Ron stared as he watched Hermione drag a large grey box into the common room.
"Umm....'Mione? What is that?" he asked as she started sticking a long string that came out of the back into some holes in the wall. He had never figured out what those were for.
"It's a computer Ron. Really, I thought that you took muggle studies," she snapped as she stood and walked out again. Ron walked over to the box and tapped it lightly.
"What does it do," he muttered out loud. He looked up as Hermione struggled into the room with yet another box. This one was slightly more squarish then the tower like one in front of him. "Another one? Why do you need two?"
"It's two different parts silly." She grabbed a cord out of the back of the other one and stuck it into a hole on the back. She pushed a button and stood, brushing off her robes. "Ok, it's all yours. You need to use this to save Harry. You better get working." She walked calmly out of the room as Ron stared at her back.
"WHAT?!" he shouted. No one answered.
Typical," he muttered. He watched as the black part of the second box began changing colors. He sat cross legged in front of it and watched it. It seemed to stop on a blue screen with a bunch of little pictures on one side. Suddenly a picture of Dumbledore walked onto the space. He looked around as if searching for something before shrugging and in a high squeaky voice shouted.
"Naked Time!" Ron screamed in horror and ran out of the common room. There he ran straight into Harry.
"Wait I thought I had to save you with the box but I had Dumbledore and you're here and..."
"Get off me Weasley. What the hell are you wasting my time about," Harry sneered. Yes dear reader, your wonderful precious Boy-that-lived SNEERED! Ron stared at his best friends face in horror. Suddenly he realized something.
He gasped in repulsion. Harry's hair was platinum blonde.
"Harry?" his voice shook as he stared at the world's savior.
"Get away from me muggle lover, or Draco's father will hear about it," Harry spat out.
"But Harry, you hate Mr. Malfoy. Since when do you talk to him?" his eyes opened in horror. He had a feeling he REALLY didn't want to know.
"Where have you been Weasel? Since me and Draco got married two years ago." Ron valiantly fought the urge to through up but failed... Suddenly a little girl ran up to Harry.
"Mommy! Mommy!" she squealed. She stopped sharply at the green puddle. "Ewwww...UP!" Harry picked up the small girl. "MOMMY!" Ron's gag reflex once again came into play.
Harry walked away, not sparing a glance for Ron. Ron stood and walked into the washroom. He felt ICKY. He walked inside, but ran away screaming as soon as he opened the door.
Inside Severus Snape looked up. Both him and Minerva shrugged and went back to their previous activity...
Ron ran straight out the Entrance hall towards the lake. He looked out at it and suddenly had a strange urge to swim out and grab that "DUCK!" Draco Malfoy...or is that Potter now?...ran past him and splashed not so gracefully into the lake.
Ron stared in shock. Was he in pink boxer shorts...Oh god...and was that...a sock? A Red and Gold sock to be precise was positioned on top of his head. Ron shook his head.
"What is going on here?" he asked himself. All of a sudden Albus Dumbledore stood beside him. Ron turned to him quickly. "Professor I'm so glad you're here! The WHOLE SCHOOL HAS GONE MAD!" Dumbledore completely ignored the girly red head. He looked around as if searching for something before shrugging and in a high squeaky voice shouted.
"Naked Time!" Ron fainted.
Ron lay on his back refusing to open his eyes.
"It was all just a dream. Just a bad, bad dream," he slowly pealed open one eye. He saw a face in front of him. It was Ginny.
"Ron, guess what?" she said, bouncing in excitement. Ron was suddenly reminded of a dancing conga line and Snape singing...he shook his head to clear it and replied.
"What?" He sat up and watched as his sister bounced around in circles.
"I'm getting married!" Completely the overprotective big brother (or is that sister?) Ron jumped to his feet and demanded.
"TO WHO?"
"George and Fred!" she said, grabbing her brother around the waist. "You see, they are in love, but legally they can't get married. So if they marry me, then they can pretend that they are married, and they'll be happy. And the said that sometimes I can join in when they..." Ron screamed like the girly man he is and ran far, far away.
He ran once again into Harry Potter...or is that Malfoy?...he shrugged. Harry was now wearing a flamboyant pink suit and was standing on the edge of the dock.
