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A/N: Okay...I know I haven't updated but it isn't my fault since I have so much homework which leaves me tired on the weekends...homework on weekends too!!! Gomen...but here it is!
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Kakashi's Angels by Takeshi-Chan
Chapter 4 – Surprises! Introductions to the newcomers!
"Flaw...?" Sakura cocked her head sideways.
"Yes...a flaw..." Kakashi's tone sounded quite serious.
"There can't be a flaw!!" Sasuke punched the wall and tried to restrain his tears since he promised himself that he would not cry again since that incident.
"I'm afraid my results aren't good...I know Naruto...that you don't use Sexy No Jutsu much...from what I heard is that you use it only for a couple of seconds or minutes right?"
Naruto nodded at the copy ninja quickly since he couldn't hold the suspense any longer...he desperately wanted to know why.
"For Sasuke, this was your first time and I analyzed your technique many times so let me explain. Since you both aren't used to the technique and I believe you were unaware of this, but each day your chakra is slowly draining because of this technique. Your body and chakra are getting used to the female body. Right now your bodies are in combat...almost three fourths of your chakra is used to the female body while the other one fourth is trying to win over the female ones which might allow you to change back. If my calculations are accurate, then you might be able to change back within a month." Kakashi took a deep breath.
Naruto and Sasuke stared blankly at Kakashi with their jaws dropped. Sakura waved her hands in front of the two boys and said, "Oy...? Earth to Naruto and Sasuke-kun!"
"Well...I guess that shock was too much for them" Kakashi scratched his head.
"Well isn't it obvious? They stiff and still like a stone."
"I have a surprise for them so..." Kakashi slapped them hard diagonally on their face which made them stir up instantaneously.
"Ow..." they rubbed their cheeks that are now bright red.
"I have a surprise for you two so don't freeze like that on me" Kakashi smiled as he put both hands behind him.
"Surprise...?" Naruto gave him his usual puzzled look.
"Hold on...I want you two to turn around okay?" Kakashi went outside and started pulling a rectangular object inside.
They started sweating when they turned around because it seemed like Kakashi was going to kill them with all these surprises.
"Whew! This is your surprise!" Kakashi turned them around.
Their jaws dropped and their eyes scanned the object slowly from left to right. Suddenly Sakura began to burst out laughing.
"This was the best laugh I ever had for a long time" Sakura wiped her tears.
"What do you mean 'Kakashi's Angels Inc.' Kakashi-sensei!? There's only a picture of Naruto and me!! What about Sakura!?" Sasuke pointed at the giggling Sakura.
"Sakura is my personal assistant, hmm... how can I say this? She's going to be vice-president!" Kakashi had his index finger and thumb formed into an L shape under his chin.
"How is that going to help huh!? We don't know anything about girls stuff!! Only Sakura knows since she was born a girl!! This isn't fair!!!" Naruto cried and stomped up and down.
"I got that all figured out!" Kakashi smiled nervously. But the real truth was that Kakashi did not think that far ahead and tried to figure out a solution to that question.
"There's no way I'm doing this stupid shit..." Sasuke walked up the stairs.
"Ohhh...But you have to!" Kakashi had an evil grin which frightened Sasuke because he knew Kakashi-sensei had something up his sleeve.
"Any of the reasons you throw at me won't persuade me, and you still can't make me!" Sasuke stared at Kakashi evilly and pointed at him.
Kakashi began to search for a scroll in his vest pockets since he began to open each compartment, ignoring Sasuke's remark.
"Ah! Here it is!" Kakashi opened it and shoved it in front of Sasuke to read.
It said:
"I, the third Hokage, hereby give permission for Hatake Kakashi to start Kakashi's Angels Inc. as a mission for Team 7. I give permission to this task because I want Team 7 to experience their opposite gender. It will be a difficult assignment and will be ranked B."
Sasuke's face turned blue when he finished reading and dropped the scroll.
Naruto picked the item up and read it. "Why did the hokage accept it!!? You went to talk to him, huh!?"
"Well, I explained the whole situation to him and it didn't seem to be a bad idea."
Naruto went up to the sign that said Kakashi's Angels with the picture of the two boys and read it again, but this time, out loud.
"Kakashi's Angels Inc. His precious Angels will help you anytime! Call 1-888-too-sexy! Toll free! If you need them for a couple of days, dial this number when the operator answers, hottiez-4-me! Dial now because their schedule will be filled immediately! If you are not satisfied with their work, they will give you free kisses!"
"Why are you torturing us like thissssss?!?" Naruto fell on the ground and began to hit it desperately.
"Well...I have to tell you guys that you start working tomorrow since this advertisement has been put up everywhere for a at least 3 days now. You guys didn't notice because you two didn't want to leave the house which gave me the perfect chance to put everything up." Kakashi laughed.
"Stop telling us these things at the end!!! You're killing us slowly, you know!?" They shouted at Kakashi with angry faces.
