Deck the Walls (sung to Deck the Halls)

Deck the walls with heads of house elves

Fa la la la la la la la la

Coat the glass with deadly poison

Fa la la la la la la la la

Chop the wood and bring the torches

Fa la la la la la la la la

Start the fire and roast the Umbridge

Fa la la la la la la la la

(2nd verse)

Snap the brooms and lose the sni-itch

Fa la la la la la la la la

Melt the cauldron, lose the ingredients

Fa la la la la la la la la

Find a spell to turn Lockhart's hair pink

Fa la la la la la la la la

Throw his wig off of the tower

Fa la la la la la la la la

(3rd verse)

Now our day is nearly done

Fa la la la la la la la la

Soon we'll have yearlong detention

Fa la la la la la la la la

We won't be done 'til vacation

Fa la la la la la la la la

So we'll turn high tail and ru-un

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