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A/N: Thanks for all your reviews! Sorry for the late update, but my schedule is going insane since my classes are just giving me more and more homework plus class work!! Gomen nasai!! Please read the ending! Anyways, enjoy!!
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"We'll surprise them!" Kakashi laughed and couldn't wait for them to show him their priceless expressions.
"They'll try to get revenge..."
"They won't. After all, they will get use to it."
They walked up to the Haruno's porch and stood in front of the door.
"Ready Iruka?"
Iruka took a deep breath and mumbled a ready.
"Ready or not, here we go!"
Kakashi rang the doorbell and you could hear a muffled reply from Sakura saying, "Coming"
"The ride begins...now..." Kakashi said as the door began to creak open slowly...
Kakashi's Angels by Takeshi-Chan
Chapter 3 – Outfits and undergarments
"Sakura-chan!" Kakashi smiled and gave her a peace sign. Kakashi began adding chan at the end of every girl's name for some reason.
"Kakashi-sensei!! I thought you would never arrive!!" Sakura sighed in relief and her shoulders dropped. "By the way...how can it take that long to get some clothes from their house?"
"Thanks for asking Sakura-chan..." Sakura could that Kakashi smirked evilly behind that mask, "I had some help from Iruka," Kakashi pulled Iruka near the door since he saw that Iruka was ready to run away, "we did a little shopping since they are now girls."
"You went through all that trouble?! I appreciate it!" Sakura wrapped her smooth pale arms around Kakashi's neck and hugged him tight.
"Hey...that's what a sensei is here for! We are here to help our students when they are in need!" Kakashi tickled Sakura so she can soften her tightening arms from his neck.
"Come in Kakashi-sensei, Iruka-sensei!" Sakura wiped her tears away that were forming at the edge of her eyes and signaled them to go inside her house.
"Say...Sakura...where are your parents?" Iruka walked into the house which seemed to be empty except the exceptions of Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura.
"They're gonna be gone for awhile...since the hokage called them for an important mission that will last up to a month or two..." Sakura silently locked the doors and her tone seemed to be saddened.
"Are you okay...?" Iruka noticed her dramatic change when he asked her that.
"It's all good! So, it's basically like they're on vacation!" Sakura turned around and flashed Iruka a smile.
"I wonder what's going on..." Iruka simply nodded and continued to the living room. Sakura sighed and followed Iruka.
"Konnichiwa Naruto-chan, Sasuke-chan!" Kakashi smiled and waved at them with one hand while the other behind his back, which held the clothes and shoes in a bag.
When they looked up- No, it wasn't just a simple look...it was a DEATH glare to be exact and they went back to the same position they were in...crossed legs and arms and continued to stare at the wall.
Kakashi looked around the living room. This was actually his first time in Sakura's house. The living room was quite large and the walls were painted nicely with a light blue color. It had a nice small metal coffee table near the windows, and the cherry blossom curtains were pulled back, which allowed anyone to see the beautiful view of Konoha. There were two-seated couches, and one armchair at Kakashi's left. In front of Naruto and Sasuke was another coffee table, but this time it was glass. A television stood in front of the coffee table and pictures of the Haruno's family members were placed on top.
"Kakashi..." Iruka nudged Kakashi.
"What?" Kakashi said quickly after observing the room.
"It's so...quiet...just give them the outfit ...this place doesn't have a nice atmosphere since they look quite irritated" Iruka looked at Naruto's and Sasuke's angry faces.
"Aw...cheer up! I got you your garments!" Kakashi tried to improve the mood.
They stood up from their position and stuck out their hands. "Here you go! Don't look at them until you go upstairs!" Kakashi handed each one a plastic bag.
They looked at each other's eyes with a perplexing face, asking one another what he meant by that, but ignored him and went upstairs.
"I hope they like it!" Kakashi smirked under his mask.
---2 minutes later---
THUMP, THUMP, THUMP!!
You can hear rushing footsteps come down the stairs hurriedly.
Kakashi and Iruka, who were sitting on one of the two-seated couches, looked up. Kakashi, who had his favorite book in one hand, laughed and went back to his reading. Meanwhile, Iruka was nervously pinching himself from fear that Kakashi would include him in this little prank that they played on him.
"What their problem running down the stairs in such a quick pace?" Sakura wondered immensely.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!!!" two flushed faces appeared.
