Mutant Rap by garggirl
sung by Kurt Wagner, Bobby Drake and Warren Worthington III
(to the tune of "Ninja Rap" by Vanilla Ice)
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No infringement of these copyrights is intended, and is not authorized
by the copyright holder.
All original characters are the property of garggirl.
(Kurt:)
YO! It'z ze X machine
Gonna save ze world from evil mutantz.
Have you ever zeen a Xman in action?
Zlammin' Jammin' viz ze other factionz.
Yeah, everybody let'z move
Nightcrawler iz here viz ze new Jack Groove.
Gonna rock an' roll ziz place
Viz ze power of ze mutant pover base
Iceman, ya knov vut I'm zaying!
Get ze zhow jumpin vhile ze Xmen are zayin':
(All:)
Mutant, Mutant, RAP! Mutant, Mutant, RAP! Mutant, Mutant, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Mutants, Go Mutants, GO; Go Mutants, Go Mutants, GO!
Go Mutants, Go Mutants, GO; Go Mutants, Go Mutants, GO!
GO GO GO GO
(Bobby: )
Lemme fill in the gap
Drop that bass and get the Mutant RAP
Feel it, hear what I'm sayin'?
Or it's all o' you whose gonna be payin'
Give it up for our heroes in spandex
Fightin' evil, usin only their powers
Rockin' the town, hour after hour
Cause in this life there's only one way
You better be good or the Xmen will enter
In it to win it, it's the team called Xmen
Charles' Mutants, you gotta adore.
It's the...
(All:)
Mutant, Mutant, RAP! Mutant, Mutant, RAP! Mutant, Mutant, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Mutants, Go Mutants, GO; Go Mutants, Go Mutants, GO!
Go Mutants, Go Mutants, GO; Go Mutants, Go Mutants, GO!
GO GO GO GO
(Warren:)
Villians, you better run and hide
Cuz one day you might not slide
Choose your venue but see here,
Angel's in control of the stage and the mic grip
Rockin' the crowd the way it should be rocked
With the New York drop that you like a lot
Hittin like a Mutant Man, kickin' the bass way up
You better check your level
The power of the Xmen is strong
Fightin' all the crooks until they're all o' gone
(All:)
Mutant, Mutant, RAP! Mutant, Mutant, RAP! Mutant, Mutant, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Mutants, Go Mutants, GO; Go Mutants, Go Mutants, GO!
Go Mutants, Go Mutants, GO; Go Mutants, Go Mutants, GO!
GO GO GO GO
X, X, X.
(All:)
Mutant, Mutant, RAP! Mutant, Mutant, RAP! Mutant, Mutant, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Mutants, Go Mutants, GO; Go Mutants, Go Mutants, GO!
Go Mutants, Go Mutants, GO; Go Mutants, Go Mutants, GO!
GO GO GO GO