(A/N: Hello! This is Hilary (Insaner). The last three carols were basically done by my friend, Kara, (Insane). I only added bits and pieces… (Like the Punjab lasso on the metal tree, and 'Then how the phan-girls loved him)… I think that was almost pretty much everything I contributed. Ah well… Here's my song! Totally by me. Just like the last one was by Kara, because I was away… to the tune of "Mary did you know" Enjoy!)
Christine Did You Know
((cue pretty music))
Christine did you know…
That your Angel
Is actually a madman?
Christine did you know…
That you'll ditch him for
Another with a nice tan?
Did you know
That your Angel
Is the opera's greatest fear
And when you promised yourself to Raoul
That you caused his eyes to tear?
Christine did you know…
That you really
Hurt your Angel's feelings
Christine did you know…
That when you angered him
He hung people from the ceiling?
Did you know
That your Angel
Is really, really smart—
But when you kissed your precious Angel
That you broke his little heart?
The divas will croak
The chandelier will fall
The dead will hang about;
He'll
threaten the managers
And haunt the house
Until they cast him out!
Christine did you know…
That your angel
Is master of trap doors?
Christine did you know…
That he'll kidnap you
By taking you through the floors?
Did you know
That your Angel
Actually loves you most—
And that man who trained your voice
Is The Opera
Ghost!
(A/N: Lol, well, I hoped you liked it! I know I enjoyed writing it… hehe… I think I'll do another one…)
Hilary