"Nani?" Kakashi said teasingly even though he knew what they were thinking.
"You don't expect us to wear this piece of crap, do you!?" they yelled and held up their outfits.
"Of course! You two are now finally girls!" Kakashi continued to read from his book.
"You just stressed the word 'finally' Kakashi-sensei! What do you mean by that!?" Naruto pointed furiously at the copy ninja.
"I meant I always thought that you guys were girls!" Kakashi smiled at them.
Naruto and Sasuke would have challenged Kakashi to a fight if Sakura did not stop them at the right moment.
"Now, now! You have to change or else you two will have to back out from the bet!" Sakura stood up from her armchair and placed one hand on each of their shoulders, her back facing Iruka and Kakashi.
They grunted madly and went upstairs obediently.
---Upstairs---
Naruto and Sasuke changed in Sakura's room.
"I can't believe Sensei is enjoying this..." Naruto mumbled.
"For the first time in my life...I agree..." Sasuke took off his shirt.
Apparently, they still didn't have their undergarments bought yet which allowed Naruto to see Sasuke's GIANTIC chest. (Takeshi: Not to be perverted or anything, but I needed some funny parts provided by Saki-Kun)
Sasuke was about to pick up the low V cut shirt and at the corner of his eye, he noticed that Naruto was staring at him.
"What are you looking at dobe?!" Sasuke took a step backwards as if he was threatened.
"I don't know...but they're compelling me..." Naruto took a step forward.
"Compelling you..?! What the heck are you talking about?!" Sasuke backed up against the wall that was near the door.
Naruto walked forward and his face looked like he was under a magician's spell. All of a sudden, Naruto grabbed one of Sasuke's breasts.
Sasuke yelled loudly and was about to kick Naruto when Kakashi suddenly rushed in yelling, "What's the matter?! What happened?!"
Kakashi's eyes landed on Naruto and Sasuke, but most of all, he was staring at his chest and caused him to yell out, "HOLY MOLY!! THAT IS ONE BIG RACK!!"
Kakashi's right eye widened and Iruka ran upstairs when he heard Kakashi's cries of happiness.
"Is everything oka-" Iruka eyes widened at Naruto's groping hand on Sasuke's beautiful pale boobs.
---10 minutes later---
Sakura slowly walked upstairs and said annoyingly, "What the heck is taking you guys so long...Geez!"
Sakura entered the room that was dead silent and noticed what the two senseis were staring at.
"Okay, break it up!" Sakura went in between Sasuke and Naruto, treating this situation like a fight occurred.
"Now you two adults head downstairs!" Sakura pointed to the door.
"Hai..." They marched downstairs quietly.
"Now you two change and don't cause any trouble!" Sakura slammed the door shut and went downstairs.
---Minutes later---
Sasuke and Naruto walked down the stairs timidly and furiously mixed together.
When they entered the living room, Kakashi couldn't help himself but laugh at them.
Sakura sighed shamefully and said, "Naruto, you have your dress backwards and your shirt is backwards too Sasuke-kun...Your trunks are visible from underneath...What am I going to do?" Sakura slapped her forehead.
They looked away disgracefully and Sakura said sharply, "We're going shopping for your undergarments...You'll wear some of my clothes..." Sakura signaled them to go back up to her room.
She promptly followed them afterwards. She made Sasuke wear a black dress with thin straps and went about 6 inches above the knee. Naruto, however, was lucky, since he got to wear black shorts and a red tank top.
"Hahaa!! Look at you Sasuke!! You have such a cute dress!" Naruto pointed at the flushed Sasuke and laughed.
"Shut up...At least I don't have shorts that are so tight that you can't walk in it..."
"Anyways..." Sakura snapped, "Sasuke-kun, I just want you to walk properly so your trunks don't show okay?"
"Whatever..." was Sasuke's grim reply.
---Lingerie!---
Kakashi tagged along while Iruka made up an excuse of saying that he needed to correct his students' work.
They entered the shop and Sakura talked to an anonymous man.
"Naruto, come here!" Sakura snapped.
The man made Naruto stand on the stool and raised his hands in the air. He took out a measuring tape and wrapped it around Naruto's chest.
"Wow!!! 34 B!!" The man exclaimed and Naruto smirked, thinking that there was no way Sasuke would beat this.
