(A/N: Hi! It's me again! Hilary! ((watches as people run away)) Hey, no! Wait! I've taken my medicine this time!!!!! ((sighs)) Oh, well…)

He Came Upon a Midnight Clear

(To: It Came Upon a Midnight Clear)

He came upon a midnight clear

The angel my dad promised me

From behind my mirror tall

He started to sing this to me:

"My dear Christine

I am, of course

Your Angel sent from above!

(Well really, I'm not…

But oh well…

I'll say that to win your love!)

x...x

Then through the mirror he came to me

Saying he'd teach me to sing

He flattered me

And told me that

My voice was a glorious thing!

But then

One day I removed his mask

And he got really angry

He told me that I shouldn't have tried

To see what I should not have seen.

x...x

For lo, beneath that white mask was

A face like a skeleton

I was so scared that I went

To Raoul, and ran off with him!

The Angel (Or Phantom, people say…)

He got very mad, so-

He made the great chandelier fall down

And killed Buquet by Punjab lasso!

x...x

Later he took me to his lair

And Raoul followed us with concern

My Angel told me to make a choice, for I was

"Past the Point of No Return."

I kissed him, and he was so surprised

That he told us to go

And all the audience stands and claps,

'Cause that's the end of the show!

...Hilary