked behind.
Sakura was singing merrily and Kakashi was grinning at how the situation turned out.
Naruto had his arms crossed behind his head and Sasuke had his hands shoved in his pockets.
"Ano...I think we need to get our clothes..." Naruto started.
Sasuke nodded quickly. "Yes...clothes..."
"I'll take care of that!" Kakashi winked with his right eye and disappeared in a gust of smoke.
"Damn him..." Sasuke cussed under his breath.
Sakura turned around with her arms behind her and continued walking backwards, "Now, now! Let sensei take care of that! I'll give you some femininity lessons at my house so you guys can finally learn how it feels like to be a girl!"
"Sure! If Sasuke says it's a piece of cake, then surely we can beat this!" Naruto yelled out with his fist in the air.
"First of all...you guys have to learn how to walk" Sakura smirked.
"What are you talking about? We know how to walk" Sasuke raised one of his eyebrows.
"No, no! Look at yourselves! Naruto has his arms behind his head and you have your hands in your pockets! You have to have your arms hang by your side and walk slowly. When you walk, you need to cross them. Let your right leg go in front of you and then cross your left leg in front of the right." Sakura explained as she showed them how to walk.
"What the...Can't we just walk normally?" Naruto whined after he tried to walk several times and ended up falling.
"OW!!" Sasuke yelled as he fell down.
"Here's another problem...when you get hurt, you don't say ow. You say itte, it's more ladylike."
Sasuke grunted and mumbled, "Itte..."
"You guys have to master this here because I will examine you two on how you guys walk from here and back to my house!" Sakura snapped.
Naruto and Sasuke continued to practice their ladylike walk, but it seemed like they weren't progressing at all.
Sakura sighed and said, "Forget it...we have lots of time to practice this...I can still teach you stuff along the way."
Naruto fell to the ground the last time and yelled out, "ITTE!!" Then he gave Sasuke a look that said, "Please help me up...Be a nice pal..."
Sasuke noticed the look and shouted, "You can get your ass up yourself!" Sasuke turned around and walked towards Sakura, only to fall down too.
Naruto laughed at him, "Hahaha!! You think you're all that and then you fall down after 5 steps!! HAHA!!"
"Not like you who fall after 2 steps!!!"
Naruto was silent when he heard this. He got up slowly and sighed.
"Now don't fight like that! That's not ladylike! Now let's get going!" Sakura ordered.
"Hai..."
A group of kids were playing nearby and ran in the direction of the trio.
"Haha! You can't catch me! I am the greatest ninja ev-" one of the kids bumped into Sasuke and the rest crashed after the kid suddenly halted, causing Sasuke to grab Naruto's arm and brought him down with him.
Sasuke and Naruto pushed them off and shouted, "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU LITTLE BRATS!"
The kids immediately got up and said, "I'm sorry miss! We didn't mean to!!"
"Miss...?" Sasuke gave them a death glare and continued, "CALL US MISTER!!"
The kids got frightened at Naruto's and Sasuke's death glares and ran away, yelling, "MAMA!!!!!!!"
"Serves them right!" Naruto crossed his arms and his head was high up in the air.
"BAKAS!" Sakura bonked them on the head.
"What did we wrong?" Sasuke turned around to the steaming Sakura.
"You scared them away like guys! Right now you are girls and girls just get up and accept their apologies. The rules are forgive and forget!" Sakura clenched her fists.
"But they're the ones who star-" Naruto started to whine, but Sakura cut him off by saying, "NO BUTS! Next time you see them, you have to apologize to them okay!?"
"Hai..." They said obediently.
"Now let's continue!" Sakura turned around.
"Boy is she grumpy..." Naruto mumbled.
===Kakashi===
Kakashi walked down the streets of Konoha, leading to the stores.
"Well...they can't go around dressing like guys...they probably think I'll be at their house getting their clothes, and boy are they ever wrong!" Kakashi chuckled.
"I'll buy them new clothes as a present! Now...I need someone to accompany me!" Kakashi began to search around for someone he knew.
