Title: Christmas at the Kennel
Author: R.J. Moony
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Own nothing. No money. J.K. Rowling's, all of them. Blah.
Summary: Christmas chaos at the pup's flat.
A/N: Merry Christmas!
Christmas at the Kennel
By R.J. Moony
1. Cooking
"Sirius?"
"Hmm?"
"What are you doing?"
"Cooking."
"Cooking what, exactly?"
"Food."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"What kind of food?"
"The kind you eat on Christmas."
"...And you're absolutely sure that it's food you've got in there."
"Yes, Remus!"
"Just checking...Sirius?"
"WHAT?"
"You might want to turn that down a–"
BOOM!
"...Shut up, Remus."
"I didn't say a word."
2. Presents
"Sirius?"
"Hmm?"
"Did you pick up gifts for James and Lily?"
"Yup."
"Did you wrap them?"
"No."
"Come and help me with that, then?"
"Uh-huh."
"...Sirius?"
"Yeah?"
"What is that?"
"Lily's gift."
"Uh..."
"Prongs'll love it."
"Erm..."
"Isn't it pretty? Green is really her color, don't you think? Matches her eyes. And look! It goes with James' present!"
"Oh god."
"What? Don't you like them? I got them at the same shop where we got my collar and leash. You like that place, right?"
"...Why don't we just put your name on these, hmm?"
3. Cleaning
"Sirius!"
"What?"
"This place is a mess!"
"Um..."
"I thought you were going to clean while I was out!"
"Er..."
"James and Lily and Peter will be here soon!"
"Uh..."
"How're we going to get rid of this mess in time?"
"SCOURGIFY!"
"...Cheeky bastard."
4. After
"SIRIUS!"
"WHA-AT?"
"What the HELL happened in here?"
"Prongs and I had a fight."
"With WHAT?"
"The mashed potatoes. It was fun. You should have been there."
"Siri–"
"Hey Moony."
"What?"
"Look up."
"Huh?"
"Mistletoe."
"There's no– urmmph."
"I love you, Moony."
5. Bed
"Sirius?"
"Hmm?"
"Next year, we're having Christmas at James and Lily's."
"Good idea."