A/N: HA! I dedicate this chapter to Katkit for being my first reviewer. Plus, if you read this, I read your Hidden Hurt, but my computer wouldn't let me review- I liked it, though.
Anyway, this takes place a couple months after the letters began, 'kay?
J.K.Rowling owns all recognizable characters.
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Pigheaded loser,
Ah, Christmas is less than a month away, and the news has been thrown to us at Mandelina's rather rudely.
We are going to an all boys school for a little while. Not any all boys school.
Hogwarts School of Wizardry.
Alas, that means I will have to meet you face to face, and hear your arragonce in person. Please, avoid me whenever possible. Unless you are totally different from the way you sound in letters, we will not get a long, Mr-I-have-detentions-all-the-time-and-enjoy-them-and-thinks-I-can-get-any-girl-and-is-oh-so-great Potter.
Unless you wish to end up the girl I mentioned in my very first letter about the 21st of September, I would advise you to stop calling me 'Miss Goody Two Shoes'. It is very bad for your health, and I'm sure your nurse wil not want you for a week. I don't know why anyone would want you.
I must ask you to ask you friend Mr. Black to stop suggesting to my friend Miss Kyros that if they were to ever meet that they go on up to his room. Not only is it stupid, it turns her red for like an hour.
.... Not that it isn't funny, but poor Cadence is embarrassed easily, and she makes me feel bad for her.
.... Damn conscience.
Now I must go, don't write back,
Evans
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My Dearest Petey,
I am sorry to tell you this but, I have found out your secret. After writing to you (And you, Remmy, 'cause I know you're reading this!) I have realized that you are both martians.
It's the only thing that explains the oddities that you two speak of. By the way, Petey, I'm eating a slice of cherry pie as I write. It's quite delicious. Sorry if there are any splotches by the way.
Anyway, I suppose you've heard about how Mandelina's coming over to Hogwarts for a bit. Guess this means you and I can elope now. I say Vegas, any other ideas?
I don't have much to say, I have to start packing for the trip, and Cadence needs help finding her pants.
Must go,
Dory
P.S: They say we're getting sorted when we get there, what does that mean?
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Dear Remus,
Hello! My name is Cadence, and I saw Holly write a letter to you before.
That's nice, Caden, but he doesn't care.
That cut's me deep, Hol. I'm sure he loves me enough to want to elope with me.
No, Remus is sane. Aren't you, Remus?
So for a guy to want to elope with me he has to be insane? What does that make Siri-baby? He said he's taking me up to his room to play doctor.
Siri-baby as he has been labeled, is a freak.
Oh, so they have to be a freak to want to do that with me?
No, he's just a freak on his own.
Well, that's true.
Hey! You're wasting my parchment here! Okay, she's gone, and now I've forgotten what I was going to write to you about.
Damn it, Caden, sometimes you are a nuisance.
Oh well. I'm sure you've heard about the dance they plan on having when we arrive? It's hilarious 'cause all the girls are like, "What!?! How are we supposed to get dates!?" and they're all freaked out. Dolly is, especially. It's really, really funny.
Crap. Cadence wasted my time and made me forget what to write. Ah, the evility that happens to be one of my best friends. Life's a pain sometimes. That's okay, I love her anyway.
See ya,
Holly
P.S: Yes, it's almost Christmas. No jokes about my name.
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Siri-Baby,
So, you never sent me over the drugs to sell. ) How am I suppose to make money without your help? Gee, Siri, what were you thinking?!
Holly thinks your nickname is strange. I tried to explain to her how it came along, but she just ignored me.
I guess you heard that we're coming over to Hogwarts, and that we're having a dance to celebrate it. Does that mean I finally get to up to your room? I guess I better run to the store to pack more... appropriate... clothes for that, huh? It's funny; a lot of the girls are upset that they won't have dates for the dance. Dolly Umbridge is like totally freaking out. Holly's getting a good laugh out of it. Holly, of course, could get a date in five minutes after arriving, so she's ticked off most girls...
Ah, the problems of a teenage girl. So pathetic. Shh, don't tell any of the girls I said that. Actually, I need to be packing, my spork friend. Plus everyones going to buy a dress (The girls voted a dress instead of dress robes- even the purebloods against muggles), so I need to hurry. Plus, I gotta hit Lily who is currently hitting me in the head with an every flavor bean evert five seconds.
Love ya,
Cadence
P.S: I have enclosed a small Every Flavor Bean package for you.
:::Package:::