Disclaimer: JKR owns these characters and setting, I own the experience, as well as thousands of other ppl.

A.N.This happened to me, the freaky wolf spider in the bath tub,the spider jumping, and the spider running. However I didn't call7 people for help. R&R! Also if you can't see the next chapter button, then in the address bar, at the very end where it should say (blablabla) /1/, then change it to /2/ then /3/ and so on.

The Spider in the Bathtub

Ron

As you never hear about in the actual HP boods, Ron (who was at the Burrow) needed a bath.

In the bathtub there was a huge wolf spider (I hate them).

"Arrg! There's a spider in the bathtub! Get it out!" Ron yelled.

When nobody appeared he threw his shoe at it.

When the shoe hit it, the spider jumped.

"OMG, the spider jumps!" he yelled shuddering. "Do I run for help, or tackle it by myself?" he wondered. He looked back and forth between the door and the bathtub, kind of like they do in cheesy horror movies.

Deciding to have one more go at it, he threw his other shoe at it.

The spider jumped again and ran freakily fast around the bathtub.

"That's it," Ron thought, then yelled his head off.

A.N. These are really short chapters, each chapter has someone else coming, and it would get boring if it was longer. Also the idea is kind of wierd, but I thought of it in the middle of the night, so don't blame me.