"Well, I need to do some things now!" and with that Kakashi left the two boys to sulk.
"You guys...I don't think it'll be that hard" Sakura patted their back.
"How would you know!?" wailed Naruto.
"I'll help you guys along the way..." Sakura hugged them and pretty soon the three of them were in a group hug.
"Now you two go up and put some make up on because you guys look like shit right now" They nodded quietly and went upstairs.
"I guess this is what I needed after what happened..." Sakura smiled at the two backs.
(Ding Dong)
"Huh? Why would anyone visit me...?" Sakura opened the door as two people stood in front of her, one male, and the other, female. The male was about 5'7 feet, with black hair that brought out his amber eyes, and made his faintly tanned skin with his muscular build very appealing. On the other hand, the female was about 5'4 feet, with pitch-black hair that went down to her butt and her beautiful glistening brown eyes shone like twinkling star. Unlike the man, she had light skin and her petite height made her adorable, not to mention her bangs that reached her chin made her look younger.
"Aranna...Kaguri...?" Sakura stared at them as her arms dropped to her side.
"Are you okay? We would have come sooner if stupid Aranna wouldn't stop so many times along the way!" the male, who seemed to be Kaguri, hugged Sakura.
"It wasn't my fault when you got us lost!" Aranna protested.
"What are you two doing here...?" Sakura said faintly.
"What are you talking about Sakura?! We're here becau-" Immediately Sakura covered Aranna's mouth and turned around to find Sasuke and Naruto standing at the stairways.
"Who are they?" Naruto stared at the two people at the door.
"These are my cousins...This guy is Aishimoto Kaguri and his little sister Aranna," Sakura sighed, "Kaguri, Aranna, meet my friends, umm... Narumi and Sasaki."
Abruptly, Kaguri kneeled down before Sasuke and kissed his hand. "Nice to meet you my fresh angel."
"What the heck are you doing you Gaylord?" Sasuke slipped his hand from his grasp and kicked him down the stairs.
"Feisty...that makes me like you even more my sweet babe" Kaguri winked at Sasuke which made him want to throw up.
Naruto was giggling which made Sasuke slapped his head from behind. "Ow...anyways...what are you two doing here?"
"What do you mean? Don't you know tha-" Aranna's mouth was covered again by Sakura again.
"They're here on vacation! I forgot about that! You guys are staying in a hotel right? I'm out of rooms here! Gomen!"
"What's the matter with you Sakura? Didn't you tell tha-" Kaguri's mouth was covered too.
"What's going on?" Naruto scratched his head.
"Nothing Naruto, really, you can just trust me" Sakura smiled nervously.
Naruto had his doubts as well as Sasuke, but they nodded agreeably.
---Kakashi---
"What am I going to do? What am I going to do? I never thought about their training as girls...I need to find a sensei quickly!" Kakashi walked back and forth on the playground with his arms crossed behind his back.
"Hmm...Kurenai will be busy, she's out of the list...Anko...hmm...she would torture them to death...Argh...those two are the only females I know!!" Kakashi stood still with his arms crossed in front of him and tapped his right foot impatiently.
"I know! I'll just run all over town, looking for a right sensei for them!"
And therefore...Kakashi began his search for a sensei...one who is feminine, but also strict...
"Kakashi-senpai!!" a female voice made Kakashi stop in midair to look down at the shopping district which he was passing through by jumping on the rooftops.
Kakashi nearly fell through the gap between the two stores, but luckily he molded chakra on his right hand to hold firmly on the roof.
"Kakashi-senpai! Are you okay?" Kakashi looked down to see none other than Anko with a mysterious woman next to her.
"Yeah..." Kakashi let go and landed safely on the floor, "why did you call me out like that out of the blue? Some kind of emergency?"
"No...I just wanted you to meet my cousin, Akari" Anko smiled, "she said she wanted to meet the famous copy ninja in the bingo book."
"OH...Hajimemashite! Douzo yoroshiku onegai shimasu!" Kakashi bowed down before the well dressed young lady.
"No, no! It's my pleasure, and it's such an honor to meet you! I should be saying douzo yoroshiku onegai shimasu!" Akari smiled warmly at her idol.
"It won't be so great after she sees him read his little orange book..." (Anko's thoughts)
"Kakashi-senpai...I need you to show her around town for me since I have a busy schedule today and don't say that I'm going to run off to buy Mitarashi!"
"Okay, okay!" "She might be perfect for this job...she's seems to be more feminine than Anko...obviously...this is my chance!" (Kakashi's thoughts)
"So Akari, I'll see you later at home! Ja ne!" Anko disappeared in a gust of smoke.
"Arigatou for taking your time to show me around Kakashi-san" Akari smiled.
"It's my pleasure since I really have nothing to do right now."
---Walking around a clothing/shoes store---
"These dresses are so beautiful...perfect fabric for these kinds of dresses though not the right color..." Akari examined the clothing in the store while Kakashi leaned against the wall to observe.
