They group of assassins arrived promptly midnight at the abandoned building. Seeing that there were no people hanging around the area, the group had no trouble getting to the floor which had the machine.
"Jeez, this place is dark. Can't we light up a match or something?"
"No, we can't. Since I left the bomb unattended for a few days, any electricity or heat will cause it to blow."
"So this is the one?" Aya asked the cat. The cat looked around then nodded. Aya walked into the room screening the upper areas when he tripped over a cold and stiff thing. He mewled which had the rest's attention from what they did.
Aya groaned from Tama's view when the brown cat saw Tama's face grew pale. Aya followed his gaze to where he was settled stomach facing the ceiling. He himself grew pale when he found himself between the stiff arm and cold deceased body of the target he killed.
He screeched as he jumped out of the dead body's side and pressed back against cold metal. "Is that the machine?" Omi asked out as he rushed over. He started fumbling over the buttons with pressing or pulling any handle. "This is complicated. There're five buttons and three triggers, in which another big red button that's settled away from the smaller five. Which one do you wish to press?"
"Let's take turns. I'll press this button." Yoji finished and randomly pushed his finger against a button even before the rest told him to stop.
Again, the similar light the three assassins encountered before blinded them as they felt their souls left from their bodies. After the light faded everyone felt dizzy and started seeing colorful spots and squares appearing.
"Oh man… What the heck?!?" Ken gagged. He looked at his foot which were paws. "I became the cat! The disgusting furry cat!" He moaned.
It was then Yoji meowed.
"Well, Yoji Kudou. You pressed the wrong button", Omi said seriously. Aya was making sobbing noises while Ken was looking at him short form.
"Wait, Aya, you're in Omi?" Ken asked. Omi nodded and tossed a glare at Aya.
"Yoji-kun! It's all your fault! I have not set in the area compound which will switch the bodies! I didn't have to change if you hadn't pressed that stupid button!" Aya yelled.
Omi, Ken and the cat stared at Aya. Wow, seeing Aya sobbing isn't as bad as it seems. As if being able to read their thoughts, Omi gave a kick to both the cat and Ken.
"What the… Oi Aya! You didn't have to kick me!" Yoji-in-Ken growled. The cat hissed at Omi as well but shut off when Omi delivered both of them a glare.
After Aya finished sobbing, he went over to the machine and tried his luck in pressing. He pulled a trigger instead, the one furthest to the left. Again, the bright light consumed them.
This time everyone frowned at each other.
"Oh jeez Aya, don't you eat?" All their attentions were at the redhead which Ken was in. This time, Yoji answered back.
"Like I care?"
"Where's Yoji-kun?" Ken asked. The cat was using its claws and pulling Ken's jeans. "Oh my god! Yoji-kun became the kitty and the cat's in me!"
"Alright that does it! We always seem to be going in circles and going no where!" Yoji tried to yell, but as usual, it came out as an irritated-sounding meow.
"Alright, one of the two triggers has to be it. That time, that jerk pulled one down, so we'll just have to depend on our luck. This time, I'll do it." Aya-in-Yoji said.
He went up and took a deep breath before pulling the middle trigger down.
After a minute, everyone focused on their sight.
"I'm me again! Oh Glory to heaven", Yoji sung. Aya glared at the playboy while Omi and Ken were dancing with relief. A soft mewl came from the cat below the redhead and Aya picked the cat up.
"Glad to be yourself, Tama?" Aya teased. The cat mewled back happily.
Well, the two younger assassins were so busy dancing so close the machine that Ken hit the big red button.
"Activate self-destruct system. Machine will blow in fifty, forty-nine…"
Everyone glared at the brunette before fleeing out of the room.
"This is all your fault block head!"
"It wasn't my fault! Omi kept swinging my arms!"
"I did not! You were swinging mine!"
"Oh shut up already!" Aya shouted while running down the stairs.
All of them were doing a mental countdown before the building blows up to ashes.
Just two more story before they reach the ground floor in which they had only fifteen seconds.
Just before they were left with one section of the stairs, Yoji tripped over his foot and went down the steps, adding the rest into the rolling. Everyone was yelling and they fell onto the hard concrete floor.
"Three seconds!" Omi called out as he dragged the rest to run. All of them were close to a safe distance when the building exploded from top to bottom. Glass shattered and fire gushed out from inside.
Even stared as the building collapsed to the ground.
"Phew. I think Yoji-kun's tripping cause up to move faster."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Aya was too busy to bother about the rest brawling and quarreling with each other. He stared at the cat which sat beside him.
"I guess Moemoe-chan gets a new kitty to play with", he said and scratched the cat behind the ears.
After five minutes of noise-making, Aya finally got frustrated and shouted loudly at them and whacked all of them on their heads while they accused each other till they reached back home.
Ha... finally... the last stupid chp up... I'm so caught up with other fics, so I decided to get this done once and for all... I still have 5 more fics to finish! O.o
Bao-chan -> Yeah thanks.. although I wished it to be more funny... Oh well! I tried my best, ne? And there isn't any pairings 'sweat-drop' for this fanfic...