"Oh Darling. Put some clothes on. I don't want anyone else to see that manly (much more than Ron's) chest of yours! Do you hear me?!" Suddenly Ron was surrounded by mountains of shrimp.
"Wow," he said. "That was out of no where." Suddenly Goyle appeared in front of him.
"Ronald Hunny, where have you been?" He swept Ron up into a crushing hug, literally. Ron could feel the bones breaking...
"MHPH Grofofmeeee!" he girlishly screamed. Goyle pulled him away.
"What did you say, Muffin?" Ron gagged as he repeated.
"I said get off of me. But you have. And...is that an apron?...and A ROLLING PIN?" he screeched. What was going on?
"You should know, buggums, you bought them for me. I was just making supper when I came to find you," he turned and began burrowing into the shrimp. "Oh and by the way, I hope you don't mind that I invited a guest for dinner? Voldie was ever so lonely up at that sea side haunted hotel of his."
Ron just stared. This was too weird. His tiny brain was overloaded. Harry was married to Draco, and had seemingly turned into Draco, and they had a child. Draco was...well he wouldn't go there. He has scene Dumbledore's Naked Time twice, and Ginny was getting married to the twins. And Goyle...he shuddered violently.
He fell back into the fluffy shrimp and lay there staring at the...he sighed nothing could faze him after that, green sky. He turned his head slowly as a voice chirped beside his ear.
"Hi!"
"Hullo."
"So...having fun?" she asked cheerfully, throwing up a shrimp and catching it in her mouth. He just continued to stare blankly at her. She had no idea of the utter chaos everything was in. She frowned suddenly.
"Hmm, these taste like cardboard," she took out a notebook and quickly wrote, Then the shrimp they lay in were suddenly the best they had ever tasted. Then the shrimp they lay in were suddenly the best they had ever tasted. Ron sat up.
"How did you do that?"
"I'm the author. I can do anything I want. I created this world (A/N Not really that was J.K Rowling. Sorry just covering my butt)."
"You...you WHAT?" She continued to pop shrimp into her mouth apparently not noticing the murderous glint in Ron's eyes.
"I created it. I'm Aevum, by the way. Nice ta meet cha." Suddenly at the mention of her name, Harry burst through an entire layer of shrimp.
"YOU!" he bellowed. "YOU!"
"Oh, hullo Harry. Having fun?" she wheedled nervously. "Oh by the way, you and Draco are such a lovely couple and that girl..." she screamed loudly as the two Gryffindors dove at her.
"You made me married to MALFOY! I WAS IN LOVE WITH MALFOY! WE..." Harry trailed off looking at Ron. "NEVER MIND, BUT YOU ARE SOOOOOOO DEAD!"
Now there were two murderously glinting pairs of eyes. She ran.
"OK. Geez you don't have to be so huffy about it!" She scribbled something on her trusty paper and disappeared.
Suddenly the computer was gone, Dumbledore was dressed, Harry and Draco's marriage was annulled somehow considering they had been married two years, the little girl was returned to her real mother, who actually was a woman, Draco was back in Slytherin, Ginny was no longer engaged to the twins, but about them being in love... "AEVUM!" Ok, ok, Fred and George were just brothers; Goyle lost his apron and roll...rolli...What? I can't type it...He really does have a rolling pin and apron?
Goyle blushed.
Ok....and all the shrimp disappeared.
Harry and Ron both stared at the sky for a moment before looking at each other.
"So she got you to?"
"Uhuh..."
"Oh."
"DUCKY!" Draco ran across the field in the pink boxers in hot pursuit of the mallard.
"AEVUM!"
"Oh, and Harry luv?" Aevum's voice echoed from the clouds. "I never said that you were in love with Draco. You made that up all by yourself." Harry stared into the distant, his mind refusing to compute.
"Umm...Harry? Your hair?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Ok, that's all folks. I hope you liked the newest addition of HAS THE WHOLE SCHOOL GONE MAD? I hope you liked it. Read and review if you want another chapter. Mmmm...Draco in boxers...mmm....Oh and The Dumbledore's Naked Time doesn't really belong to me. Wanna see what I mean? Go to Flash Player . com and look for Harry Potter Puppet Pals one and two.:P
"Umm....'Mione? What is that?" he asked as she started sticking a long string that came out of the back into some holes in the wall. He had never figured out what those were for.
