Dudes, this little what-ya-ma-call-it was just a little this that I wrote one night while trying to get to sleep. It just all of a sudden came to me. Anyway, I'll only make these kind of things for riddles. It works best for them. Note: this is part 1, so there is plenty more to come. R&R! hope you like. I don't own the Teen Titans (or Beast Boy for that matter) but I do own Shadow (she's in my story A Change Of Mind, just to let you know). If I own the Teen Titans, then I would be the happiest girl in the world! But I don't, so I deal with it. Anyway. . .
The Wrath of the Riddles: Part 1
Shadow: Hey Beast Boy, wanna hear a riddle that's impossible to answer unless you've heard the riddle before?
Beast Boy: Uh . . . Sure.
Shadow: Okay, one night, a woman and a man walked into a restaurant. Later, three came out. How is that possible? (narrows eyes)
Beast Boy: (sounding confused) Wait a minute. Three?
Shadow: (nodding) Yup.
Beast Boy: (thinking to himself) Three came out . . .
Shadow: Yeah, you heard me right.
Beast Boy: But Shadow, that's impossible.
Shadow: (smiling) Oh, no it isn't, Beast Boy. Just think logical answers that happen to go along with the riddle.
Beast Boy: (light bulb lights up) Oo! Oo! I got it!
Shadow: (slowly turns her head while answering slowly) Yes?
Beast Boy: The man and woman come out with one of their friends that happened to be in the restaurant!
Shadow: (sounding like a game show host) Ooooo, so close. But no.
Beast Boy: (cursing himself) Drat! . . . Wait! Now I've got it!
Shadow: (awaiting BB's answer) Hit me!
Beast Boy: The woman had a baby!
Shadow: (disgusted) In a restaurant?
Beast Boy: (shrugs ) Hey, anything can happen!
Shadow: (getting back to the point ) Well, anyway, that's not it!
Beast Boy: Again?
Shadow: I'm afraid so.
Beast Boy: How 'bout this . . .
Shadow: (nodding thoughtfully) I'm listening.
Beast Boy: DON'T INTERRUPT!
Shadow: (small voice) Sorry.
Beast Boy: Anyway, does the waiter volunteer to go home with them?
Shadow: (a bit creeped out) Well, not exactly. But why would a waiter even want to go home with them?
Beast Boy: (shrugs) Idunno? Maybe he's a homeless waiter.
Shadow: (sighs) Then why would he be working in a restaurant?
Beast Boy: I don't know . . . It's a stupid riddle, anything can happen in riddles!
Shadow: (agreeing) Yeah, you're right. Anyway, do you have the answer yet?
Beast Boy: Um . . . Do they bring out a lobster?
Shadow: A lobster isn't a person.
Beast Boy: (looking as confused as ever) Well, you said three came out.
Shadow: Yeah, I know. Anyway, that's not the answer.
Beast Boy: (surprised) WHAT?!
Shadow: (nodding) Yeah . . . It's a knight. You know, a knight in shinning armor. One knight, a man and a woman . . .
Beast Boy: (outraged) WHAT?!
Shadow: Yes, a knight's the answer. And stop with the what's.
Beast Boy: (still outraged) WHAT?!
Shadow: (getting annoyed) I said stop!
Beast Boy: (and yet, still outraged) I gave you all the possible answers to the riddle, and the answer was a knight?!
Shadow: (in an "I told you so" tone) I told you you wouldn't be able to find the answer unless you've heard the riddle before, or you listened very closely.
Beast Boy: (angry/annoyed) Grrrrr. You're such a pain!
Shadow: (smiles sweetly) I know. Now, do you want to try to find the answer to another riddle I have?
Beast Boy: (narrowing eyes) Oh, you're on. But this time, I'll give you the right answer.
Shadow: Oh, in you're dreams, you little green dude.
Beast Boy: (smiles) Let the games begin.
TO BE CONTINUED.
More of The Wrath of the Riddles are on the way.