RED

As much as I hate to

I have to admit

PURPLE

You and I,

We've been a couple of gits

RED

But who can blame us?

We have to put up with Zim

PURPLE

Yes, that short little menace

Operation Impending Doom 1 was ruined by him

RED

What would you do?

Wouldn't you banish him to?

PURPLE

Of course you would

And you should (A/N: I hate that . . . .)

RED

We think that just because we're tall

We have to shun the small

PURPLE

And just because they're short

We assigned one to Blorch

RED

But, we have a right to, no?

And we watch them die like it's some kind of show

PURPLE

Hehehe, yeah, but it was funny!

Like the time Zim got burned with honey! (A/N: That never happened.)

RED

Yeah!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

RED AND PURPLE

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HA! HA! HA! HAAA!!!

(and so on . . . .)

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That . . . was . . . bad. And weird.

I'm not being hard on myself!

Anyway! R&R review!!