DECEMBERWEEN TOONS IN DIFFERENT UNIVERSES

Table of Contents:

-1936 Decemberween

-20X6 Decemberween (next week)

-Cheat Commandos Decemberween (week after that)

-A Decemberween Carol (parody of "The Christmas Carol") (maybe on the same week as Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, or Decemberween)

NOTE: I do not own anything that has to do with Homestar Runner. Not even anything from the Store!

1936

The usual credits pop up with the Homestar Runner. The opening credits say "A 'Merry' Show" "Presented in Grand Old Sound-O-Vision, copyright 1936". Then it shows The Homestar Runner, 1936 Marzipan, Fat Dudley, The Strong Bad, Strong Man and The Sneak with "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" being played by the instrument that makes the music in the 1936 cartoons. There is also a note that says, "No Scenes Baleeted."

Then we cut to the Homestar Runner and Fat Dudley (both wearing scarves) standing on snow. The Homestar Runner is holding his washboard and Fat Dudley's holding a harmonica.

"Hey Fat Dudley, let's play some mean music to get us a duck," said The Homestar Runner as he put a tin can on the ground in front of him.

"(Showtime noises)" replied Fat Dudley as he threw the harmonica to his "mouth."

"And a one, two, and nine!" said the Homestar Runner as they began playing, horribly.

After Fat Dudley blew his harmonica out of his mouth, The Strong Bad, Strong Man, and The Sneak (all wearing earmuffs) came.

"So, you're making piffling music for the not-so-deaf so you can get a turkey?" asked The Strong Bad.

"Duck," replied The Homestar Runner as he continued playing his washboard.

"Fine, here is some coin to get you that duck!" said The Strong Bad as he tossed a tiny piece of metal in the tin can.

"Thanks person," thanked The Homestar Runner as The Strong Bad, The Sneak, and Strong Man walked away.

Then The Homestar Runner and Fat Dudley walked to the Guy at the Depot (with an earmuff and scarf) at the Depot.

"One duck please," said The Homestar Runner as he gave the Guy at the Depot his tin can.

The Guy at the Depot emptied the can to reveal a bolt.

"No coin, no duck," replied the Guy at the Depot.

"Let's go," The Homestar Runner said to Fat Dudley, who looked disappointed that there was going to be no duck.

So The Homestar Runner and Fat Dudley went to the fence. On the way, they passed by Sickly Sam sitting down with a tin can in front of him.

"Can you give me some coins or at least some bolts?" asked Sickly Sam.

"I would, but I have to put this in my present," said The Homestar Runner.

"Oh jeez, you know what that means," said Sickly Sam as he imploded into his potato sack.

"No sir, no I didn't," replied The Homestar Runner.

Then the potato sack disappeared in smoke with a wheezing sound.

"Actually, I have," added The Homestar Runner.

At the fenced area, 1936 Marzipan, who next to a small tree and was wearing a scarf, was waiting for them, looking scared.

"Oh The Homestar Runner! Our presents are gone!" cried out 1936 Marzipan.

"What?" asked The Homestar Runner.

"Our presents are gone!"

"What?"

"(Showtime noises)" said Fat Dudley.

"Oh no! Who could've done this?" asked The Homestar Runner in panic.

Then we see The Strong Bad's telescope and The Strong Bad.

"Hahaha! We have their presents, and now we'll dash off to our secret hideout!" said The Strong Bad.

"RRRRRRRRRR!" growled Strong Man as The Sneak wagged its nose.

Meanwhile, The Homestar Runner, Fat Dudley, and 1936 Marzipan were looking for their presents. They passed by the Barbershop Trio, who were singing "Carol of the Bells."

"Hark hear the bells, bright silver bells…" sang the Barbershop Trio in their style.

Then the Homestar Runner stopped.

"What are you doing?" asked 1936 Marzipan.

"I'm going to play some mean music for some mean presents," explained The Homestar Runner as he got out his washboard and began playing it…

…and then a cart drove by and crushed the washboard.

"Aw," groaned The Homestar Runner.

Then Fat Dudley and 1936 Marzipan saw The Strong Bad, Strong Man, and The Sneak with a large sack on the cart.

"Happy Decemberween!" shouted The Strong Bad.

"He has our presents!" exclaimed 1936 Marzipan.

"I could use a new washboard. I could get one for Decemberween," said The Homestar Runner, not focusing on what was important.

"Let's follow that cart!" said 1936 Marzipan.

"Okay."

So the three followed the tracks made by that cart. They arrived at a wooden shack (with two catapults on both sides of it which are for sightseeing) right by a cliff. They entered to find The Strong Bad, Strong Man, and The Sneak with a sack full of their presents. Strong Man was standing in front of the sack.

"Hahaha! You think that you will get your presents back? Nay! Strong Man is guarding your silly presents. You will never get them back now!" said The Strong Bad.

"Aw shucks," said The Homestar as he kicked a nearby can.

And that started a chain reaction. It struck a pipe, squirting water through a hole in the shack and into a bird outside, making it fall on one end of a catapult, flinging a small rock through the window and at The Strong Bad, making him fall on a loose floorboard that The Sneak was on, sending him flying into Strong Man's face. Strong Man lost balance and fell on another floorboard that sent the sack of presents flying out of the window and into another catapult with gunpowder. The gunpowder was flung in the fire while the good guys ran out, and…

BOOM!

The shack blew up as The Strong Bad, The Sneak, and Strong Man (on fire) ran away, screaming at the top of their lungs.

"Well, you know what that means. And now I'll do a dance," said The Homestar as he began dancing with "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" playing for the dance music.

Then we cut to a table with the good guys and the Guy from the Depot at a table, eating a "duck" (it's a plate that has a piece of paper on it that says "Duck") while Homestar played music with his new washboard. Cover your ears. It's worse than the last one.

"Happy Decemberween!" said 1936 Marzipan, Guy at the Depot, Fat Dudley (translated from showtime noises) while The Homestar Runner continued playing.

Meanwhile, The Strong Bad's head poked out of the snow. His head was still on fire a little bit.

"Where am I?"

Suddenly, a polar bear's head popped out of the snow.

"What are you doing here, you mangy vermin? Get lost!" shouted The Strong Bad.

Then the polar bear growled as it revealed its claws.

"Oh dash it all!" said The Strong Bad.

THE END of this CHAPTER