Harry Potter And The Imprisoning War
Copyright: I, The Author do hereby proclaim that I do not own The Harry Potter World. It is owned by J.K. Rowling, Scholastic Books, and The W.B. Enterprises. I DO on the other hand, own a good deal of new things introduced in the book. Although I do not own them right and proper with a copyright, I would ask anyone to use my ideas to ask permission to use them.
Chapter 7: Return to Diagon Alley
Harry, Ron and Hermione walked down the opposite road from Tonks, Moody, and Lupin. And Harry started a conversation.
"So how were you O.W.L's?"
Ron suddenly looked very gloomy.
"Don't get me started on them, I did horrible, 4 O.W.L's! I haven't told Mum but she's getting suspicious."
Hermione was looking half flabbergasted, half a fit of giggles.
"What did you get Harry?" Ron said (taking the subject away from his grades.)
"I got 8 O.W.L's. It stated I was just above average intelligence. (But he quickly got away from the subject of his O.W.L's seeing Ron's face.)
Hermione then started in a very fast voice. "Well, I got 12 O.W.L's; I was very disappointed when I noticed I hadn't gotten an O for Potions, but an E and an E for Ancient Runes. I even asked for the original copy to check for a typo. But I suppose it was alright. It said I was a genius and what did yours say R..."
She was then staring at Ron hearing what she just said.
"Oh, Ron... I'm so sorry. You don't need to s-"
Ron then said loud enough for a good deal of the street to hear.
"You want to now?!" Ron exploded. "It said I was a COMPLETE IDIOT and I had no chance in the real world!"
The whole street was watching silently and some of the younger children were sniggering heartily at what Ron had said.
Harry then whispered "Let's go to Flourish & Blotts."
They grabbed Ron, and entered the bookstore.
"Did anyone remember their Hogwarts list?" Hermione said.
"Yeah, I got mine here" Harry said, pulling his Hogwarts letter out of his pocket. The books it dictated Harry should have were.
HODWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY SCHOOL LIST
(Please note you do not need to have all books if you decide not to join one of the classes)
(1) The Standard Book of Spells: Grade 5 by Miranda Goshawk
(2) Advanced Herbology by Laura Ivy
(3) A Professional's guide to Transfiguration by Paul Hctiws
(4) Advanced Defence against the Dark Arts By Felicia Quimble
(5) A Study of Completely Mad Beasts and Monsters by the Late Jane Myrtle
(6) Advanced Charms by The Union of Charm Lovers
Harry had decided during his last few weeks that he would take Care of Magical Creatures, Charms, Defence against The Dark Arts, and Transfiguration. (He had no desire or need to pursue a life in Herbology.)
"I'm taking Defence against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, Herbology, Ancient Ruins, and Charms." Hermione said
"Really?" Ron said in mock amazement. "I expected you to take all of your O.W.L classes and every other class you could pry into!"
Harry sniggered into a copy of Advanced Charms. Hermione (luckily) didn't hear.
"Ha, ha, ha" Hermione said waspishly "I have a life outside of school you do know."
"I find that very hard to believe" Ron said under his breath
"What was that?" Hermione said in strained tones.
"Uh... Nothing!! Nothing! Uh... shall we get the rest of our books?" Ron said hurriedly.
After collecting there books and paying for them, they went to explore the rest of the Alley, They went to Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlour for large Mint-Marshmallow ice creams. Then they went to a wizard's comic shop (from a request of Ron.)
"You're going to love this!" Ron said.
The Comic shop had a look of gaiety about it. It had comics like The Adventures of Martin Miggs: the Mad Muggle. And Fist of the South Sky. But Ron was running up to the back of the store where there was a door stating
Mature Audiences Only
"Don't tell me Ron" Harry said, a grin growing on his face.
"Well, what would you do?" Ron said. "Besides, the owner never bothers unless you're like five."
Ron then started in to the room, and Harry ran in his wake after checking to make sure the Owner was buy with other customers.
The comics were not like outside. A good deal of them pictured things Harry blushed about. Some just had nudes posing whilst some showed things I will not explain for the good of the young public.
Harry saw Ron running about collecting the ones that had only nude women in them.
"When did you start reading this stuff?" Harry said amused at Ron's sudden quickness (not unlike a weasel.)
"Since third year" Ron said. "I went in here before I met you."
