The Religious views expressed at the end are of those that someone such as Shawn, who is a Born Again Christian would say and I respect all Religious groups and beliefs. Please do not be offended by the Religious input into this play. Mild slash to follow…..
As Randy and Rob walked downstairs, Lita was stood in one of the few downstairs bathrooms still available adjusting her hair and make-up for later on. She shot herself a smile in the mirror, something that for ages, she hadn't done. She was smiling as she was to see her beloved Matt later on, a man which she had not seen in months. She didn't care what Kane said, she would speak to Matt at least at one point in the night. To add the final touch, she placed the ring that Matt had gave her a few months before she married Kane, with the message 'Soulmates Never Die' inscribed on the inside of the ring. She smiled to herself once again before going to meet her friends Victoria and Stacy.
Soon enough, guests started pouring into the building, as quickly as Steve Austin would be pouring beer down his throat! The wives, husbands, boyfriends and girlfriends of the superstars and Diva's arrived. The children went and sat in the play area in which Mick Foley would be in charge of for most of the time. Before too long, all of the food was laid out on the tables and drink flowing by the gallon while Fozzy began to play.
Tazz quickly got up in search for food. Michael Cole went to join him. Fozzy wasn't Cole's kinda music he preferred something with less guitars in it. Besides, Michael enjoyed every possible moment that he got to spend with Tazz.
Tazz stood at the food table and looked puzzled.
"Cole they have no hotdogs!" Tazz sulked.
"Don't worry love, I'm sure I can find you a wiener to nibble on!" Cole responded excitably!
After Fozzy had finished playing, many of the guests went to get food. Half an hour later, Vince took centre stage to introduce the next act of the evening.
"Christmas is a time for laughter and the next performance, one way or another, will give you just that. Here is Shawn and Hunter's idea of a Pantomime: Cinderella!
Scene 1:
The audience clapped as the Prince (Played by Randy) made his way on stage. The Prince was in search of his good friend, JC (played by John Cena.
"What ever shall I do JC, my parents are expecting me to marry a young, beautiful woman but I can never find my soulmate!" Randy felt like breaking down at this point. He knew he couldn't however. Shawn & Triple H had put so much hard work into this he didn't want to spoil it for them.
"That's it!" JC replied.
"What's it?" the Prince questioned.
"You shall have a ball, where all of the women in the land are invited and there you shall possibly meet your soulmate!" JC said.
"What a splendid idea"
"I'll provide the entertainment!" JC said quickly.
"OK if you must!" laughed the Prince.
Scene 2:
The three Yes I did change it, you'll see why in a moment... ugly sisters and Cinderella were in the kitchen.
"The posts late this morning!" said Ugly Sister 1, Triple H.
"It would be wouldn't it!" responded the Ugly Sister 2, Ric Flair.
"I think that's it just know! Go get it!" Ugly sister 1 said as she pushed Ugly Sister 3 Batista towards the letter box. Seeing Batista trying to walk in high heels while wearing a pink dress and pink make-up was comical.
Ugly Sister 3 handed out all of the mail while chucking Cinderella's Stacy Keibler to her. The 4 'women' opened their mail and started planning their big night out. At that moment, Ann Lita walked in. She was Cinderella's best friend.
"Cinderella! Cinderella! Have you got your invitation to the Prince's ball"
"Hey, who told you could burst in here like that?" screamed Ugly Sister 1.
"I told myself actually!" Ann replied. Shawn thought that by casting Lita as Ann, she would regain her confidence as the character is actually very similar to herself.
Cinderella hugged Ann, "Yes I have, I can hardly wait can you"
"Who said YOU were going?" Asked the lady in green, Ugly Sister 2.
"Who said she wasn't?" asked Ann.
"US!" replied Ugly sister 1.
"Oh yes she can go to the ball"
"Oh no she can't"
"Oh yes she can!" by this time the audience was getting really into the play and shouted 'Oh yes she can' with Lita.
Scene 3:
Shawn walked on as the narrator and informed everyone that it was the night of the ball and that Cinderella still wasn't allowed to go. She was cleaning the kitchen when Ann walked in.
"I take it your ugly, vile sisters still won't let you go to the ball, huh"
"No they won't!" Cinderella began to sob until a sparkly figure appeared before them.
"I say that you can go to the ball!" the Fairy God Mother Rico said.
"Really, but how?" asked Cinder's.
"I shall magic you a dress, a carriage to take you and your lady friend in and these two mice shall be your assistance's! Hurry along now, your dress is just through there I'll take care of the rest"
"Thank you ummm"
"Just call me your Fairy God Mother"
"Yeah you'd better hurry Cinder's we haven't got that long!"
Scene 4:
Cinderella reappears wearing a beautiful red, velvet dress.
"One last piece of advice for you darling" the Fairy God Mother said "Be home by mid night or your true identity shall be revealed and your gorgeous gown be replaced with your ragged clothes your wore just half an hour ago"
"Right will do. Thanks for your help!"