Apparently at the right time, Iruka was shopping at a supermarket and barely came out, just to be greeted rapidly by Kakashi.
"Iruka! Right timing!" Kakashi grinned.
"What? Something wrong?"
"No, no! Actually...I'm supposed to be shopping for two girls!"
"Two girls? Anko, Kurenai, or Sakura?"
"No, no! Hehe...Let me tell you the story!" Kakashi told the story to Iruka and by the time he finished, he asked, "You see...I need to get someone to accompany me to these stores...and you're perfect for it! You will go with me right?"
"Umm...Kakashi...I need to the students' papers! I have to...uhh...go!!"
"Thanks for accepting!" Kakashi grabbed Iruka's arm and ran to the nearest store.
"Let's see...something that will match their clothes...Blue and white for Sasuke...Orange for Naruto!" Kakashi began to search for the right clothes.
"Ah-ha!! How about these!?" Kakashi smirked evilly.
He held up a blue low V cut shirt with short sleeves and a white mini skirt with a red belt.
"Isn't that...too revealing?"
"That's what makes this fun!" Kakashi smiled.
"I don't know..."
"Isn't it good?" Kakashi held the clothes up to his body, as if he was trying on the clothes himself.
"I don't...know Kakashi!! Hurry up!! People are staring at us!" Iruka blushed.
Girls started whispering, "Oh my god...what are they doing!" "I don't know..."
"Oh well...This is good enough!" Kakashi smiled and began to look for orange clothes.
"I think you'll torture them...what if they try to get their revenge on you?"
"Don't worry. After all, I am stronger than them!"
"Hm...Orange...orange...Ah-ha! This one!" Kakashi showed Iruka.
Iruka slapped his forehead and said, "Too sexy...but it's your choice..."
Kakashi looked at the orange strapless dress that would probably be higher than Naruto's knees and a small diamond-shaped cut was made in the middle of the chest area. (Takeshi: Um...around the girls' chest area...you know...;)
Kakashi blushed and laughed, "Oh man...are they gonna be surprised!"
"Can we go now?"
"No...we still need to get some shoes!" Kakashi grabbed Iruka's arm once again and headed for the shoe store that was in front of the clothes store they were just in.
"And how are you going to choose the shoes?" Iruka scratched his head.
Kakashi was looking at a beautiful pair of red shoes and turned around with an evil face. "Irukaaaaa...."
"What's with your face?" Sweat was pouring down his face and hoped Kakashi wasn't thinking of what he thought he was thinking.
"Hehehe" Kakashi continued to stare at Iruka with an evil face.
"No wait Kakashi! Maybe there's another way!"
"Nope! You're not getting out of this one easily!"
===Minutes Later===
"Come on Iruka! Walk!" Kakashi sat lazily on the couch while Iruka tried on the red high heels.
"No..."
"Come on! I want to see how it looks!"
"No..."
"Well...I could tell your students that you're a cross dresser!"
"Okay!" Iruka got up quickly and walked around.
Kakashi whistled, "Wow...you're a professional in walking like a girl!"
"Okay...Just get these shoes and let's go!"
"Not until you try on these blue ones!"
"This is the last time!"
"Okay" Kakashi smirked.
Iruka walked around in the blue high heels.
"Perfect! Let's go back to Sakura's house!" Kakashi paid the cashier.
"Finally done...I'm going home..." Iruka tried to walk in the opposite direction.
"Nope! You're coming with me!" Kakashi held the back of his vest.
===Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto in the Haruno's Household===
Sasuke sat on the couch, sitting in guy style, with his legs left open.
"Sasuke-kun! You can't sit like that! That's very abnormal for girls to sit like that!" Sakura had her hands on her waist.
"Then how do you want me to sit? With my legs closed?"
"Exactly!"
"How am I going to have room for my thingy?"
"Thingy...?"
"Yeah...You know!" Sasuke looked down.
"For your information Sasuke, you apparently don't have one right now" Naruto walked in the living room.
"Okay...I see"
"Now you have to sit with your legs crossed." Sakura demonstrated the sitting position.
