Inuyasha One Half

By: Minuiko

Yes, after so long, I finally decide to update. :3

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Chapter Four

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Inuyasha's POV

"Inuyasha, it's been three days since you've last showered, you think you can manage it today?"

"Yeah, yeah, Ka-go-me…" I replied, putting extra emphasis on her name just to be annoying. She growled, then threw a bra at me, yelling, "Sorry, Inuyasha, you'll need one of these too!!"

Girls. I snatched it, and hid it carefully in my, well, her, clothes that I was borrowing, so that people wouldn't see it… of course, it wouldn't matter if they had, but… I shrugged. I guessed I really did need a shower. I probably smelled like shit… although technically, three days wasn't a lot.

I turned on the water, cursing the bad technology of this stinking place. I felt the water. Growled with frustration. Waited a few seconds. Felt the water again. Stepped back and waited some more. Felt it one last time. "WHY THE HELL IS IT SO COLD?!!"

"You have to change the temperature."

A girl I didn't know pointed to some sort of thermometer where you could change the temperature at the corner of the shower. She looked like one of Kagome's friends… Yuka, I think. I flushed. "Um… er, thanks…"

I changed the water to hot. And climbed in the now-warm shower…

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I poked myself. Hard. In the chest. It was flat! IT WAS FLAT!!! I looked down at the place where I was previously lacking substance. Oh, thank god! THANK GOD!!! "Hallelujah, I'm a guy again!!!"

That was not the smartest thing to do. At least fifty other faces turned to me. And stared at my body, wide-eyed in horror.

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"AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! THERE'S A PERVERT IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!!"

Life sickened me. The last thing I saw was the face of a very red-faced, very nude, and very pissed off girl in front of me, claws outstretched. And behind her was a crowd of other girls with evil, gleaming eyes and veins popping on their foreheads. "AAAHHH!!!"

Miroku's POV

There were groaning sounds… they were coming… from Inuyasha's brother's apartment. Now, being how I was, I couldn't just walk away, not could I? They were getting more prominent…

I was next to the door… I could hear the sounds. "Come here, Fluffy, and help me with this!!"

It was a woman. Fluffy? How interesting. How very interesting. Help her with what? I heard Sesshoumaru answer, "Don't call me that."

Then the next voice was unmistakably Inuyasha's. "No!" He was groaning every other word or so. "Don't—ugh—let… that… Uunngh!... don't come any closer… NO! Don't touch there! It's friggin' sensitive!"

Ooh. A threesome? Those moaning sounds sure were… revealing. I never knew that Sesshoumaru was into incest. On second thought… maybe… they were raping him! No, Inuyasha! You mustn't succumb to their tactics! I chose to open the door at that moment…

To find Kanna's sister bandaging an extremely beaten up and bruised Inuyasha with a frown at Sesshoumaru, who was sitting on the bed looking innocent and perfectly bored to death. Then Inuyasha screamed again. "YOU BASTARD!! You did that on purpose!! You knew that that bruise hurt the most!!! Teme!!"

He threw a punch as best as he could with only one arm. Sesshoumaru easily caught it and looked at me. "What can we do for you?"

"Eh heh… nothing… actually, maybe… the lady here could accompany me on a walk, perhaps?"

I gestured towards the oh-so-lovely lady Kagura with a dumb grin on my face. Inuyasha groaned again and screamed, "PERVERTED ASSHOLE!! I know you! You'll want something more than a walk!! And—"

"Hey, you're a guy again?"

Sesshoumaru interrupted Inuyasha, who was about to answer. "Yes. Hot water turns him into a guy, while cold water turns him into a girl. The innkeeper told us— well, me, anyways. Needless to say, he got caught in the girls' shower."

"YES, AND THAT SON OF A BITCH SITTING NEXT TO ME— not you, Kagura, the other son of a bitch— wait, you're a girl, so cross that—HE FREAKIN' KNEW!!! HE KNEW!! DAMN YOU SESSHOUMARU! WHY DON"T YOU JUST GO TO—"

"As fun as that sounds, brother slash sister dear, I'm afraid I'm busy. I'll go to hell some other time, ne?"

"SO IT'S BROTHER SLASH SISTER NOW, EH?!! I AM NOT A HERMAPHRODITE!! YOU LITTLE—"

Kagura restrained him. "Inuyasha. Don't move, I need to finish bandaging you."

I took that opportunity to walk slowly away from the room.

Kouga's POV

I DID IT!! I made it to Jusenkyo… I was crying tears of bitterness. Tears of happiness. And tears of love!! Oh, Kagome, your rescuer has arrived! I won't let you go with that stupid mutt, Inuyasha!!

I asked this guy who was passing by for directions. "Jusenkyo? Do you know where Jusenkyo is?"

"Ye mean the springs? Ye damn fool, why would you want to go there?"

"WHERE IS JUSENKYO?!!"

Feebly, he pointed in a direction. I started walking. "IDIOT, I POINTED THERE, NOT THERE!"

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A/N Hehe. I think I'll stop here… short, I know, but… (shrugs) I realize that they haven't met Kouga yet, but... oh well. You want spoilers? Ok. Kaede is Cologne, Kikyou is Shampoo, and Suikotsu is Mousse. I've already got Tsubasa and Ukyo down (no, Sango is not Ukyo… I just thought it would be fun to give her a spatula ), and they're coming, so don't worry! This is loosely based on the Ranma series; it's mostly my creation… with some parody here and there from Ranma. xD

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