After paying for there "interesting" comics and magazines they went to meet Hermione (who went to the crossing bookstore, for she didn't like comics considering them to be "Childish bits of dribble.")
They next started off to Madame Malkin's Robes for All Occasions. (There robes needed fitting.)
They were just on there way to The Leaky Cauldron for lunch when who should arrive but Draco Malfoy.
He had grown a good deal for only near two months. He was a better few inches taller and he was a good bit more muscular than before. His cronies Crabbe and Goyle were a also quite fatter and stronger looking then before.
"Well, well, well" Malfoy sneered in his usual bored and snobbish voice. If it isn't The-Boy-Who-lived-for-no-good-damn-reason and the boy who was lucky enough to end up in a pureblood family but unlucky to end up in a poor and non aristocratic one.
Ron started on Malfoy by telling him insults of which I won't say due to goodness of censorship for the younger people reading. Crabbe and Goyle started to move to Ron to beat him to a point of pre-death. But Malfoy stopped them. "Now, now boys, if we fight there'll be blood all over the streets and we'll have blood on our robes, and we can't really get into any more trouble." Malfoy said
"Yeah" Harry said. "Because your father is getting you're family into all sorts of shit. So if you're not going fight us, Bug off!"
Malfoy glowed red
"I'd watch what you say, Potter" he said in forced calm. (Though it wasn't much of a success) "The Dark Lord's returned. You won't be singing the same song in a while. Come on!" he spoke to Crabbe and Goyle. And they left for Flourish and Blotts.
"That bastard!" Ron said. "I swear, I am going to kill him!"
"Forget him, Ron" Hermione said.
"Let's head off for lunch" Harry said. And they headed for The Leaky Cauldron for lunch.
END CHAPTER
Hello again everybody. I'm here bearing a new chapter of which I'm sure no one gives a damn about as no one has reviewed my story. I'm BEGGING for you to tell me your thoughts on the story. I promise that the war will come later. But for now say if it is good or a complete waste of space on the Internet.
Now on a Serious note. I ask for anyone who is offended by the bit on the mature comics for their forgiveness. This is what my idea is on the sensual lustre's of the Adolescence male psyche evolution. (Translation: my idea on how a teenage boy becomes horny.)
Plus: REVIEW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! REVIEW!!!
Copyright: I, The Author do hereby proclaim that I do not own The Harry Potter World. It is owned by J.K. Rowling, Scholastic Books, and The W.B. Enterprises. I DO on the other hand, own a good deal of new things introduced in the book. Although I do not own them right and proper with a copyright, I would ask anyone to use my ideas to ask permission to use them.
Chapter 7: Return to Diagon Alley
Harry, Ron and Hermione walked down the opposite road from Tonks, Moody, and Lupin. And Harry started a conversation.
"So how were you O.W.L's?"
Ron suddenly looked very gloomy.
"Don't get me started on them, I did horrible, 4 O.W.L's! I haven't told Mum but she's getting suspicious."
Hermione was looking half flabbergasted, half a fit of giggles.
"What did you get Harry?" Ron said (taking the subject away from his grades.)
"I got 8 O.W.L's. It stated I was just above average intelligence. (But he quickly got away from the subject of his O.W.L's seeing Ron's face.)
Hermione then started in a very fast voice. "Well, I got 12 O.W.L's; I was very disappointed when I noticed I hadn't gotten an O for Potions, but an E and an E for Ancient Runes. I even asked for the original copy to check for a typo. But I suppose it was alright. It said I was a genius and what did yours say R..."
She was then staring at Ron hearing what she just said.
"Oh, Ron... I'm so sorry. You don't need to s-"
Ron then said loud enough for a good deal of the street to hear.
"You want to now?!" Ron exploded. "It said I was a COMPLETE IDIOT and I had no chance in the real world!"
The whole street was watching silently and some of the younger children were sniggering heartily at what Ron had said.
Harry then whispered "Let's go to Flourish & Blotts."
They grabbed Ron, and entered the bookstore.
"Did anyone remember their Hogwarts list?" Hermione said.
"Yeah, I got mine here" Harry said, pulling his Hogwarts letter out of his pocket. The books it dictated Harry should have were.
HODWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY SCHOOL LIST
(Please note you do not need to have all books if you decide not to join one of the classes)
(1) The Standard Book of Spells: Grade 5 by Miranda Goshawk
(2) Advanced Herbology by Laura Ivy
(3) A Professional's guide to Transfiguration by Paul Hctiws
(4) Advanced Defence against the Dark Arts By Felicia Quimble
(5) A Study of Completely Mad Beasts and Monsters by the Late Jane Myrtle
(6) Advanced Charms by The Union of Charm Lovers
Harry had decided during his last few weeks that he would take Care of Magical Creatures, Charms, Defence against The Dark Arts, and Transfiguration. (He had no desire or need to pursue a life in Herbology.)
"I'm taking Defence against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, Herbology, Ancient Ruins, and Charms." Hermione said
"Really?" Ron said in mock amazement. "I expected you to take all of your O.W.L classes and every other class you could pry into!"
Harry sniggered into a copy of Advanced Charms. Hermione (luckily) didn't hear.
"Ha, ha, ha" Hermione said waspishly "I have a life outside of school you do know."
"I find that very hard to believe" Ron said under his breath
"What was that?" Hermione said in strained tones.
"Uh... Nothing!! Nothing! Uh... shall we get the rest of our books?" Ron said hurriedly.
After collecting there books and paying for them, they went to explore the rest of the Alley, They went to Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlour for large Mint-Marshmallow ice creams. Then they went to a wizard's comic shop (from a request of Ron.)
"You're going to love this!" Ron said.
The Comic shop had a look of gaiety about it. It had comics like The Adventures of Martin Miggs: the Mad Muggle. And Fist of the South Sky. But Ron was running up to the back of the store where there was a door stating
Mature Audiences Only
"Don't tell me Ron" Harry said, a grin growing on his face.
"Well, what would you do?" Ron said. "Besides, the owner never bothers unless you're like five."
Ron then started in to the room, and Harry ran in his wake after checking to make sure the Owner was buy with other customers.
The comics were not like outside. A good deal of them pictured things Harry blushed about. Some just had nudes posing whilst some showed things I will not explain for the good of the young public.
Harry saw Ron running about collecting the ones that had only nude women in them.
"When did you start reading this stuff?" Harry said amused at Ron's sudden quickness (not unlike a weasel.)
"Since third year" Ron said. "I went in here before I met you."
After paying for there "interesting" comics and magazines they went to meet Hermione (who went to the crossing bookstore, for she didn't like comics considering them to be "Childish bits of dribble.")
They next started off to Madame Malkin's Robes for All Occasions. (There robes needed fitting.)
They were just on there way to The Leaky Cauldron for lunch when who should arrive but Draco Malfoy.
He had grown a good deal for only near two months. He was a better few inches taller and he was a good bit more muscular than before. His cronies Crabbe and Goyle were a also quite fatter and stronger looking then before.
"Well, well, well" Malfoy sneered in his usual bored and snobbish voice. If it isn't The-Boy-Who-lived-for-no-good-damn-reason and the boy who was lucky enough to end up in a pureblood family but unlucky to end up in a poor and non aristocratic one.
Ron started on Malfoy by telling him insults of which I won't say due to goodness of censorship for the younger people reading. Crabbe and Goyle started to move to Ron to beat him to a point of pre-death. But Malfoy stopped them. "Now, now boys, if we fight there'll be blood all over the streets and we'll have blood on our robes, and we can't really get into any more trouble." Malfoy said
"Yeah" Harry said. "Because your father is getting you're family into all sorts of shit. So if you're not going fight us, Bug off!"
Malfoy glowed red
"I'd watch what you say, Potter" he said in forced calm. (Though it wasn't much of a success) "The Dark Lord's returned. You won't be singing the same song in a while. Come on!" he spoke to Crabbe and Goyle. And they left for Flourish and Blotts.
"That bastard!" Ron said. "I swear, I am going to kill him!"
"Forget him, Ron" Hermione said.
"Let's head off for lunch" Harry said. And they headed for The Leaky Cauldron for lunch.
END CHAPTER
Hello again everybody. I'm here bearing a new chapter of which I'm sure no one gives a damn about as no one has reviewed my story. I'm BEGGING for you to tell me your thoughts on the story. I promise that the war will come later. But for now say if it is good or a complete waste of space on the Internet.
Now on a Serious note. I ask for anyone who is offended by the bit on the mature comics for their forgiveness. This is what my idea is on the sensual lustre's of the Adolescence male psyche evolution. (Translation: my idea on how a teenage boy becomes horny.)
Plus: REVIEW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! REVIEW!!!