"Your turn, miss." Sasuke did the same thing as Naruto, but only to hear a louder exclaim than Naruto's.
"38 C!! Oh my!!" Naruto's jaw dropped. "38 C!? How did he end up with such big ones!?" Naruto thought.
"Alright! Then we'll buy these beautiful lingerie" Sakura merrily paid for them and they all left together.
"Why do I feel like I'm missing someone...?" Sakura wondered.
---Meanwhile back at the store---
"Oh my...it's like a dream version of Icha Icha Paradise!!" Kakashi looked around at the women who shopped and the lingerie that surrounded him.
"Ahh...Home sweet home..." Kakashi lay back on a chair and looked around peacefully.
---Back to the trio---
"Well...whoever it was...he or she is probably fine!" Sakura smiled.
---Back to Kakashi---
Kakashi was holding white laced satin underwear.
"You pervert!!" A lady swung her large purse at Kakashi's left cheek, sending him off and crashing into the wall.
"Ow..." Kakashi rubbed his left cheek and looked up at the woman. It was a plus size woman that made Kakashi a little scared of her face.
"You ever come back here...you'll get more than just a spanking..." the woman cracked her knuckles and Kakashi's eye widened at how loud it sounded.
In a second, women from all ages appeared behind the lady who smacked Kakashi with evil faces.
"I-I didn't r-really mean to d-do that! I just p-picked it up! Gomen!!!" Kakashi shoved them out of his way so he can escape.
"Chase him!!!" the ladies yelled.
"Oh shit!!" Kakashi quickened his pace.
---Iruka---
"Thank god I didn't go with Kakashi...somehow Kakashi and lingerie doesn't mix well...I remember when we were 18...Kurenai and Anko took us to the lingerie store...ended up with all the women chasing us..." Iruka sighed in relief.
Iruka opened the door to his apartment with his key and the little click could be heard. In a distance, Iruka heard some screaming.
"Help me!!!"
"Huh?" Iruka turned around to see Kakashi with a horde of women chasing him with weapons.
"Iruka!!"
Iruka mumbled, "Not to be mean or anything Kakashi...but I'm sorry...I don't want to get involved..." Iruka shut the door and locked it.
"Damn you Iiiiiirrrukkkaaa!!!"
(Takeshi: You can use your imagination of how he escaped! Hehe...Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!)
---Haruno's household---
"Sasuke-kun, Naruto...you two should shower..." Sakura suggested.
"No!" they answered and looked away.
"Why not? There is nothing wrong!" Sakura tried to persuade them for an hour to shower.
"I'll tell you Sakura-chan! We do-" Naruto began but Sasuke finished his sentence.
"We don't want to shower because we're in girls' bodies..."
"Come on!"
"No..." they said stubbornly.
"Fine!" Sakura crossed her arms, frustrated at her failure.
---One week later---
"Alright!" Naruto threw his fist in the air.
"We finally get to change back...Being a girl is that worse torture I have ever received..." Sasuke mumbled.
Naruto tried to change back to normal when the clock struck midnight, but it seems like he couldn't change back.
"I can't...change back!" Naruto turned around with tears coming out of his eyes.
"Nani!?" Sasuke tried to change back, but it didn't work for him either.
"Maybe we have to wait until tomorrow..." Sakura calculated.
"Hope so..." they mumbled.
---Morning---
"I can't!!!" Naruto fell to his knees and began hitting the floor.
"It... can't... be...possible..." Sasuke said bit by bit while trying to transform back.
The doorbell rang all of a sudden. Sakura told them to stay still and try to transform back while she was at the door.
"Yes...?" Sakura opened the door and in front of her stood Kakashi.
"Hi Sakura-chan!" Kakashi waved.
"Kakashi-sensei! It's rare to see you up this early in the morning!"
"Well...I stayed up last night studying Naruto's Sexy No Jutsu..."
"They can't change back for some reason!"
"Can you call them to come here?"
"Hai" Sakura went away and came back with the two red eyed boys.
"Naruto...I found a flaw in your technique..." Kakashi began.
TBC
Hope you liked it! I wanted to skip the whole week because I wanted to get to the fun part! Hehe!! Sorry for the late update! I don't really need any more characters! This is enough! I will add the characters in the next chapter...hopefully because I may get carried away and forget about it! Hehe...Please RR!
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