By Silently Broken
Malik – hikari
Marik – yami
Bakura- yami
Ryou – hikari
Jounouchi – Joey
- mind link
I'm so sorry I haven't been updating! I had a major case of writers block and I wasn't feeling in a humorous mood. But, now I'm back! I decided that the reviews would probably be mad at me, since some authors who only wrote one chapter havn't updated for a really long time and I am EXTREAMLY UNHAPPY WITH THEM!! Thus, I don't want to be like them, so here is the next chapter!
OMG! Did I forget the disclaimer on the last chapter????!?!?! Here it is then!
Disclaimer: Don't own, but I think you would have realized that already.
Warning: might be a little character bashing here and future chapters.
Remember, this is non yaoi! D
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Malik's pov
Mwahahaah!! That was hilarious! HAhAHA! Those two enemies kissing! HAHAAHAHAH-umph Oww that hurt.
3rd person pov
After that fiasco, Malik was laughing evilly on a swiveling chair with his list while Marik was somewhere with his duplicate list. Correction, actually he was on the floor with his list rubbing his rear. Looking down at his list, Malik came up with more ideas.
Pharaoh x tomb robber
High priest x mutt
Tomb robber's light x tomb robber
Pharaoh's light x Pharaoh
High Priest x Pharoah
Mutt x Dice Boy
Isis x mutt
Unknown to him, Marik hat his own ideas.
Pharaoh x tomb robber
High priest x mutt
Tomb robber's light x tomb robber
Pharaoh's light x Pharaoh
High Priest x Pharoah
Mutt x Dice Boy
Isis x mutt
Tomb Robber's Light x Tomb Keeper D
And an evil smile.
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Malik and Marik grinned to each other. It was time for number two on their list. Operation High priest and mutt.
Ginning manically, they started toward their destinations.
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"Jonouchi! The food is almost gone! Someone's going to eat the rest! ", cried Malik
"Not if I can help it" said Jou ginning.
Malik watched Jou run up to the buffet and hid behind the sofa grinning evilly all the while.
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Marik sneakily took one of Seto's Blue Eyes White Dragons, courtesy to Bakura's thieving lessons. "Oh Seto!", he taunted. Seto turned and stopped at what he saw. Fire blazed in his sapphire eyes when Marik pretended to rip it apart. "Istar..", he warned. "Come and get it then!", taunted Marik as he pranced to the buffet. He ran over to the table and placed it on the red and green tablecloth. Gently, Seto picked up his card and didn't notice Jou moving down the line. The result: they landed in an uncharacteristic heap.
crash!
"Mutt!"
"Kaiba!"
(Together) "AHHH!" As bright flashed filled the room. Malik had brought his camera for blackmail and was snapping numerous pictures of the two enemies together in a rumpled pile.
"Oh, and you two", Malik said sweetly, "should look up before making a dog pile, though I don't understand why Kaiba would volunteer to do such infuriating things. But the mutt, I would understand."
They looked up, and turned red and paled extremely quickly.
"No, No, I won't do, do that!", and Seto quickly scooted out of the room, however Mokuba dragged him back, with a surprisingly evil mischievous smile. "Mokba! Let go!", yelled Seto. "Sorry Seto" replied Mokuba, "But you have to!"
Yugi was having the same probables with Jou. "Yugi, don't!" "Jou you have to!"
Then, Mokuba and yugi used dreaded, irresistible PUPPY – DOG EYES!
Grudgingly Seto and Jou returned to the center of the room.
"Oh yes, this is going to be good", whispered Malik to Marik.
"Yea!", he replied.
Seto and Jou glaring loathingly at each other, pressed their lips together or a second, then stepped back quickly. Seto ran upstairs in full speed to his bathroom. Jou also ran to the nearest bathroom. A cheetah probably couldn't run any faster.
Malik and Marik high – fived each other and planned for their next victim.
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Ugg, Major writer's block. I also haven't had a lot of experience with humor. Please forgive me if this doesn't turn out very good. TT