They finally go on holiday! I haven't written much lately because of speeches and a load of other crappy things... Plus, I've sort of lost the plot. Had to think a bit. Sorry if it's a little weird... listening to advice from AuroraIce, I will now do some review responses

Sunruner: Thanks for the pointer. I got mixed up.. and I listened added Felix and his company too! Enjoyed your review!

Crimson Kappa: Thank you!

AuroraIce: . See! I listened to you!

Inferno hero: Thanks for the idea! Real good idea too...

Mist: Did we HAVE to end up –

Shhh! Don't give it away!

Mist: It's not like it's a surprise or anything...

Yeah... And thanks for the reviews! Greatly appreciated!

Hotel manager...

Ah... Nice cup of coffee... good of my secretary to bring it to me... Today was a good day! Lots of customers... lots of money coming in...

Suddenly I heard a scream from downstairs. What! No one is supposed to SCREAM in MY hotel! I rushed down to the reception room, only to find complete peace, except for my secretary. What the heck?!

I then walked into the cafeteria... Only to find my guests running about, the whole place in chaos. But the thing was.. I couldn't see what was causing the problem! No assassins... no terrorists... no guns... no nothing! Then a little girl run by me and I looked down... And – (he's fainted)

Normal P.O.V

Flint sat beside a platter of food, eating and looking contently at the other Djinn having the time of their lives. Fever was cooking some meat... although it was getting rather black... And Mist was currently stuck with her head in a glass full of wine.

Of course, being so short, Flint didn't notice this tiny fact and just kept on looking around at the many Djinn. Echo was in the spa room, with a load of other Venus and Mars Djinn. Forge floated happily on the water, as did several other Djinn. ( That's so cute! Lots of little Djinn floating around in a spa!)

However... "Argh! Help! I'm sinking!" Cannon floundered around near the shallow end of the pool. (I really need several clumsy and funny Djinn in here... don't know why I always choose Mars stuff, but I always though red was naughty... No idea why!)

Echo swam over and tried to pull him out of the pool... Only to get pulled under himself by Cannon's constant thrashing. Fever stared at them.

"Are they trying to learn to swim? Because I get the feeling they are trying to learn how to drown."

Ember glared at him. "Try to help, won't you?" She then swam over as well and tried to pull them back up. Of course... you know what happened. In the end, Flint came into the room see what was taking them so long.

"We DID say we take turns at this – "he stopped mid sentence, staring at the sight in front of him. Around 11 Djinn were in the spa, thrashing.

We-ell... Maybe not ALL of them... Cannon was the only one thrashing, while the others were attempting to drag him out of the pool. Due to his lack of coordination, Cannon kept trying to swim to the deep end of the pool instead of the shallow end. (O-kay... Reminds me of an embarrassing moment I had when playing basketball – I was trying to shoot at the other team's basket! -.-"How stupid can you get?)

Of course, Flint was shocked. "Why?! Have you no respect AT ALL for the people in this hotel." (::coughs discreetly:: Did you notice you caused most of them to faint?)

"We did? Oh, so sorry... See! Look what you've done!" Unfortunately, no one was listening to him, and he ended up talking to thin air because a cry of "I found the DESSERTS!!" was heard throughout the building. The cook flinched. "My precious puddings and ice-creams... To be devoured by such dreadful creatures..." Mist popped up in front of him.

"Well, hello! Who are you? And how come you haven't fainted?" And, the cook fainted.

"Oh dear... Was it something I said?" Mist turned to Shade, whose head was stuck in a bowl of ice cream.

"Shade? Heeellloooooo! Earth to Shade!" (Sheesh...that just sounds weird... Who came up with the names for all the Djinn anyway? I just noticed... They're all names of items...)

"Hmmm?" Shade looked up, his face covered in cream. "Yes?"

Mist stared at him. "I didn't realize you knew how to turn PINK, Shade! Are there pink Djinn in this world?"

Shade glared. "Don't make fun of the mighty Shade!" And he stuck his face back into the bowl. Mist looked a little hurt and jumped off the table to waddle to another part of the room.

All Mars Djinn were stuck eating the HUUUGE cake in the middle of the room, while Jupiter Djinn were raiding the cupboards. Venus Djinn were raiding the wine cellars... Not knowing what wine WAS, they, inevitably, got drunk. Mercury Djinn were raiding the fridge, as you'll be able to tell from Shade's, uh, experience.

Mist, after being rudely ignored by 'the mighty Shade' had gone over to where the Mars Djinn were. She walked up to Fever tearfully. "Shade was being mean to me..."

Fever turned to look at her with a face full of cream.

"Really? I knew he was a no-good Mercury Djinn! All Mercury Djinn are useless! They are ignorant, stupid, idiotic..." he suddenly realized who he was talking to. Oops! He thought. He was in for it now! He flinched in anticipation of the items that were going to fly at him, expecting lots of salty disgusting water. But nothing came. He looked up fearfully. And stared. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mist was eating HIS share of the cake! "HEY! THAT'S MY CAKE!!!!!"

Mist blinked innocently. "Oh! So sorry! I thought you'd given it to me!" And she grinned evilly. Fever glared, and glared, and glared, and glared, and glared, and glared, and glared, and glared, and glared.

(As Aurora would say, the convenience of a miraculous invention called the keyboard! . Copy and Paste! )

Mist was oblivious and bounced off to another area of the room to annoy someone else. Flint was directing the crew to clear out the cellars as best they could. Mist crept up behind him, intending to scare the hell out of him. Unfortunately... "Oof! Hey! Fever?! What are you doing lying on the ground?"

"I WANT MY CAKE!"

"Oh, shut up, I already ate it-"

"I WANT MY CAKE!!!!!"

"And like I said, I already ATE - "

"I WAAANT MYYY CAAAKE!!!!!"

"Sheesh... Fine... Go steal it off Cannon..."

Blink. Blink. Blink. "Great idea!" Fever bounced off to do exactly that.

Mist sighed, and turned back to Flint, only to find all Djinn were staring At her. "What?!"

Chapter 3 end----

So? What do you think? I still think it's weird... But I need to think up ideas! And unfortunately... Well... I seem to be stuck! I want to make them go skiing... Any funny suggestions?

Mist: ::pouting:: Why can't I be a 'normal' Djinni?

Well, cos' you're not normal!

Mist: B-b-but... Serac gets to be normal!

That's because they aren't in the story! If you want to be normal, you don't get to be a main character!

Oh erm... Please leave a review!