Reindeer Games
Disclaimer: I don't own Johnny, Squee, Devi, nor the country of rednecks
At some random time at night at some random place surrounded by trees, we meet up with Johnny (or Nny as some call him) is alone with his little friend Squee, who for some reason his parents gave Nny custody (its madness I tell you, poor kid). Nny: walking along, with Squee close behind, suddenly stops and turns around to face his little companion "ok Squee lesion up, I need you go get me some reindeer antlers."
Squee: nods "yes sir" runs off and comes back putting his findings in Nnys hand.
Nny lifts hand filled with Squees findings to find that what was handed to him were sticks. Nny starts to scream but then shuts mouth before any unnecessary words could be said. "sigh ok now go find me a reindeer and I'll get the antlers my self" and with that Nny hands Squee a shotgun. (Mistake number 1: handing a kid Squees age a shotgun or a gun at all).Squee runs off out of view then a few seconds later runs back to Nny "hey Johnny what dose a reindeer look like." Nny falls over anime style "umm ok" looks around to find an example of a reindeer and spots a brown dog walking by. Points to the dog "ok Squee that's what a reindeer looks like-"and before can finish is interrupted by Squee blowing the dogs head off. "What the. Squee that was not a reindeer that was a dog." Nny looks down at Squee who is on the verge of tears, "Oh its all right little buddy you did not what it was, but for future references reindeer are first bigger than a dog, second they may semi-look alike but their tails are short and some have white under their tails, third on their heads are antlers that look kind of like horns but not as sharp, last they have hooves that are covered-hooves like my boots ok. Squee just nods and cocks the shotgun and runs out of sight. Nny walks over to a chair (where it came from I have no clue, but who cares). From a distance you can here Squee screaming "I'm hot on its trail Johnny" then with out warning Squee runs in to the back of Nnys leg. Startled Nny jumps straight up into the air and when lands back down sees Squee and takes his shotgun away and just starts shooting and screaming at the top of his lungs. After a short time where they are becomes evident, thanks to Nny waking up all the neighbors whom turn on all the lights to see what is going on, then the lights in Nnys house turn on and Devi storms out the back door,(ooh busted). Nny and Squee who had been chasing each other stop dead and look back at Devi. Devi with a pretty pissed off look on her face yells at the top of her lungs "What the heck is going on around here" and with that Nny and Squee point at each other and yell in unison "He did it". Devi still pretty pissed off storms back in side of Nnys house which is full of bullet holes thanks to Nnys short temper.
well that was my first fanfic ever and I hope that you enjoyed it tata for now