Disclaimer: I wish I owned Harry Potter, but I don't. Imagine being JK Rowling? Life would taste pretty sweet, wouldn't it?

When: Doesn't matter

Where: God knows! Somewhere with a clock that chimes.

Characters: Not telling

Category: Humour (to me, anyway)

AN: You are welcome to skip this one. It gives me hysterics, but I doubt anyone else will appreciate it :( Never mind! I only spent about five minutes on this! I apologise in advance.


CHRISTMAS VARIETY BOX

Now or never…

The clock struck midnight. As the last chime sounded away, I realised: It was now, or never.

"George?" He turns to look at me. God, he has nice teeth.

"Yes?"

I brace myself. This is it.

"George, will you marry me?"

He looks surprised, but genuinely delighted.

"Why, Fred! I thought you'd never ask!"


AN: Hee-hee-hee! Don't say I didn't warn you! No quote for this one…didn't want to bother looking! Well, I'm sorry about this one, but I had to post it! :)