Dearest Lily who has stolen my heart within a few words,
It pains me to know that you have never earned such a privelige as dentention! My heart breaks for you, and I cry for you. A person who seems as lovely as you, should never be deprived so cruelly. I, my dear, have a record for detentions.
My favorite class is Transfiguration, because I'm good at it. Well, hell! I'm good at everything. I'm even a chaser on the Quidditch team, and probably captain next year. I'm also in line for Head Boy. Yeah, I'm great. Life's great.
Steak, huh? That's my favorite food, too. I like mine medium rare. With steak sauce. I own an, owl, too, and I'm not weird like you. I name my owl, who is also female, Noelle. Because she's a GIRL and shouldn't be name ABRAHAM or anything that's a GUY name.
My favorite professor is Cheyenne, who pretends to hate me and get mad at me when I call her her first name, Cheyenne. My least favorite professor is Binns, who is boring.
So an all girls school, huh? That sounds great; a lot better than an all gusy school. Lets just add one guy, me, to your school and I bet I could get laid a lot.
Hey, James! Take me, too! There will be enough girls for the both of us. Oh, uh, hi Lily. Cadence mentioned you in her letter, actually. I'm Sirius, by the way.
Ignore him. He's my best friend, and is tied with me in detentions, because we are not DEPRIVED like some poor teenagers. I am sixteen, and will be seventeen on February 12th. Ah, must go now Sirius and I have osur long anticipated detention now.
Love,
James Potter
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Dear Dorcas,
Well. That has to be the strangest letter I received. And I guess I'll just have to believe you on the not being a martian thing.
Not being a martian? What are you on about, Peter?
Remus! This is my letter!
Let me write it for you.
Fave Foods: Cherry Pie
Please ignore Remus, though that is true. I do like cherry pie. My favorite professor is
McGonagall, because you're strange.
Thank you for the help, Remus, but I can handle this on my own, and yes she is my favorite professor.
His friends include me, Remus Lupin, James Potter, and Sirius Black.
REMUS! I can handle this, and yes that is right. My favorite class is Potions, 'cause I"m good at it. I have a mouse, he's grey and he can dance, and his name is Remington. I let Sirius name him...
I wanted to name him Mouser.
Remus, don't you have your own letter to write? I enjoy pranks, potions, herbology, and some other things. I have to go since Remus has taken my time up stealing this letter from before class, so see ya.
-Peter Pettigrew
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Dear Holly,
I have recently discovered that friends do not enjoy having other friends try to write the aforementioned friends letter for them. All I did was have good intention, but alas, he still did not appreciate my efforts to make his life easier. Quick list since class starts in like two minutes:
Fave Prof: Walsh
Fave Food: Chocolate
Fave Class: Defence Against the Dark Arts, Arithmacy(Ah, we are similar! The greatness that is life has once again suceeded!)
Friends: James Potter, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew (who I tried to help with his letter)
I'm glad you like my name, I have hear it, and your name is very pretty. You're not boring, and I have to schedadle.
Sincerily,
Remus Lupin
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Dear Cadence, (I am named after a star...)
So you're a spoon, eh? A prosititute spoon drug lord. We should get a long fine, then. Why? Because I'm a man-whore spork drug lord. So it all works out very well. I refuse to burn you letter on the grounds that it may have to be used for future blackmail. Alas, you must burn this letter, however, to hide my announcement.
You enjoy history!? You're nuts. History is so boring. Now, Defense Against the Dark Arts, that's awesome. My favorite professor is one Cheyenne Winterlin; who, on top of being fun, is young and gorgeous. Least favorite prof: McGonagall.
Sugar Quills? No way! My favorite food is Every Flavor Beans! It tops sugar quills any day! My friends include James "So Hot" Potter, Remus "Sexily Mysterious" Lupin and Peter "So Adorable" Pettigrew. Seriously, i've heard people call each of them that when we sneak out to Hogsmeade where there are women around. It's... freaky.
Oh. James came up with a brilliant idea. He and I are going to come to your school. Seeing as we'll be the only guys, we figure we could get laid a lot. ...Interested?
I'm 16, and I'll be 17 on-
I can't bare to say.
Please don't make me.
Fine. February 14th. Valentines Day. Go ahead, laugh your head off.
I own a cat (much to most peoples surprise) and her name is Boots and she is a kitten and she's black, except for her paws which are white. Yeah, laugh that up, too.
I enjoy pranks, detention, embarrassing innocent bystanders, and a whole lot of other things. I'm just wonderful like that.
Well, I must go, the wonderful thing called Detention is calling.
Love,
Sirius
P.S: I just remembered something! I enjoy getting laid.
By you. :P I'm just joking. I've never even met you.
A/N: Chapter two done, not all that great. Again, apologizing for any mistakes. If any of you are actually wanting to take the chapters, fix them, and them email me them to put back up, go ahead. My email's and that's the only way you'll get it fixed right now.