Hi people, sorry this took so long. First 3 weeks of school were kinda like hell. SO much homework and I haven't had that much time to log on. Anyway, hope you like this new chapter of The Wrath Of The Riddles! Read, review, and enjoy! Remember, I do not own any part of the Teen Titans. I only own Shadow. That is all. Now read before I go crazy!
The Wrath of the Riddles: Part 2
Shadow: So, are you ready, Beast Boy?
Beast Boy: I'm ready when you are.
Shadow: (sounding like a game show host) Okay, here is you're riddle: what has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?
Beast Boy: (sounding confused) Four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?
Shadow: Yup!
Beast Boy: (scratching his head) um. . .is it a four legged cockroach that loses two legs in the afternoon and then grows a leg at night?
Shadow: Well. . .not really.
Beast Boy: (crosses his arms and pouts) humpf!
Shadow: (smiling) But it is an animal.
Beast Boy: (cheering up) Yay! So, do I get a point for the cockroach?
Shadow: Points?! Who ever said I was giving out points?! We're doing this for the fun of learning.
Beast Boy: (confused) What are we learning?
Shadow: New riddles, of course!
Beast Boy: Right . . .I knew that.
Shadow: (sarcastically) Of course you did, BB. It's all fun n' games 'till someone loses an eye.
Beast Boy: Now where did that come from?
Shadow: (shrugs) Who knows? Maybe the writer just put it in because she was acting very random at the time.
Beast Boy: (taking a step away from Shadow) Yeah . . .okay . . .anyway . . .so, its an animal?
Shadow: uh-huh.
Beast Boy: Is it some strange alien creature?
Shadow: No. But this riddle is kinda like the last one.
Beast Boy: Don't tell me it's a lobster!
Shadow: Don't worry, it has nothing to do with a lobster.
Beast Boy: (whining type of thing) Why do you come up with such complicated riddles?
Shadow: (balls up fists and puts on evil smile) Cause I like to see you suffer! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Beast Boy: (terrified) R-really?
Shadow: (back to her old self) Naw, I'm just kidding with you Beast Boy. My really answer is . . .I like to stump people.
Beast Boy: (relieved) Oh. Well, yur annoying, ya know that?
Shadow: (smiles) Yup!
Beast Boy: (thinks for a few more seconds on what the answer might be, then quits) Okay, I give up. What does have four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three at night?
Shadow: Do you really wanna know?
Beast Boy: I guess so.
Shadow: (giggles) A human!!
Beast Boy: What?! How's that possible?
Shadow: Well . . .(brings out a chalkboard and starts pointing at the diagrams of the answer) at the begging of our lives, we crawl on all four (points at a crawling baby). In the middle of our lives, we walk on two legs (points at a person). And in the end, we walk with our legs plus a cane (points at an old person with a cane).
Beast Boy: Why did I even agree to try to answer these riddles?
Shadow: Cause you're the dumbest person in this building?
Beast Boy: (balls up fists and talks through gritted teeth) You're gonna get it some day.
Shadow: (smiles) I'm sure I will. So do you want another riddle?
Beast Boy: I would rather drown myself in a toilet than listen to another one of you're hard, confusing riddles. Why don't you go bother Raven or someone else besides me?
Shadow: (talks thoughtfully) You know, Beast Boy, I think you're right.
Beast Boy: huh?
Shadow: I should go bother my sister with one of my "hard, confusing" riddles. It would be a miracle if I even came out of Raven's room alive.
Beast Boy: (confusion once again) What are you talking about?
Shadow: I'm talking about how Raven acts. She probably won't even smile at my attempt to make the world a better place by telling riddles.
Beast Boy: Really?
Shadow: Yeah . . .but it's worth a try. See ya later, Beast Boy.
Beast Boy: (talking to himself) Yeah . . .okay, is it just me, or is Shadow a bit more randomer than usual? If randomer is even a word. Oh well, it is now.
Shadow: (to herself) Now, on to Raven's room. . .
TO BE CONTINUED