Hidden Ninja, Crouching Genins
Episode Three: Mr. Hero
Shino was confused about what he should buy for his instructor Kurenai. The teacher of another team, Gai has passed Shino who stood around lowering his brow.
"They are very close in relation; what he likes she to a high degree would like it also," Shino thought and he followed Gai. They arrived at Mr. Hero restaurant, but before Gai opened the door, he turned around to Shino
"What are you doing here," Gai said, "did Kakashi send you. I got it; you are here because Kakashi. Well, you are going in first."
Gai opened the door and pointed into the door. Shino passed the entrance and a loud alarm sounded and balloons fell down on Shino.
"No," Shino dully said, "I just brought a billion of my pets into the store. It's just a distraction."
"Wait," an employee said, "you have just won this month's super convenient draw for free lunch suitable for a party of four."
"No," Gai yelled and pulled out his radio, "Kakashi, well played."
Outside on a bridge, Kakashi with Akamaru under his arm had his radio to his face. "Why, of course, that was me alright." Kakashi held the radio away from his mouth. "What have I done now?"
"But you have not seen underneath the underneath of my prank," Gai shouted and put his hand over the radio. "I hope he buys it."
"You have made me lose my book," Kakashi shouted.
"And you have taken my team's lunch!" Gai said. He threw up the radio and kicked it into the wall. "Equal once again, Kakashi and I are."
"I still don't want this," Shino ripped up a ticket and tucked it in his jacket pocket. "I say so long for now."
"What a waste!" Gai was shock.
"I have compost in my pockets," Shino stopped at the door so he could glair at the door handle. "That is not a sanitary door."
Shikamaru and Asuma were surprised; they watched on from the sidewalk outside as Shino jumped out of a shattering window. He rolled over once he hit the ground and stood up quickly.
"Do I have to ask," Shikamaru wondered aloud.
"Do I have to answer," Shino shouted sluggishly. He bowed once and then he was continuing to a local restroom.
Shino opened the door and ran to the sink. Carefully he pulled out some paper towel from the machine. Next step, he used that to turn on the taps and press the button to get some soap dispensing. Now, like always, he wet his hands and caught the soap before it landed on the counter. It was very close too.
"I got bugs/ I got bugs in my room/ Bugs in my room," Shino sung the turn in his head as he lathered. "Bugs in my bed/ their eggs are in my head/ Bugs are in my pocket/ Bugs are in my shoes/ Bugs in the way I feel about you."
Shino washed off the soap and took another paper towel to turn off the tabs. When he went for another one, it wasn't there to wash his hands.
"I have to use the public germ farm of a towel to dry my hands." Shino thought it looked nice and clean, so he wiped his hands with it.
"Hey," the towel disappeared and from around the corner, the Hokage stepped up to Shino. "You used my Hokage hat as a thing to wipe your hands on? You should remember to respect your elders. I wouldn't tell you again."
"That would be illogical," Shino said, "you're just going to tell me again because you have memory problems at last leg of life."
"Respect your elders, never will you hear as good words as this again," the Hokage said but Shino was half way to leaving. The door opened and another Aburame member entered. He was shorter, but Shino was tall for his age. He had a scarf over his lower face and a poker rookie style glasses. His jacket was purple but longer and made of a thicker material.
"I have to clean my hands before and after I remove my sword," Shiro - not a spelling mistake but the blandness of the Aburame head – said. He spoke about his sword that was through his chest.
"There are no paper towels left here," Shino answered.
"It's okay," Shiro said, "I'll just stay behind and make sure the old fossil washes his hands off."
"I need to buy a present for my teacher, Kurenai, a female between the ages of 18 to 35," Shino started, "do you have any idea of disposable gifts that she would like?"
"I will write you a list, you have a bad memory," Shiro jotted down a bit on his palm note book. The note was safety pinned to Shino's jacket.
"Hey, when did the fourth get so old?" Shino said. His finger pointed to the third Hokage.
"I'm the third," he said, "the fourth died around the time you were born when he inserted the soul of the nine tail fox demon into the boy Naruto. Oh no, what have I done?"
The room was soon filled with a swarm of different bugs that blocked much of the visibility. When the Hokage heard the door and a window close, the bugs departed from the room.
"Just like the time that Shikamaru found out," the Hokage stated.
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Mini Chapter: The Hacker and the Virus
After the forth Hokage died, the third reclaimed the state of the Hokage. He was disappointed that no one accepted the offer, but he tried to make the best of the situation and sent about doing the dying wish of the third: to make Naruto, the container of the demon that almost destroyed the way of the Hidden Leaf village, a hero. Today, he was speaking in a public library to a group of parents who brought their children. Of course, today's propaganda was about how much Naruto was a hero. Yes, Naruto was here under the supervisor of ANBU guards that put him away from his peers and make them think strangely of him even more.
"I want to tell you about the story of the Hacker and the Virus." The Hokage spoke. "One day in a HTTP Hacker Village was attacked by a virus. So the top and most, well second most, well, we are all proud of him. So, back to the story, the top hacker died trying to stop this virus."
"When do we get to the part were two hacker brothers from the coolest Net Group ever go and kick some butt," Sasuke said and looked over to his brother Itachi. "Right, Itachi?"
"We'll defrag, or whatever, the viruses for sure," Itachi did not know much about the cartoon the kids were watching.
"How about the fair princess of the noblest Net Group, does she get her rebel?" Hinata asked.
"Slaves and rebels, that's all you care about," Neji said who was placed at a very bad place because of his name.
"Sit boy!" Hinata said and put her hand in front of her face and made signal. "Neji, you're so funny, you know I don't have any ninja powers."
"Back to the story, the hacker put the virus into a newly born person, and though, people did not like this new hacker that held a virus in him, he ended up becoming the greatest hacker ever and a hero of HTTP Hacker Village." The Hokage finished.
"I liked that story." Naruto said. "And one day, I'll become Hokage!"
Everyone laughed at this remark, and Naruto yelled back until he was carried away from the ANBU further embarrassing him.
"No, viruses can mean bugs," Shino thought, "I must have the nine tails in me. I must keep it hidden."
"That boy thinks he is great as the poor boy in that Hacker story?" Ino thought.
"Naruto has the nine tailed fox demon in him," Shikamaru concluded, "I have lost my determination."
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Hinata is a kind girl but sometimes promises too much, more than she can handle. As of yet, she has not to finish inviting people to the party, set up the party or save Akamaru from Kakashi. Why do I always ask a question here? No answer, coming up in Episode Three:Dance of the Drunk Mantis.