By Silently Broken
OMG! Is it possible? I just wrote a humor fic! GO ME! Woot!
This is kinda a parody of all the yaoi fics for Christmas. It don't really like them or Yoai so I decided to write one that did not turn into yaoi! That's Right Folks! NONYAOI CHIRSTMAS FIC!
Malik – hikari
Marik – yami
Bakura- yami
Ryou – hikari
Jounouchi – Joey
- mind link
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Malik's pov
It was Christmas and with that comes MISTLETOE! The wonderful plant parasite that lives off trees and during Christmas, makes people KISS! Oooh wonderful payback for during that year!
This was what was going around in Malik's head throughout the holiday season. Seto had invited everyone over for a Christmas party, courtesy of Mokuba. Everyone knew Seto couldn't resist his puppy dog eyes. It was payback time Mistletoe style! Think of all the options! He could make people kiss and take photos for blackmail! Now all he needed was a partner in this….
Marik Pov
Hahaha! Bwahaha! Muwahaha cough cough haha….. Oh well I need to practice my evil laugh, have to ask bakura how he does it without getting into a fit of coughing…. Anyway, my light has a devilish idea! I love it we get this mistletoe and blackmail them!! HAHAHAHA!
3 person pov
It was Christmas and seto had invited everyone for a Christmas party. Most people came, but some didn't come since they had wanted to spend Christmas with their families. These included Tristan, Tea, Mai, and Serenity. The ones who were present were Duke, Jounouchi Yugi, Yami, Marik, Malik, Rishid, Isis, Bakura, Ryou and of course, Seto and Mokuba. Unknowingly, Seto had let madness himself enter the house. That's right. Malik, Marik and Mistletoe. Surprisingly no one questioned why Marik and Malik had a small plant stung to the top of their sennen rod. Perhaps it was the due to the fact that there were 4 Egyptians, other than Malik and Marik, and didn't know a thing about the dreaded Mistletoe. Or perhaps that one of the hosts didn't know a thing about holiday spirits. It didn't change the fact that tonight, everyone's ego except Isis, was going to plummet down to next to nothing.
When everyone arrived, Mokuba was his own peppy stuff plus the 50 grams of sugary stuff that he had just consumed. In other words, total hyperness.
"HIHIHIHIHHIHIIII! takes a deep breath HIHIHIHI!" says Mokuba. "Hi" says the guests. "Big brother!" yells mokuba "there're here!!" seto walks in "Hi merry Chistmas don't make a mess or enjoy yoursesves" he mutters. "Come on in!" yells mokuba who was really hyper from excitement as well as sugar.
After that the party fell into full swing. That was until….
Malik decided that they had enough time to enjoy themselves. He sought out Malik and prepared the listings of people to black mail. It read as follows:
Pharaoh x tomb robber
High priest x mutt
Tomb robber's light x tomb robber
Pharaoh's light x Pharaoh
High Priest x Pharoah
Slowly and surely they crept up to the first on the list.
"Pharaoh!" cried Malik. "Tomb robber's up to no good!" "I see it as duty to stop the savage!" Yami replied regally and strolled up to the unsuspecting white haired boy.
With bakura, things were a bit different. He had agreed to stand there because Marik had promised him a picture to black mail the Pharaoh with. Unable to pass up such a great opportunity, he waited, under the stairway for him to return. Quite stupid on his part, actually.
Yami strolled up to Baura and said "what is it you have done now tomb robber?!" Now bakura was confused. What had he done? Nothing so far. And this is what he said. With an insult. Yami was about to reply when a Malik's voice above them said "Oi! You to! Look up!" When they looked up they saw a very particular plant! "Yami you have to kiss bakura!" yelled yugi delighted at the embarrassment of the former pharaoh. Yami blushed deep red and Bakura did as well when his meddlesome light spoke in his head.
/you have to bakura /
/never/
/its tradition
/screw tradition/
/if you don't, I'll reveal to the whole room that…/
/fine fine! You win!/
Bakura could feel Ryou smirking very un-ryou like in the link
Looking at Yami, he could tell his light did the exact same thing.
Squeezing his eyes shut he waited for yami to plant a small kiss on this lips. Then they both rushed upstairs and you could hear all of the kaibas' mouthwath, toothpaste, toothbrushes, etc. being consumed. They would really need to get some more dental hygiene supplies after this night, which was only just beginning…..
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To Be Continued..
How did you like it? Review and tell me or else I won't update 'cause I don't want to post a fic no one likes. If you have any more people to kiss let me know! I'm always open for suggestions! However, I won't take any yaoi. So don't even bother asking.
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