"It's a computer Ron. Really, I thought that you took muggle studies," she snapped as she stood and walked out again. Ron walked over to the box and tapped it lightly.
"What does it do," he muttered out loud. He looked up as Hermione struggled into the room with yet another box. This one was slightly more squarish then the tower like one in front of him. "Another one? Why do you need two?"
"It's two different parts silly." She grabbed a cord out of the back of the other one and stuck it into a hole on the back. She pushed a button and stood, brushing off her robes. "Ok, it's all yours. You need to use this to save Harry. You better get working." She walked calmly out of the room as Ron stared at her back.
"WHAT?!" he shouted. No one answered.
Typical," he muttered. He watched as the black part of the second box began changing colors. He sat cross legged in front of it and watched it. It seemed to stop on a blue screen with a bunch of little pictures on one side. Suddenly a picture of Dumbledore walked onto the space. He looked around as if searching for something before shrugging and in a high squeaky voice shouted.
"Naked Time!" Ron screamed in horror and ran out of the common room. There he ran straight into Harry.
"Wait I thought I had to save you with the box but I had Dumbledore and you're here and..."
"Get off me Weasley. What the hell are you wasting my time about," Harry sneered. Yes dear reader, your wonderful precious Boy-that-lived SNEERED! Ron stared at his best friends face in horror. Suddenly he realized something.
He gasped in repulsion. Harry's hair was platinum blonde.
"Harry?" his voice shook as he stared at the world's savior.
"Get away from me muggle lover, or Draco's father will hear about it," Harry spat out.
"But Harry, you hate Mr. Malfoy. Since when do you talk to him?" his eyes opened in horror. He had a feeling he REALLY didn't want to know.
"Where have you been Weasel? Since me and Draco got married two years ago." Ron valiantly fought the urge to through up but failed... Suddenly a little girl ran up to Harry.
"Mommy! Mommy!" she squealed. She stopped sharply at the green puddle. "Ewwww...UP!" Harry picked up the small girl. "MOMMY!" Ron's gag reflex once again came into play.
Harry walked away, not sparing a glance for Ron. Ron stood and walked into the washroom. He felt ICKY. He walked inside, but ran away screaming as soon as he opened the door.
Inside Severus Snape looked up. Both him and Minerva shrugged and went back to their previous activity...
Ron ran straight out the Entrance hall towards the lake. He looked out at it and suddenly had a strange urge to swim out and grab that "DUCK!" Draco Malfoy...or is that Potter now?...ran past him and splashed not so gracefully into the lake.
Ron stared in shock. Was he in pink boxer shorts...Oh god...and was that...a sock? A Red and Gold sock to be precise was positioned on top of his head. Ron shook his head.
"What is going on here?" he asked himself. All of a sudden Albus Dumbledore stood beside him. Ron turned to him quickly. "Professor I'm so glad you're here! The WHOLE SCHOOL HAS GONE MAD!" Dumbledore completely ignored the girly red head. He looked around as if searching for something before shrugging and in a high squeaky voice shouted.
"Naked Time!" Ron fainted.
Ron lay on his back refusing to open his eyes.
"It was all just a dream. Just a bad, bad dream," he slowly pealed open one eye. He saw a face in front of him. It was Ginny.
"Ron, guess what?" she said, bouncing in excitement. Ron was suddenly reminded of a dancing conga line and Snape singing...he shook his head to clear it and replied.
"What?" He sat up and watched as his sister bounced around in circles.
"I'm getting married!" Completely the overprotective big brother (or is that sister?) Ron jumped to his feet and demanded.
"TO WHO?"
"George and Fred!" she said, grabbing her brother around the waist. "You see, they are in love, but legally they can't get married. So if they marry me, then they can pretend that they are married, and they'll be happy. And the said that sometimes I can join in when they..." Ron screamed like the girly man he is and ran far, far away.
He ran once again into Harry Potter...or is that Malfoy?...he shrugged. Harry was now wearing a flamboyant pink suit and was standing on the edge of the dock.