"Hmm...she knows a lot about buying clothes...that's pretty good" (Kakashi's thoughts)
"These shoes...are going to break soon after 4 months...not very good material...not to mention the price!" Akari picked up a pair of high heels.
"Her fashion is quite good...I'm impressed! She may be the perfect womanly teacher!"
"Hey...Akari-chan!"
"Nani, Kakashi-san?"
"How long are you going to stay here?"
"Eto...about a month!"
"I see...you're not a ninja?"
"Nope! Actually I'm looking for a job!"
"Really? I have an ideal job for you! How about begin a teacher teaching two tomboys how to act like girls?"
"I'm really good at that! My charm worked beautifully on the tomboys in the village I lived in! They called me quite strict, though I don't know why!"
"Then it's all settled!"
---Haruno's household---
"Hey Sakura! I forgot to tell you that Kimo is visiting too! He said he wanted to make sure things are okay!" Kaguri shouted.
"Kimo?" Naruto and Sasuke stared at each other.
"Are you serious!? Why does he suddenly care about me?" Sakura ran to the kitchen.
"Who's Kimo?" Sasuke asked.
"Oh, Kimo is a friend of Kaguri! He's quite nice and respects girls...UNLIKE someone I know!" Aranna stared evilly at her laid-back brother.
"Anyways, he told me he'll arrive in a couple of days since he decided that he will train here for a month. I guess we'll be here a month."
"I guess it's alright...BUT Kaguri, Aranna, I don't want you two to fight against each other or with Kimo! You'll destroy my house into tiny bits of pieces!"
"What's so bad about fighting?" Naruto cocked his head sideways.
"Yeah! What's wrong with it!?" Aranna turned around to face Sakura, who was by the arch of the kitchen.
"Don't pretend I never seen you three fight! Last time I saw you guys attack each other was when you had to pay the bill for the damages you caused at the restaurant, but left me to pay for it!"
"I'm hungry Sakura! We'll leave after dinner! Arigatou!" Kaguri left to the living to relax.
"Damn you Kaguri," Sakura clenched her right hand into a fist, "Fine...I'll fix dinner now..."
---Dinnertime---
"Why are you staring at me?!" Sasuke looked revolted at Kaguri.
"Your eyes are like twinkling stars and your jet-black hair shines along with it..."
"Cut it out!! I don't like you!! Get this in your head, you octopus! Read my lips!! I-DON'T-LIKE-YOU!"
"We'll see about that..." Kaguri grinned evilly.
Next to Sasuke was Naruto, who was trying to hold back his laughter, but couldn't, caused him to laugh while drinking his soup.
"Hahaha!" Naruto spitted his soup into Aranna's face.
"Why the hell did you do that!?" Aranna slammed her hands on the table with a scarlet face behind the soup dripping down.
"I couldn't help myself!! Haha!!" Naruto banged his hands on the table.
"Just stop you two!! Geez! You guys should act more ladylike! Especially you Aranna! You are nice and cheerful, but you always act tomboyish, especially with your clothes! You have your forehead protector in an upward angle tied around your fore head!" Sakura scolded.
"The way I act doesn't really matter... in spite of everything...it's my decision..."
"You used to dress up in beautiful dresses! Why do you dress like this now!?"
"It doesn't concern you!" Aranna looked depressed.
"Let's just eat our dinner quietly okay?" Kaguri suggested.
"Yeah..." Everyone consented.
---After dinner---
"Bye you guys! Especially you Sasaki!" Kaguri waved as Aranna and he departed.
"That's such a relief to see them go..." Sakura sighed as she shut the door.
"Let's watch TV tonight!" Naruto exclaimed.
"For the first time in my life...I don't think that's such a bad idea..." Sasuke said quietly.
"Why not? Let's go!"
---11:30PM---
Ding Dong
"Huh...? Who would come here this late...?" Sakura opened the door to reveal Kakashi and Akari.
"Hey, Sakura" Kakashi smiled.
"Kakashi-sensei! What are you doing here?"
"I'm going to give them good news!"
"News...?"
"You'll see!" Kakashi made his way to the living room.
"Hey you two! I would like you guys to meet your sensei, Akari..."
TBC
Okay, okay! I know you guys are glad that I finally updated! I know!! Me too! I had a hard time with the new characters since this is my first time inputting characters in! Please RR!
Takeshi: Oh my gosh!!! I updated!! Give me a round of applause!! (Bows)
(Receives nothing...dead silent)
Takeshi: Wow...my readers left me!
Naruto: Hahaha!! I love it when something bad happens to Takeshi!!
Takeshi: You do huh...?
Naruto: You heard me!! Hahaha!
Takeshi: We'll see who'll be laughing in the next chapter... (Evil look)
Kakashi, Sakura, and Sasuke: Dun, dun, dunnnn!!! (Sound effects)