In the outside part of the scene two carriage drives RVD & Chris Benoit helped Ann & Cinderella into the carriage. They arrive at the party and meet the bouncers Kane & Undertaker. After letting them in, Ann & Cinderella started to talk.
The Prince was eyeing up all of the women. The Three Ugly Sisters were 'flaunting' everything that they had while JC rapped:
"Lady's and gentlemen,
the time has come, for the Prince to find,
his perfect ten,
wait in turn, don't skip the line,
if you're lucky, he'll give you the sign!"
The Prince eyed up all of the women. As he walked past many, particularly Edge's character Jillie, you could hear her shouting about being screwed again! The Prince then found his lady.....
"Cinder's!" Ann nudged her friend.
"My lady, will you have this dance?" the Prince said bowing down to Cinderella.
"Oh yes!" Cinder's replied.
The Ugly sister's were baffled by the young woman. They were almost positive that they had seen her before.....Just at that moment, the clock struck 12.
"Oh I must go!" Cinderella ran, leaving a glass slipper behind her.
"Wait!" cried the Prince. JC ran after her but could not find her.
Scene 5:
Shawn once again takes centre stage and ststes that the Prince is trying to find the girl that fits the shoe. The Prince and JC have arrived at the last possible house.
The three ugly sisters stood gossiping.
"I can't believe that she just ran out like that!" Ugly sister 1 said.
"It was a real shock!" replied Ugly sister 2.
JC walks in ordering every woman in the house to await the Prince's arrival.
The Prince walks in and says that he needs the women to try on the shoe so that he can find his bride.
The Ugly sister 1 goes first, no luck. Number 2 goes second, still no luck. Ugly sister 3 couldn't even get her toes in the slipper! The Prince faced Cinderella.
"Please could you try this on"
Cinder's held her foot up. The slipper fit perfectly.
'Come on Randy, kiss her!' Shawn thought. Triple H had told him what had happened just a few years before.....
"Will you marry me ummm"
"Cinderella? Yes of course I will"
The Prince and Cinderella kissed passionately. 'Wow I haven't felt like this since Maria!' thought Randy. Stacy was pleasantly surprised at what she had found too.
The curtains closed and the cast took a bow. Shawn re-enters the stage:
"Of course Christmas is a time for fun but it is not the real meaning of Christmas"
At that point the curtains lifted up again to show Torrie Wilson playing Mary and holding baby Jesus, Shelton as Joseph, Kurt Angle, Mark Jindrak and
Luther Reigns as the three Wise Men and Eugene and William Regal as the shepherds.
"This year, remember the greatest story ever told, the story of the Saviour of this World. Remember Baby Jesus and celebrate Christmas for what it is meant to be about, that baby born in a stable. Thank-you and have a safe Christmas!" Shawn said before walking off stage.
Making the way to the 'changing room' area, Randy and Stacy began to talk.
"You're a great kisser Randy!" Stacy cooed.
"Would you like me to do it again?" Randy replied.
"How can I say no after a performance like that?" she said as he began to kiss her harder and with more meaning than before.
Lita was walking to where her clothes were when an old friend walked over to her.
"Hey stranger!" the dark-haired man said affectionately.
"Matt!" Lita cried before hugging him "You made it"
"of course I did, I couldn't miss this for the world"
As the two began to talk, little did they know that the big red machine was just around the corner, watching them.....
Shawn started to laugh at Triple H as he nearly slipped over in his high heels!
"It's not blooming funny!" Hunter cried.
"No I know it's not! Well done though you did really well"
"Hey I didn't get a part in Blade for nothing you know!"
'Santa Clause' aka Mick Foley came down the stories and the children's faces lit up. The friends were given their presents and the parents helped their children unwrap theirs. "I'll tell you a story in a minute!" Santa said "Ho, ho, ho!"
Lita and Matt were still talking as Kane approached them.
"Kane!" Lita yelped "It's not what you think"
"I think I can tell what's going on here!" Kane replied before handing Lita his gift to her. Lita looked puzzled before opening it.
"Are you being serious?" Lita questioned, holding the Divorce papers in her hand nervously.
"I can't keep you two apart, it's so wrong"
"Thank-you Kane!" Lita said happily before hugging him.
As Kane disappeared, Lita and Matt hugged.
"What did I tell you sweetie, Soulmates Never Die"
Then, who should walk over to them but Trish Stratus.
"Well, well, well! Matt and Lita are back together!"
Matt began to push Trish away, and who should be waiting behind them with a big bowl of punch but none of than Fozzy singer Chris Jericho!
"Have some punch Trish!" Y2J laughed before pouring the liquid over her head!
"Damn I'll get you for this!" Trish yelled before heading to the toilets.
"Shall we go and hear a story?" Jericho asked Lita and Matt.
"Sure!" they both resounded.
'Santa' was about to begin....."T'was the night before Christmas....."
THE END!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF MY READERS!!!
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