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A Collection of Fluffy, Funny, Randomly Random One-Shots Volume 1 Best Friends

(AN/:Ok I know the odds that this ever happened are like zero to nil but it was fun to write anyway and I hope you enjoy it!)

A five-year-old tyke sat along the side of a sandbox drawling circles with a stick. He had jet-black hair and chocolate-brown eyes. He also had round glasses that were silver. His complexion was fair and his face still had the slight baby face look with round rosy cheeks. He was constantly being cooed over by his mother and father's friends and how much of a "looker" he would be when he grew up.

The boy seemed rather bored and watched across the playground a small girl with flaming red hair and stunning green eyes play hopscotch with another girl who had a rather long neck.

He walked over to the younger girl and asked, " Hi my name is James and I was wondering if I could play that skipping game with you?" He gave them both a rather lopsided grin and fiddled with his hair when the smaller one looked at him curiously.

"My names Lilly and you will have to ask my older sister, Petunia." Lilly said, fiddling with the hem of her checkered dress.

The older girl who was perhaps eight years old said, "No he can't play! He's a boy with stupid messy hair and he probably has cooties!"

"I can't help my hair and I don't even know what cooties are but I do know what doxies and gnomes are. I don't have any of them." James said trying to make his hair lie flat.

"He's weird, there's no such thing as doxies or gnome!" the older girl said and stuck her tongue out.

"O you must be a muggle!" James said a bit disappointed.

"Yep he's nutters! Come on Lilly we don't want to catch his nuttiness!" the long-necked girl said dragging her sister by the arm.

"But- but-" Lilly stammered waving good-bye to James.

James waved good-bye sadly and sat down on a swing feeling wiping away the small tears with his little pudgy hands. "I'm no nutter," he thought. "I think,"

"Watcha crying for boy?" a boy around James age said jumping out of a nearby tree and landing with a thud. He had elegant dark brown hair and grey eyes with an impish grin.

Startled James jumped out of his seat. "I wasn't crying!" He protested.

"Sure and I'm a muggle!" the boy said laughing with a twinkle in his grey eyes.

"You're a wizard too," James asked hopefully. He didn't no many other wizard children except for a snotty boy name Luicious and several other spoiled ministry children. His father and mother were very rich.

"Of course! My whole family is! I am the one, the only, Sirius Black!" He said proudly.

"Oh, I better go then. I'm not supposed to play with dark wizard children." James stammered nervously because his mother was sitting on the bench nearby.

"It's okay I'm not like them!" Sirius said. "I like muggles. There better then my icky brother Regalus." He added sticking out his tongue and making a gagging noise causing James to laugh.

"Well, all right." James said hesintally. "I'm James Potter by the way.

"Neat," Sirius said. "So why were you crying? Don't worry I pinky-swear I won't tell I single soul and I never ever break pinky-swears! It's almost as bad as drinking firewhiskey!"

"I wanted to play with that girl over there," James said pointing to Lilly. " But her older sister wouldn't let me!"

"Why do you want to play with girls their bloody boring!"? Sirius said heading over to the monkey bars.

James followed him astonished. "You said the "b" word!"

"So?" Sirius asked swinging between two of the bars.

"Oh, nothing." James said. "Wow this boy is brilliant!" he thought. "I wanted to play with her because she pretty and I'm going to marry her one day!" James said.

"Jeez, you need a best man if your going to get married and you got to know how to kiss." Sirius said.

"What's a best man?" James asked curiously. "And how do you kiss a girl? Is it like kissing your mommy and daddy?"

"A best man is like your best friend," Sirius explained. " To kiss someone you just put your mouth on their cheek like if you put food on your mouth but don't bite them because they don't like that. I wouldn't know if it's like kissing your parents because my parents haven't ever kissed me before."

"Oh," James said taking this all in. "Wanna be my best friend?" He asked.

"Sure mate!" Sirius said grinning happily. "We can be best friends forever and ever!"

"All right!" James added. "Now I'm going to kiss her!"

James walked over to the girl, Lilly "Hi Lilly," He said nervously.

"O, hello Boy," Lilly said. "My sister better not find you here!" She added warningly.

"It won't take long." James said and leaning in he touched his lips on her cheeks and drew away quickly.

"Why did you do that?" Lilly asked perplexed. "Like a prince in my fairy tales!" She said dreamingly.

"Because one day when I grow up, maybe when I'm ten, I'm going to marry you!" James said.

"Are you a prince?" Lilly asked.

"No why?" James said picking at the sole of his trainers.

"Sorry I'm only going to marry a prince so I can be a princess but you can be my friend," Lilly said.

"Okay but I got a best friend his name is Sirius and he's over there," James added pointing to Sirius who was currently throwing bread to some geese.

"I do too. Her names Abbey!" Lilly said.

"Lilly!" cried out a mother's voice. "Time to go!"

"Well I got to go James tell me if you ever become a prince, " she said kissing his cheek. "Bye!" She said skipping of to her mother and sister.

James grinned and stood watching her stupidly until Sirius came over.

"So are you married?" He asked.

"Not yet, I'm going to be a prince first," James, said. "But I still need a best friend. Know anyone up for the job?"

"Pick me! Pick me!" Sirius said waving his arms in the air.

"O all right!" James said laughing and the two friends went off to the swing set and stayed friends ever since.

Fin

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