My Dear Lily,
As usual, your words hurt than a thousand knives slamming into me at once. Of course, I don't know what that feelsl like, but whatever. Blimey, Lily, you make me out to me someone worse tha Gilderoy! You'll hate him more than me when you meet him.
And really, do you think I'd let you curse me? Ha! What a laugh, I'm very good with a wand, if I do say so myself. And I do.
I mentioned to my friend Mr. Black what you asked to me to, and he just laughed and told you to wait and see what he does when Mandelina's arrive at Hogwarts. I suggest you hide the poor girl. Sirius does not have many girlfriends when out of school or anything (Way to busy with pranks. The guy is crazy- he's without girls most of the year, then when he has the chance, he blows them off!) but when does, they stay a red from embarrassment a good part of the time. Of course, Miss Kyros is not Sirius's girlfriend, but it's still a scary thought.
Well, my dear, I have to go. I await your arrival at Hogwarts, and you beauty at the dance.
See ya,
James.
P.S: I'm giving you this necklace in the hope that you'll wear it. It's one of kind so, if you wear it I'll be able to spot you, and know who you are.
:::necklace:::
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Dear Dorcas,
Please, please, please stop calling me Petey. It drives me nuts.
And what do you mean you have cherry pie!? You better be sharing it!
We are not martians, either, though I admit we do seem like it.
And Vegas sounds lovely.
Uh, did Cadence ever find her pants? I'd hate for her to run around pantsless.
No you wouldn't. Nor would I, though I shouldn't say that...
I won't tell you what the sorting is- tis a secret! Must go now.
- Peter and Remus
P.S: I'm giving you this necklace in the hope that you'll wear it. If you wear it (it's one of a kind!) I'll be able to spot you, and know who you are.
:::necklace:::
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Have a HOLLY jolly Christmas,
Hey, Holly. Sorry- I couldn't help myself..Tell Cadence hello, and not to play doctor with Sirius. He's a bit off in the head at times, and, well, bloody hell. You should see how red he turns his girlfriend when he has one!
Which is, believe or not, not as often as one would think, even in the summer. He amazes me, sometimes. I would advise Cadence not to step within eight feet of him if I were her. He has mentioned her, and he really enjoys talking to her, and that can be a bad thing...
I'm sorry you forgot what you were going to write. The girls make me laugh. Not much to say. Must go find dress robes, and steal some of honeydukes chocolate from Sirius.
See ya,
Remus.
P.S: Don't murder me.
P.P.S: Hey, I'm giving you this necklace in hopes that you'll wear it- for you see, if you wear it (it's one of a kind!) I'll be able to spot you, and know who you are. My friends are sending some to their quill pals, too.
:::necklace:::
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Cadence, honey, sweety, darling!
A million thanks for the Every Flavor Beans- I had just ran out! Alas, James found the drugs before I could mail them, and made me give it to him so that he wouldn't turn me in. )
And if Holly thinks my name is weird, well, forget her. I'm special, and she isn't. And yes! Finally, you and I alone in my room! Hope you have the right clothes...
People worried about dates, huh? Don't you worry about it; you have one. That's right, you're going with me! 'Cause, I wanna have a date, and it'll be funny to see other girls freak out because you have a date and they don't. Ain't life grand?
Well. Bloody hell, my head hurts, Remus kept hitting me on the head with a book until I forfeited chocolate over to him. Man, he's got some aggression he holds inside to much or somehting!
Well, I must go. I await your arrive, so I can finally meet the prosititute spoon drug lord I've wrote to so much as my oh so wonderfull quill pal!
Love ya,
Siri-baby
P.S: I'm giving you a necklace in the hope that you'll wear it. If you wear it (it's one of a kind, lets all cheer!) I'll be able to spot you, and know who you, my date, is.
P.P.S: Enclosing some sugar quills!
:::necklace:::
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