"Oh Darling. Put some clothes on. I don't want anyone else to see that manly (much more than Ron's) chest of yours! Do you hear me?!" Suddenly Ron was surrounded by mountains of shrimp.
"Wow," he said. "That was out of no where." Suddenly Goyle appeared in front of him.
"Ronald Hunny, where have you been?" He swept Ron up into a crushing hug, literally. Ron could feel the bones breaking...
"MHPH Grofofmeeee!" he girlishly screamed. Goyle pulled him away.
"What did you say, Muffin?" Ron gagged as he repeated.
"I said get off of me. But you have. And...is that an apron?...and A ROLLING PIN?" he screeched. What was going on?
"You should know, buggums, you bought them for me. I was just making supper when I came to find you," he turned and began burrowing into the shrimp. "Oh and by the way, I hope you don't mind that I invited a guest for dinner? Voldie was ever so lonely up at that sea side haunted hotel of his."
Ron just stared. This was too weird. His tiny brain was overloaded. Harry was married to Draco, and had seemingly turned into Draco, and they had a child. Draco was...well he wouldn't go there. He has scene Dumbledore's Naked Time twice, and Ginny was getting married to the twins. And Goyle...he shuddered violently.
He fell back into the fluffy shrimp and lay there staring at the...he sighed nothing could faze him after that, green sky. He turned his head slowly as a voice chirped beside his ear.
"Hi!"
"Hullo."
"So...having fun?" she asked cheerfully, throwing up a shrimp and catching it in her mouth. He just continued to stare blankly at her. She had no idea of the utter chaos everything was in. She frowned suddenly.
"Hmm, these taste like cardboard," she took out a notebook and quickly wrote, Then the shrimp they lay in were suddenly the best they had ever tasted. Then the shrimp they lay in were suddenly the best they had ever tasted. Ron sat up.
"How did you do that?"
"I'm the author. I can do anything I want. I created this world (A/N Not really that was J.K Rowling. Sorry just covering my butt)."
"You...you WHAT?" She continued to pop shrimp into her mouth apparently not noticing the murderous glint in Ron's eyes.
"I created it. I'm Aevum, by the way. Nice ta meet cha." Suddenly at the mention of her name, Harry burst through an entire layer of shrimp.
"YOU!" he bellowed. "YOU!"
"Oh, hullo Harry. Having fun?" she wheedled nervously. "Oh by the way, you and Draco are such a lovely couple and that girl..." she screamed loudly as the two Gryffindors dove at her.
"You made me married to MALFOY! I WAS IN LOVE WITH MALFOY! WE..." Harry trailed off looking at Ron. "NEVER MIND, BUT YOU ARE SOOOOOOO DEAD!"
Now there were two murderously glinting pairs of eyes. She ran.
"OK. Geez you don't have to be so huffy about it!" She scribbled something on her trusty paper and disappeared.
Suddenly the computer was gone, Dumbledore was dressed, Harry and Draco's marriage was annulled somehow considering they had been married two years, the little girl was returned to her real mother, who actually was a woman, Draco was back in Slytherin, Ginny was no longer engaged to the twins, but about them being in love... "AEVUM!" Ok, ok, Fred and George were just brothers; Goyle lost his apron and roll...rolli...What? I can't type it...He really does have a rolling pin and apron?
Goyle blushed.
Ok....and all the shrimp disappeared.
Harry and Ron both stared at the sky for a moment before looking at each other.
"So she got you to?"
"Uhuh..."
"Oh."
"DUCKY!" Draco ran across the field in the pink boxers in hot pursuit of the mallard.
"AEVUM!"
"Oh, and Harry luv?" Aevum's voice echoed from the clouds. "I never said that you were in love with Draco. You made that up all by yourself." Harry stared into the distant, his mind refusing to compute.
"Umm...Harry? Your hair?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Ok, that's all folks. I hope you liked the newest addition of HAS THE WHOLE SCHOOL GONE MAD? I hope you liked it. Read and review if you want another chapter. Mmmm...Draco in boxers...mmm....Oh and The Dumbledore's Naked Time doesn't really belong to me. Wanna see what I mean? Go to Flash Player . com and look for Harry Potter Puppet Pals one and two.:P