"That will cramp my style..." Sasuke mumbled.
"Well, you have to learn!"
Naruto sat down next to Sasuke and crossed his legs like a professional.
"Like this Sasuke!" Naruto joked around.
Sasuke crossed his legs and tried to hold on.
"Sasuke-kun...you look like you're struggling..." Sakura looked at his legs.
"No I'm not...I said it was a piece of cake and it is..."
"I'm going to make some ramen...I'm starving..." Naruto got up and headed to the kitchen.
"Naruto!" Sakura shouted.
Naruto turned around and looked at Sakura. "Nani?"
"I'll cook for you guys!" Sakura got up and signaled Naruto to sit next to Sasuke.
Sakura made fried rice, chicken noodles soup, and salad with ranch dressing.
"Come and eat!!!"
They walked into the dining room and sat down.
Naruto sat down Indian style, while Sasuke had one leg on the chair next to him.
Naruto began eating the food noisily and chewed with his mouth open. Sasuke drank his soup without a spoon and slurped loudly. Sakura looked at them with disgust.
"HEY!" Sakura snapped.
Naruto and Sasuke looked up from their bowl.
"You guys shouldn't be eating like that!!" Sakura slammed her hands on the table.
"What's wrong with this Sakura-chan? It's normal!" Naruto finished chewing the celery he had in his mouth.
"Girls don't eat like that!! Put everything down and stop chewing!!!"
Sasuke put his bowl of soup back in the same position it was before he picked it up and Naruto lifted his head from the plate.
"First of all...Sasuke-kun you have to put your leg down from that chair and Naruto you can't be sitting Indian style. Both legs on the ground NOW!"
They quickly put their legs down and a soft THUMP could be heard.
"Now...as you can see...I have forks and spoons on your right. Please listen carefully..."
"Geez...We're not kids..." Sasuke thought.
"The fork is for you salad and the spoon are for the soup and rice! Sit up straight!"
"Hai..."
"Now you must sit up straight while eating. So you must bring the utensil up to your mouth while crossing your legs."
"Nani!? That's difficult!" Naruto whined.
"Just do it!"
"Hai..."
They ate in silent, but you can tell that they were trying very hard to sit up straight and have the utensil up to their mouth.
When they got to drinking soup, they were slurping.
"You can't slurp!! No sounds! Drink nicely!"
They sighed and tried to drink it softly.
"Good, good! I should start carrying around a ruler!" Sakura smiled.
They finally finished eating and dumped their dishes in the sink.
"AHEM!" Sakura coughed loudly.
"Now what?" Sasuke said annoyed with how many things girls had to do.
"Wash the dishes. Wash your own!" Sakura looked at them.
"Fine..."
They washed it in silence and they began to realize that this was tough. How long can they keep this up?
"Hm...when is Kakashi-sensei coming?" Sakura sat on the couch.
===Kakashi and Iruka===
"We'll surprise them!" Kakashi laughed and couldn't wait for them to show him their priceless expressions.
"They'll try to get revenge..."
"They won't. After all, they will get use to it."
They walked up to the Haruno's porch and stood in front of the door.
"Ready Iruka?"
Iruka took a deep breath and mumbled a ready.
"Ready or not, here we go!"
Kakashi rang the doorbell and you could hear a muffled reply from Sakura saying, "Coming"
"The ride begins...now..." Kakashi said as the door began to creak open slowly...
TBC
Hope you liked this chapter! I enjoyed it too! I'm sorry for late updates in the future since school started. I will try to write when I have time but I don't want my grades falling you see...grades privileges gone for me...hehe....I'm asking guys if they want to be part of the female Naruto and female Sasuke fan clubs! I will be adding your characters! Please tell me who you want, looks, personality, dislike, and whatever you want me to add in. I will choose a couple of people...so please don't hunt me down if I don't choose you!!! I might add you all in a couple of chapters!!! Leave your detail information IN a REVIEW! Heh...Oh yeah...you MUST be able to laugh at yourself! Seriously...
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